第2章 这是什么开局啊

有道是:

kaijufeicailiu,sanzhangbisichuan。

yijiewudiema,faliwubianda。

kaijubibeiru,shiyanjinshenzun。

nadaojinshouzhi,nifengfanpanxia。

……

“sanshinianhedong,sanshinianhexi,moqishaonianqiong!”

万界,某九天十地。

玄天大域,九极州。

天秀国,飞华城。

cikecikecanpobukandedazhainei,zhengfashengzheyichangtuihundaliandedaxi。

“heng!shangguanjia!jizhu!bushinimenshangguanjiahuihunzaixian,ershiwogumokanbushangnimenshangguanjia!”

“zongyouyiri,wohuirangnimenshangguanjiahesuoyourendoumingbai,wogumojueduibushifeiwu,wogujiagengmeiyoumeiluo!shinimenshangguanjiagaopanbuqide!”

nanzimingjiaogumo,shitianqianhaishilanxingren。tashiyigepujiezuozhe,dangtianwanshangshangchuanwanzijidezuopin,xinmanyizuhoudakaidiannaokanzhedapianzuozhechuantongshouji……

gumozuoleile,xiangtangzaichuangshangxiuxi,yanyibi,zaiyizheng,jiudaolezheigemoshengdeshijie。

zuichutashimengbidewanquanbudongfashengleshenme,tayinyinjidezijizuowanshouji,ranhouhaoburongyijiaowangaozi,kanzheneidaoshoudeyiqiankuaiqianquanqingaofei,luchulerushizhongfudemanzuxiaorong,xiangzhezijixiageyuedepaomianzhongyuyouzheluole。

zairanhou,jiudaolezheigedifang。

hualebangexiaoshi,zongsuanquedingleyijianshi,tachuanyuele,bingbushishenmeezuojuhesuoweidezhenrenxiujiemu。

chuanyuedaoleyigexuanhuanxianxiashijie,tongsuyidongdelaijieshi,neijiushiqiangzheweizun,ruorouqiangshi,shengzheweiwangbaizheweikoudecankuyishijie。

zaizheili,qiangzhepaishandaohai,fanshouweiyunfushouweiyu!shenzhigengkuazhangdehainengaoyouxukong,yukongerxing,huishoujian,hengshibiandi,zhizhangshanhe!

gumoxieleshinianxiaoshuo,meixiangdaozijiyouchaoyirijingranhuizhendeyujianchuanyue,erqiehaishitaziji。

erzheigejiazushaozuzhangyejiaogumo,meicuo,tayejiaogumo。

“si,zheihuobushiwoxiedepujiexiaoshuoledezhujiaoma?wotmchuanyuechenglezhujiao?nandaoshuzhongdemingzihexianshidemingzizhendehuixiangxi?”

“wogumofadala!hahahaha,gongfa,meinv,quanli,doushiwodele。”

“buguoyanxiashiwodejinshouzhi,duile,shiwojiezhizhonglaoyeye。”

“erqiewoshuxizhenggeshijielideqiyu。”

“anlilaishuo,jiexialai,yinggailaigenvdejiwotuihun,ranhouwoshuochu‘sanshinianhedongsanshinianhexi,moqishaonianqiong’dehua,jinjiezhe,jiezhizhongchulaigelaoyeyewenwo:‘xiaohuozi,yaobuyaobianqianga?’zhileide,congci,wopingjiejinshouzhiyingqubaifumei,zoushangrenshengdianfeng!”

“buguohaoxiangshitianhouyouyichangtuihunzhuangbiliua!?zhujiaobuzhengshiwoma?zheishibiaozhundefeicailiukaijua!zeze。”

……

shitianhou,gujia。feihuachengdazuzhiyidegujia,fangzaitianxiuguodoushuyumingmenwangzu,zhishaoyouzheshangbainiandelishi。

ercishicike,meiyourenfaxian,zaigujiazhizhongyouyiren,cikezhengdairuomuji,manyanjingedekanzhecikeyanqianfashengdeyiqie。

“jianguile,zheishishenmeqingkuang?”

“paidianying?haishidianshiju?”

