第5章 我来治(2139字)

“xinyunibiepa,mahuitinizuozhude。”

“jueduibunengrangzheigedashazizhannibianyi。”

“ganggangtaneizhishoupengdeni,matiniduole!”

licuicuiyiliannuqideshuodao。

tangxinyuaiqiuqilai:“ma,qiunile,biekanjiankong,suanleba……”

“xiaozhinvbiepa,daboerbodounengtinizuozhu。”

“qujiaojinglibajiankongnalai。”

tangyiwandashenghandao,tiezhengmianqian,kanzheigedashazizenmejiaobian。

henkuai,jinglijiudaizhejiankongguolai,dakaishouji,bofangjizhongrenkan。

huamianxianshi,shifenzhongqian,tangxinyudaichenbufanchulai,ranhouduifangzhudonghualuojiandai,nongluantoufa,zhijiepuzaichenbufanshenshang。

kanwanzheigeshipin,tangjiasuoyourenbiaoqingninggurubingkuai。

现场死寂一片。

“zheigejiankong,nengzhengmingwoqingbailema?”

陈不凡淡淡问道。

“这……这……”

licuicuijiebaqilai,tagenbenmeixiangdaozhenshizijinverzhudongde,dunshibataqizhale。

“tangxinyu,nizenmezheimebuyaolian,tazheigedashazinidoudaotie。”

“nigennijie,doushishenjingbingma!”

licuicuiqidehuomaosanzhangxialelou,tangyiwandengrenyeshiliansetieqing,suiranzhidaozheishiwuhui,dantamenshenweizhangbei,shibukenengdaoqiande。

tangxinyulianjiaguntang,dao:“jie,nibiewuhui,wogenjiefunaozhewanni。”

“唉。”

tangqianyutanqi,tahainengshuoshenme,zongbunengdangzhongguaizuizijimeimeiba。

“bufan,zanmenhuijiaba。”

tangqianyuxiangwangchangyiyanglazhuchenbufandeshou,daizhezouchujiudian。

huidaocheshanghou,tangqianyulijishoudaomuqinfalaideduanxin:“likehuijia,mashang!”

tazhidao,jiexialaihuiyougengkepadeshiqingdengzheziji。

neixinchongmanyouchou,tabuzhidaoziji,nengbunenghudezhugenchenbufandehunyin。

“laopo,dingdandeshinibuyongzheji,wohuixiangbanfajininongyigexinde。”

陈不凡笑着说道。

“nayouxinqingxiangdingdan,woyagenjiumeidasuannengnadaoshou。”

tangqianyuzaijialidediweibugao,yinweitangjiabijiaozhongnanqingnv,yizhibushouzhongyong,zaigongsiduonian,yezhibuguoshigeyewujingli。

erdaboerbodejigeerzi,zaojiushizongjinglile。

一个小时后回到家。

licuicuilengzhelianzuozaishafashang,kaikoudao:“xushaogenwoxunuoguole,zhiyaoniliangjiehun,xushiyibandegufenjini,haiyoushangyixianjin,shubuqingdebieshuchezi。”

“ma,wobuhuijiajitade。”

tangqianyutaiduhenjianding,shuodao:“ruguonihaibiwo……neiwozhinengsijinikanle。”

“气死我了。”

licuicuifennudebabeizishuaisui:“nigennimeimei,doubunengrangwoshengdianxinma,niyiweiwoshizhendebinijiajitama。”

“woshiweilejiunibazhibuzhidao,nibatatangzaiyiyuankuaisile,zhiyouyishushengshoujianglaocainengjiuta。”

“xumaogenjianglaoguanxihenhao,nibujiata,jianglaojiubuhuichushou,neinibajiuhuisi。”

“nibasile,zheigejiahaiyouzanmenmunvrongshenzhidima,nainaikendinghuibawomensaodichumende。”

shuozhe,licuicuiyanjingyijingfanhong:“mayeshinvren,mazenmehuiqiangpozijinverzuobuxihuandeshi,ninandaohaibumingbaimadexinyima?”

