第一章捡了个傻夫君
tangxiaoxiaodejiyihaitingliuzaizhuiyadeyike。
tabenshiyimingzhudijunyi，xiangnanshanqufashengdizhenhoubiangensuibuduiqianqujiuzai。zhikexihaibudengtadidazaiquweiminchuli，jiuzaibandaoershangfanchele。
shanbenglaideturan，qianyimiaotangxiaoxiaohaizaihetongzuodejunyiliaozhezaiqing，xiayimiaochezijiugunluoleduanya。
zhuiyashiyicherendejianjiaoshengsihuhaizaierbianhuixiang，tangxiaoxiaocongtianxuandizhuanzhongjingxing，ruyanqueshiyipaiqiliangjingxiang。
shibushiyoufengcongqiangfengzhongzuanjinlaidehuangniqiangbi，louzheyudemaocaowuding，yijiquegeboduantuierdejiaju，canpobukandemubanchuang，wulunshinayiyangdouwuxiandudechongjizhetangxiaoxiaoderenzhi。
erzuilingtazhenjingde，bianshizijishenshangneicubumayile。
wozhidaoshanquqiongkun，danyebuzhiyuqiongdaozheigedibuba！
zheishitangxiaoxiaodediyixiangfa。
buguohenkuai，tajiufaxianlewenti。
zijishizhuiyade，zenmekenengyidianershangdoumeiyouni？tazheiquanshenshangxiaweiyisuandeshangshangde，jiushinaomenshangdezhongkuaile！
“kuaiqukankantasilemei？kebiehuaqianmaihuilaiyigeside！”
wuwaichuanlaidediyushengjiangtangxiaoxiaocongzijidesiweishijiezhonglahuixianshi，tatingzhemenwaidexiangsheng，juexintanghuichuangshangzhuangsi。
jiaobushenghenkuaitingzailezijideerbian，jinjiezhe，tangxiaoxiaoganjuedaoyishuangcucaodeshoudashanglezijidelian，culudehuanglehuangtadenaodai。
“sibule，laoziganzheixingduoshaonianle，shenmeshihouchuguochacuo？”
cubidenanshengxiangqi，tangxiaoxiaoyinyuetingdaoneirensihuhaiwangdishangtuleyikoutan。tazaixinlirenbuzhuzuoou，zheirenshenmesuzhi！
xianqianshuohuadefurenjierdao：“neijiuhao，zheisiyatou，kehualelaoniangbushaoqian！”
shengyinjianjianxiaoshi，tangxiaoxiaozhengkaileyan，xinliquemanshiyihuo。
taqingshouqingjiaodiqishen，kaodaomenkouwangwaikanleyan。zheiyikan，jiurangtangxiaoxiaochedishayanle。
zheizheizhei......zheinalishishenmeluohoushanqu，zheifenmingjiushigegushihoudexiaoshancuna！suoyitazheishichuanyuelema？jiuminga！
buzhiguoleduojiu，tangxiaoxiaocaizhujianlengjingxialai。tazixihuixiangleyixiagangcaineifurendehua，ruguomeicaicuodehua，zijiyinggaishineifurencongrenfanzishoushangmailaide。
wuheideyanzhuziyizhuan，tangxiaoxiaozhoumei，tajuedingsanshiliujizouweishangji，zaibeirenfaxianzhiqianganjinkailiu。zhiyubiede，xiantuoshenzaishuoba！
kejiuzaitangxiaoxiaozoudaomenkou，zhunbeikaimenpaolushi，xiaopomenquebeirencongwaimiantuikaile。
tangxiaoxiaocubujifang，hetuimenderenlailegejiqingduishi。
“你醒了？”
ruerdeshiqinglieruganquanbansangyin，tingdetangxiaoxiaobujinyouxieweizui。
zaikantaderongmao，baijingdejifuburanxianchen，eqianjidihanshuizaiyangguangxiashanzheyaoyandeguangze，yishuangmoyubandeheimouyouruxingchendahai，rangrenyiyanbianshenxianqizhong。zheiyangdezhangxiang，bushuowanlitiaoyi，zenmeyedeshiqianlitiaoyile。
huiguoshen，tangxiaoxiaogangxiangxinxudiweizijibianjieshenme，sheiliaoxiayimiao，menwaidenianqingnanziqueturanliezuiyixiao。
