第二章你不该站着
jinrideyunmengjiudian，renaofeifan。
jiudiandemenqian，tingmanlegezhonggeyangdehaoche，laiwangzhiren，luoyibujue。
jintian，naishizhengjiadeershaoyezhengkedejiehunri，xuanzezaiyunmengjiudianjubanhunyan。
xianrujindezhengjia，yiranshiyunmengchengshuyishuerdedashijia，shenfendiweichaoran，zhengkejiehun，gefangquanshizishizhengxiankonghoudiqianlaihexi。
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yanjunlaidaoyunmengjiudianhou，jingzhichaozheyantingneizouqu，qiqichangqiangdawubi，hunshenshangxiadousanfazheyiguburongqinfandeweishi，jiudianmenkoudebaoanjianqihougenbenbuganduozuopanwen。
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duiyuzheixieren，yanjunsihaobuzuozaiyi，tadeshixianhuangugebuting，xunzhaozhejinrihunyandezhengzhu，zhengke。
saoshileyidaquanhou，yanjunbingmeiyoufaxianzhengkeshenying，zheibianjiujinxunlegekongzuozuoxia。
genjuqingbaosuozhi，dangnianpohaigujiahaisiguruolandemuhouzhiren，zhengshizaizhengjiaqimaobuyangdezhengke，qidagezhengshuangsuiranyugujiadaxiaojieguruomeichenglehun，danqibuguoshizhengkeshouzhongdeyikeqizibale。
yanjunzhisuoyizheibanmabutingtidiganlaiyunmengjiudian，bingbushiyaozhejishazhengke，ruoshijiuzheimeqingyidishalezhengkemiediaozhengjia，weimianyetaibianyizhengjiale。
tabuguoshilaikanyikanzhengke，xiangzhidaoqishifouyongyousantouliubei，liantadenvrendouganpohai！
yanjunzuoxiahou，bushibianhuizhaorelaipangrendezhumu，shizaishitashenshangdeqishilaidetaiguomingxian，genbenwufayanying。
zheixienianlai，yanjunchangnianzhengzhan，shenshangziranerranyouleyiguxiongshazhiqi，jibianzhishiananjingjingdizuozaineili，yejirenyizhonglinranweiwudeganjue。
“nimen......jianguoneirenma？”
“tashenshanghaoqiangdeqishiyapoa！yikanjiuzhidaobujiandan！”
“wonengkending，yunmengchengjueduimeitazheiyangderen！nandao......shiyuandaoerlaideguibin？”
“youkeneng！zaibuji，tayeyinggaishimougedajiazudezidi！”
“bieluancaicele！jintiankeshizhoujiaershaoyezhengkededaxizhiri，ruoshirechushenmeyaoezilai，daoshihoukechibuledouzhezou！”
......
zhouweideyilunsheng，bujueyuer。
duici，yanjunsihaobuzuozaiyi，zhijingjingdizuozhe。
takebushishenmedajiazudezidi，ruoshirangziyeneilitingdaozheixiehua，zhipahuichixiaolianlian。
yanjunhedengshenfen？jiusuanshidayanguozhujiandaota，doudewanyaoxingli，zheiyangderenwu，qishimougejiazudezidisuonengxiangtibinglunde？
jiuzaiyanjunjingzuozhiji，yichuanzhexizhuangdenanzijinqiandaoletagenqian。
nanzimingjiaosuncheng，yunhaibadashijiasunjiadexiaoshaoye，jintiantayesuanbangezhuren，qijiejiesunxiaoyuzhengkeqingtouyihe，zheicaiyoulejintiandezheiyichanghunli。
sunjiasuijishenzaibadashijiazhizhong，danyizhidouchuyumoliuzhiwei，xianrujin，sunjiayuzhengjialianyin，panshanglezhengjiazheiyikecantiandashu，zheiduiyuzhenggerensunjialaishuo，wuyibushiyijianzhideqingxideshiqing。
yiwangdeshihou，sunchengzaiyunmengchengxingshihaidexiaoxinyiyi，danbansuizhesunjiayuzhengjiajieqinzhihou，tabianzaiwuhouguzhiyou！
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suiyoulezheiyangdepanduan，kesunchengdexinliquechongchiqileduiyanjundeyuanhen，tazheilibengaishibeirenwanzhongzhumudeneiyige，quebuxiangbeiyanjunqianglefengtouqu。
jinqiandaoyanjungenqianhou，sunchengyilianyinchendichoulechouyanjun，qingyaohuanglexiashoulidehongjiubei，danlengshuodao：“nikanshanghenmianshenga，buzhidaoshinaliren？jintianshiwojiejiedahunzhiri，laizheilihexiderendoushiyunmengchengyoutouyoulianderen。”
huazhicichu，sunchengshaodunlexia，suijichushengwendao：“xiansheng，nengbanideqingtienachulaijiwokankanma？”
“请帖？”
yanjunyizheng，quyanchenmeidimiaolemiaosuncheng。
zheixienianlai，yanjunzhengzhansiye，gongchengmingjiuzhiyu，yecanjiaguoxuduogaodangdeyanhui，danquecongmeiyourenxiangtayaoshenmeqingtie！
yinwei，tanengqucanjiayanhui，yiranshijubanyanhuizhirendemodarongxing！
请帖？
一个笑话而已！
“嗯？”
jianyanjunbantianbujiandongjing，sunchengweiweizhoumei，liansexiandegengweinankanleyixie。
zheishi，yanjundanmodimiaoleyansuncheng，shuo：“womeiyouqingtie，gangcongwaimianhuiyunmengcheng，nijuedewomianshengyebuzuweiqi。”
shuozheihuadeshihou，yanjundeyuqidanlengbuyi。
sunchengwenyan，meiyanyichen，gangzhunbeishuoxieshenme，kejiuzaizheishi，yanjunneiliwudibuchongdao：“duile，wozuozheyunishuohuadeshihou，nibugaizhanzhe。”
“啊？”
tingdeyanjunzheihua，sunchengzhenggerendouyijing，shenqingzhongmanshimangranshicuo，genbenjiumeitingdongyanjunzheihuashiheyi？
chiyizhiyu，sunchengqingminleminzui，yilianningzhongdiwangzheyanjun，chenshengdao：“xiaozi，nidaodishenmeyisi？”
“什么意思？”
yanjunchidiyixiao，danlengchusheng：“wodeyisihenjiandan，niruoxiangjixugenwoshuohua，neibianguizhe。”
“跪着？”
sunchengyijing，mouselimanshibukesiyi，yanjunzheihuatingshangquxiandehenlengdan，danquetouzheyigukuangbazhiqi，jirenyizhongbukekangjudeganjue。
zhouweidelaikezaitingdaoyanjunsuoyanhou，yigegewubuchengmujieshe，haikongwubi。
sunchengbenjiushiyunmengchengbadashijiazhongsunjiadeshaoye，shenfendiweiyiranbudi，erjinsunjiayouyuzhengjialianyin，sunjiarendeshenfenziranshuizhangchuangao。
“好狂妄啊！”
“sunshaoxianzaikebuzhishisunjiadeshaoyea！haishikegongzidexiaojiuzi，zheirenjingranzhangkoujiuyaotaguixiashuohua？”