“妈……”

tangqianyuyefanhongleyanjing,tazhidaozheidoushixumaoguyiqiangpode,beibixiaoren,jurannafuqindebinglaiweixie。

“laopo,badebingnibuyongdanxin。”

“wohuichushouzhihaode。”

chenbufankaikouhou,licuicuinujifanxiao:“dashaziyoukaishikouchukuangyanle,zaojinianshihounijiuzheimeshuoguo,nikuaibizuiba!”

yiqianchenbufanyishibuqingchushihou,jiushuozijihuizhibingjiuren,quanjiarendoudangduifangshifanhun,ziranmeirenxiangxin。

huran,tangxinyuchongjinlai,fenranshuodao:“ma,niyebiekule,wotiwojiejiajixumao,wojia!”

“fanzhengwogenwojiezhangdechabuduo,shencaijibendouyiyang,xujiayenengkanshangwode。”

“zhiyaonengzhihaobadebing,woqudangxujiaerxifusuanle。”

yitingzheihua,licuicuifanerkudegengjiashangxinle,talouzhelianggenvershishengtongku:“doushimabuhao,mameinengli,jibulenimenxingfu。”

“kelianwomenmunvsanren,jialimeiyoukeyiyikaodenanren……nijiefuhaishigedashadan,tachulechihelasa,shadoubuhui。”

chenbufanzhijieqishen,momodezhuanshenlikai。

“不凡,你去哪?”

唐千语喊道。

“bieguanta,rangzheigeshazizijizou。”

“tazheigefeiwudongxi,jinruzanjiakaishi,jiumeirangrenshengxinguo。”

“tasideyueyuanyuehao!”

李翠翠愤怒不已。

huran,tadeshoujixiangle。

“wei,xugongziyoushenmeshima。”

“什么?”

“nidayingqingjianglaochushoule?”

licuicuidunshixinxiruokuang:“taihaole,taihaole,womenmashangguoqu,xiexiexugongzicibei,wodaibiaotangjiaxiexieni。”

guaduandianhua,licuicuijidongwanfendao:“qianyu,xugongziyaoqingjianglaochushoujinibazhibingle,zanmenkuaiquyiyuan。”

“zhendema?neitaihaole。”

tangxinyupotiweixiaodao:“jie,wojiushuoxugongzishihaoren,tabuyaoqiunijiaguoqu,yeyuanyibangwomenle。”

“woneigeshajiefu,tajiushigeruandan,xianzaibuzhidaopaonahexibeifengqule。”

tangqianyucacayanlei,shuodao:“buyaozheimeshuota,bufanrenhenshanliangde,erqietakenengbiancongmingle。”

“heng,shadanjiushishadan,biancongmingyeshigefeiwu。”

tangxinyuyiliandeqiaobuqi。

ercishi,chenbufanyijinglaidaorenminyiyuan。

tanghongjiutangzaibingfangnei,chehuojiashangjibing,sannianmeixiaguochuang。

bingfangneimeiyoubieren,chenbufanzhuazhutanghongshouwan,yunzhuanzhenqi,kaishijiduifangdiaolishenti。

shufenzhonghou,duifangdusaideqiguanquanbutongchang,chenbufanjixuyunzhuanhunyuangong,tiduifangqingchutineidedusugenzazhi。

manmande,tanghongshentibiaomianyongchuyiguechoudefulanwu,suizhezheixiedongxipaichutiwai,tanghongcanbaideliansezhujianhuifuhongrunzhise。

“啊!”

“shajiefunizenmezaizhei,niganshenmeni!”

tangxinyulikechongjinbingfang,bachenbufantuikai,shengqihandao:“buxunipengwoba,nikuaiqikai!”

“bufan,nizenmezaizhei?”

唐千语立刻问道。

“wolaijibofuzhibing。”

chenbufanshuodao:“tatineidedusu,yijingqingchuqiqibaba,renbuhuiyoushile。”

“jie,nikandaomeiyou,zheigedashaziyouhushuobadaole。”

唐心雨气笑道。

“woshuozhende,meipianni,buxinnimendengwufenzhongkankan。”

陈不凡很是无语。

“哼!”

“zhenshihuatianxiazhidaji,yigeshazi,yeganwangyanzhibingjiuren。”

“ruguoshazidounengjiuren,neiwozheigeyishushengshou,qibushilianshazidouburu?”

jianglaoyishentangzhuangzoujinbingfang,licuicuigenxumaojinsuiqihou。