“woniangshuole，nishitajiwomailaidexifuer，niyaojiwoshengdapangwawa！”
cishicike，tangxiaoxiaozhenbuzhigaishuoshenmele。
laotianyezhenshide，baixialezheimehaokanyizhanglian，juranshigeshazi！
“nizenmebushuohua？gaibuhuishigeshaziba？”
jiantangxiaoxiaoyizhishadingzhezijikan，zhenzhengdeshazimianludanyou，shenshouzaitademianqianhuanglehuang。
tangxiaoxiaodelianjianglejiang，tazhenxiangyibazhangpaisizheigeshazi。
suanle，bugentayibanjianshi。
zhuanshenwangwulizoulejibu，tangxiaoxiaoyipiguzaipochuangshangzuoxia。
tachaozheshazigoulegoushouzhi：“guolai，wennijigewenti。”
傻子乖乖听话。
“你叫什么？”
“woniangshuowojiaomosan。”shuozhe，tadunzaidishangyibiyihuadexieleqilai。
suirantangxiaoxiaomeixueguozheigechaodaidewenzi，dandatishanghaishirendede。
mosan？tangxiaoxiaolengleleng，zenmehuiyourenjiaozheimegemingzi？
“neiwoshishei？”shouhuishixian，tangxiaoxiaoyouzhilezhiziji。
mosanzhoumei，yihuodikanzhetangxiaoxiao：“woniangmeigaosuwo，dannishiwoxifuer！”
tangxiaoxiaowuyanyidui，taxiangyibazhanghusizheigejiaomosandeshazi。
“niniangni？woyaojianta。”
mosanwailewaitou：“woniangzaidilimang。”
tangxiaoxiaodiantou：“daiwoqujianta。”
genzhemosanzouleyiduanlu，tangxiaoxiaojingyadefaxian，zheicunziliderensihudouduimosanhuaiyoueyi。buzhiweihe，tangxiaoxiaokanzheneixierendeyanshen，xinlifeichangnaohuo。
shazizenmele？jiusuantasha，neiyebushinimenzheixiefanfusuzinengbide！
“you，zheibushiliudaniangjiadeshazima？”
zoudaobanlu，zhengzaixishuibianxiyifudezhongnianfunvkandaolemosan，bujinfachuchaoxiao。
mosanjiuhaoxiangxiyiweichangleyiyang，meiyoubandianfanying。
huoxutashimeitingdong？tangxiaoxiaoxiang。
buguobuguanzenmeyang，zheilaodamadechaofengdourangtahenbushuang！zheimehaokandeshaonian，sheidoubunengshuotabuhao！
“shabushaguannishenmeshi？chinijiadamile？”
tangxiaoxiaozheihuayichukou，limajiuyinqilebianshangqitajigefurendehongxiao。
xianqianneifurenwanquanmeiyouxiangdao，mosanshenhougenzhedeheihuhudexiaoyatoujingranhaihuihuizui。taxianglaizaizheicunzilipofuguanle，haimeiyousheimadeguota，zheihuibeiyigewailaidechouyatoujiduile，zheizenmenengren！
“nigexiaojianyatou，nizhibuzhidaolaoniangshishei？kanwojintianbuxueleniyicengpi！”
shuozhe，husanhuajiuliaoqilexiuzi，zhunbeidongshou。
mosanjianzhuang，limahuzailetangxiaoxiaodeshenqian。
“buxuniqifuwoxifuer！”
youshiyizhenhongxiao，zheihuineixiekanrenaodefurenyejiarulejinlai，qizuibashedeyilunzhetangxiaoxiao。
tangxiaoxiaoduiyutamendejixiaogandaowusuowei，fandaoshizheigexiaoshazidejudongrangtabeiganwennuan。takanzhemosandangzaizijishenqiandebeiying，yanliyoulexiaoyi。
“rangkai，jiaojiwo。”tajiangmosanladaoshenhou，suihouzoudaohusanhuamianqian，zhizhetadebizidao：“gunainaiwocaibuxihanzhidaonishishei！xiangdongshoushima？laia！”
tangxiaoxiaosuiranshijunyi，danhaodaiqianmianyegenlege“jun”zi，gaiyoudefangshenshutahaishiyoude。sanliangxia，tajiubahusanhuajiandaozailedishang。
neixiegefurenjianle，douheleyitiao。