第2章

erzheishi,yigezhiyoulinbaicainengkandaodexitongmianban,chuxianzailetadeyanqian。

【宿主名称:林白】

【xitongmingcheng:zheihuobushihaodongxixitong】

【xitongneirong:suijifaburenwu,wanchengbiankehuodejiangli,renwujinxingguochengzhong,keshouhuotarenzhenjingzhi,zhenjingzhiyuegao,jianglicengjiyuegao】

【benxitongzhizaicujinrenleiheping,tuidongjihuashengyu,gaishanrenleipinge,zengqiangrenleidanao.....zhulisuzhuchengweishijieshangzuiwanmeidehuaidan!】

【xinshoubaoxiangyijingjiuxu。】

【kaiqibaoxiang,suzhujiangtashangchengweihuaidanbukehuitoudedaolu,shifoukaiqi?】

“开。”

林白想都没想。

boyibo,danchebianmotuo!

suihou,yidaojinguangzaiyanqianshanguo。

【ding,gongxisuzhu,kaiqichenggong!】

【huodejiangli:shenjitaijiquan】

声音落下的一瞬间。

linbaituranganjuezijihaoxiangshibeileipileyiyang,hunshenmamade,danshiyouhensufu.....

zuzulenglewuliumiao,tacaijianjianhuanguoshenlai。

yucitongshi,naohaizhizhong,jingshiduochuyizhenqiguaidehuamian。

shenchuantaijifu,chuliyutaishanzhidian,taijiquandaleqianqianwanwanbian。

suoweidaofaziran,zaojiuronghuiguantong!

tiandifengyun,jinghaosisuizijizhijianerdong。

linbaimengdezhengkaishuangyan,buyoujidongdewojinlequantou。

zijishentidebianhua,tabisheidouqingchu。

cishibushuoqiangdaowudiba,danyiquandasiyitouzhuyinggaimeishenmewenti。

tademuguangbuyouzizhukanxiangleyanqiandegongzuorenyuan。

pangzizhanshuhouche,biaoqingyouxienankan,zheixiaozikanzijideyanshen....

zenmegenguonianshazhudetufuside???

talianmangdao:“gongjigongzuorenyuanshifanguide,zhijiequxiaozige!”

shuozhe,talianmangnachuyibaiyuanxianjinyuyidaijuemingyabo:“nizhuajinshijianba,yixiaoshineibixuwanchengyicifanzui...fouzejiuzhijietaotaile。”

“这样啊。”

linbaixiaolexiao,jieguopangzishouzhongdeyibaiyuanxianjinyuneidaijuemingyabo,zouchulexiangzikou。

此刻....

tadenaohaizhizhong,yijingyouleyigejihua!

neishiyigefeichangdanda,yefeichangjuyoutiaozhanxingdejihua。

buguo,linbaixianglaixihuanzuoyoutiaozhandeshiqing。

tadezuijiao,luchuleyisirangrenzhuomobutoudexiaorong。

kandaotazheifubiaoqing,zhibojianguanzhongdunshixingfendicangyingcuoshou。

xuanshouyuegangao,tamenjiuyuexingfen!

【开始了开始了!】

【wodaoyaokankan,zheixuanshounazheququyibaikuaigenyidaijuemingyabonengzenmefanzui?】

【hahaha,wotemekandaojuemingyabowojiuxiangxiaoa!!】

【loushangdenizaixiaonima??youshenmehaoxiaode??hahaha!】

【dajiabiexiaole,youshihourenjiushibeibijile,fanernengganchuniubideshiqinglai。】

【wojuedeyeshi,wokanhaozheixuanshou。】

【nimenbieshuohuale,xuanshoujindianle!!yaokaishichoubeizuoanle!】

【buzhidaotahuimaishenmegongju。】

guanzhongmenlianmangtingxiataolun,jiangzhuyiliyoufanghuilezhibohuamiandangzhong。

只见。

huamiandangzhongdelinbai,cishimeiyousihaoyouyu,zhijiejiuchaozhechaoshizoulejinqu。

zheirangzhongrenbujinhaoqiqilai。

zheimingxuanshouzhiyouyibaikuaiqian,tahuimaishenmedongxilaizuoanni??

刀具??

haishiqitagengyouchuangyidegongjuni??

danshitamenxinzhongyouyizhongyugan,zheimingxuanshou,kendinghuimaiyigebudelededongxi,ranhouganyijianbudeledeshiqing!