“douqihuama?nidemameiwoqiang?nidemameiyouwokuai?”

mutianciganjueyoudianmeng,zaigujianeifashengdeyimumudaxi,tacongtoudaoweikanzaiyanli。

shifenzhongqian,zijihaizaidiannaoqianshuazhedouluodaludefan,haixiangzhezijihuidouqihuama,zijidemayidingshizuiliedema。

zijihaixiangqilaileqianshiyigexiaohua:wojiaoxiaoyan,wozhengzaibeiyimingdoudizhuisha,dantazhuibushangwo,yinweitademameiwodepaodekuai.……

mutianciyaoleyaotou,kuaisuxiaohualezheixiejiyisuipian,ranhouyidaduibushuyuzijidejiyichongjizheziji。

ertaxianzaideshenfen,qishishuochuanlehenjiandan。

shangjietaiguxianyudingjixiangushijiazuzhangzhizi,yigechuchangjidianfeng,youzheniubihonghongshenfenhelaili,buguanzhangxiang,jiashi,wugonggefangmiandoushiwanmeiwuxiakanchengxinshidainvxingxinmuzhongwanmeibaimawangzibandenanren。

tachushengjiuyoujiucaijieleixili,sidashenshouhudao,tiandaozhiqihengguanshenqu,wanxingzhuti!xianrendaohe!longfengqiming!ziqidonglai!shengrenxianxian!yichushengjiushigezhongyixiangxianxian……

zhijiebeijiazuzuzhangdingweixiayijiezuzhang,erqiemeirenherenfanbo。

jiandandelaishuo,tajiashitongtian!wugongnianyazaichangsuoyouren!youyongyoutianshenbanwanmeiwuxiadeyanzhi,rangrenhenvxingdoujianjiaodeqizhi,yifutuotuoderenshengyingjiabiaozhunmoyang。

anlishuo,chuanyuezheizhongbizhongjigeyicaipiaohaibukesiyideshiqingfashengzaitashenshang,erqieyichuanyuejiushidingjiguigongzi,niubizhijideshenfen,zenmekandouhuiyangtiandaxiaosanfen。

taxianzaideshenfen,dequehenniubi!gefangmiandouwanmeiwuxia,kanchengwanmei。

buguobeijudeshitachuanyuedeshenfenshishangjiezuidafanpaiboss,zheirangtatouteng,yaozhidao,fanpaizuizhongdejiejudoumeiyouhaoguozichi,tazhidao,congzheiyikekaishi,zhujiaokaishizhuangbi,zijiyaokaishisongjingyanjizhujiaoshua,zigetuotuodeyikedajiucai。

yuanbentahaibutaiyuanyixiangxin,danzaitazhengkaiyanjingdebangexiaoshihou,tazhongyutongkudequedingleyijianshi。

tajiushigefanpai,erqiehaishiyigecongchuchangjiujiangchouhenlaman,chengweizhujiaojianglaifendoupinmingyeyaoshasidechaojifanpai!

tasuiranguiweixiangushijiamujiadedizi,danyigeyuelaizaiwaililian,haishixiangdangdidiao。

tacongshangjieouranluguocidi,beishangguanjiazujingweitianren,qinglaizuoke,zijiqianshendaominglelaiyiheshenfen,shangguanjiazudezuzhanghezuneigedazhanglaolimaguitian,juranhaiyousongnvqingjie,yejiushizheiweizhujiaogumodeweihunqi,shangguanyuaner。

zuowan,shangguanjiazuweileyikaomujiazheikedashu,jiangzijideqinnversongjintadefangjian,ruguobushizijijiazhuangzuijiu,zhipazhendehuizuochushenmehuangtangshi。

yeyinzheiduanyinguo,zheigumoduitahenzhirugu,bijingzaigumokanlaizheishiduoqizhihen。

zijihaizaixiangzhezenmenensizhujiaodeshihou。

叮!

ranhoujiuchuxianleyigejixiebanhaowuganqingbodongderengonghechengyin。

“ding————zhuangbidaliannianyazhujiaoxitongweininbaojiahuhang。”。