就在这时。

林白开口了:

“laoban,laipingxuebi。”

【nimenkan,taguoranguoranmailebuyiyangdedongxi,shixuebiai,dengdeng....xuebi!!!!】

【woce,dage,nimaixuebiganjimaoa???nanbuchengnidasuankengxiaohai??】

【nirongwoxiangxiang,xuebidechengfenshi....zheiyemeibanfayonglaiganhuaishia!!】

【neitayaoxuebishiganma??”】

【zongbunengshiweileheba??】

【buhuibabuhuibabuhuiba??】

【nimennaodongyezhenshida,zheizhongguanjiandeshihou,sheihuihuaqianmaixuebihea??】

【jiushijiushi,zheikeshinengzhuanshiyideyibaikuai,sheihuizheimexindabazheifenqianhualaimaixuebizijihea?】

但下一秒。

“xuebipeiyabo,shuangdaonengchengfo。”

linbaijieguoxuebi,xiangdoumeixiangjiuningkaiheleqilai。

【???】

【????】

【ta!guo!ran!shi!mai!lai!he!de!!】

【kaiwanxiaobadage,zheifenqianniyinggaiyonglaimaizhuangbeifanzuia,maixuebishishenmecaozuo??nandaofangqile?】

【haojiahuo,haiyiweiyounixijubenni,meixiangdaokandaogebailanxiaozi。】

【woce,zheiyetailangfeileba?zaizenmezheyechangshiyixiaa,wanyinengchengyitian,neijiuyiwankuaidaoshouleya!】

【zheihaizi,meijiule,wanle。】

【shiyibuyao,neitemeyiwanzongnengzhuanba??xiangxiangbanfaa,yibaikuaihaishiyoucaozuokongjiandea,biefangqia!!】

zhibojianneidedanmudunshiyizhentucao。

kanlinbaideyanshen,yeshunjiancongchongmanqidaibianchengleshiwang。

hentiebuchenggang,lannifubushangqiang!

但就在这时。

linbaiyouhuanhuankaikouwendao:“laoban,dahuojilaiyige。”

laobanyemeiduoxiang,zhijierenglegedahuoji,youwendao:“yaoshayan?”

linbaiyudiaopingjingdehuidadao:“wobuchouyan。”

laobanyilianwenhao,“buchouyanniyaodahuojigansha?”

linbaixiaolexiaoshuodao:“meishenme,maigedahuojiwanshanglaishaonichaoshi。”

【shouhuolaobanzhenjingzhi+100】

laobanlianmangshuodao:“haizi,zheizhongwanxiaokeyidiandoubuhaoxiao....”

linbaiweiweiyixiao,fuwanqian,linzhedongxi,huitoukanleyiyanchaoshimingzi,bianlanxialeyiliangchuzuchezuanlejinqu。

【???】

【haojiahuo,taxianggansha?zhenjixiachaoshimingzileshiba?】

【hahaha,yugandaokenengfashengdeshiqing,wozenmeturanyouzhongxiangxiaodechongdong....】

【puchi,zheilaobanhaimeiyishidaoshiqingdeyanzhongxing。】

【ladaoba,haiwanshangni,zheixuanshounengbunengguoxinshouguandoubuzhidaoni。】

【jiushi,tashenshangxianzaijiuyipingxuebi,yibaojuemingyabo,yigedahuoji,haiyoujishikuaiqian,zheitemiaodenenggansha?】

【shia,xiangyaoliyongzheixiegongjuwanchengyicimonifanzui,bingqiebubeizhua,nanduyoudiandaa.....】

【xiongdi,shuoshihua,wodoufahuibulewodexiangxianglile。】

【shia,suiranzhishimonifanzui,danshizheiyicishizuizhongyiji,zhaolaidefankongjingying,tingshuoshilidouhenniubi....yaoshixianghunguoqu,neijiudengzhediulianba。】

guanzhongmenpansuanzhelinbaishoulidedongxi,zheshixiangbuchulaitanengzenmeliyongzheixiedongxiwanchengyicimonifanzui,bingqiechenggongtaowang。

monifanzuibenshenbingbushizuikunnandeshiqing。

zuikunnande,shifanzuizhihou,ruhewanchengtaotuo。

bijing,ruguomeinengwanchengtaotuobeizhuadehua,neijiudangchangtaotaile,dengyubaimanghuoyichang,wanquanmeiyoubiyao。

jifenzhonghou,linbaichuxianzailehuochezhandeshoupiaochuangkou。

shoupiaochuangtaideshiyiweinianqingdexiaoguniang。

tayuanbenhaiyilianpitaibunaifan,dantaitoukandaolinbaideneiyishunjian,tadunshiyanqianyiliang,xiaozhewendao:“nihaoaxiansheng,qingwenyaomaiqunadepiaoni?”

linbailengleyixia,jiangzijihuailishengxiadeqianquanbutaolechulai。

yudiaopingjingdao:“jiuzheixieqian,nalidouxing,banxiaoshineinengfachejiukeyi。”

观众:“???”

半小时内能发车??

等等.....

不对劲....

这人不对劲啊!!!