第二章小傻子
jiuzaitamenzhunbeiyiqidongshoubanghusanhuajiaoxunzheigebuzhitiangaodihoudewailairenshi，dianneitouchuanlaileliudaniangdeshengyin。
“干什么呢你们！”
husanhuayikanliudanianglaile，limazhuangmozuoyangdekuhanleqilai：“liujiadaniang，nikankannizheimaihuilaideerxifuer，zheihaiyouwangfama？”
tangxiaoxiaotiaomei，ganbulaoshi？tashoushangdelidaojiazhonglejifen，tengdejiaodixiadehusanhuakudiehanniang。
liudaniangjianzhuang，zhoulezhoumei。
“gaide！”taduizhehusanhua“pei”leyisheng，suihouyebulihuitangxiaoxiao，zhuanerkanxiangmosan：“youmeiyourenqifuni？”
mosanyaotou，xinggaocailiediduiliudaniangdao：“niang，woxifuerkelihaile！”
liudaniangkanleyantangxiaoxiao，yanliqueyouledanyouzhise。
“走，跟娘回去。”
mosangaogaoxingxingdiqianqitangxiaoxiaodeshou，lazhetayiqihuijiaqu。
jinlemen，tangxiaoxiaocaifaxian，zheijiarenjiasihubingmeiyouxiangxiangzhongdeneimeqiong。yuanxiandemaocaowushihenjiuyiqiandelaofangzi，xianzaitamensuozaidexiaowuzicaishiniangliangpingshideqijuzhichu。zheixiaowuzisuixiao，danbiqipangrenjia，yijingsuanshitiaojianbucuodele。
liudaniangyijinwujiuduitangxiaoxiaofananle。
tazhikailemosan，yansudekanzhetangxiaoxiao，lishengdao：“woquannizuihaolaoshiyidian，liuzaizheilihaohaotiwozhaoguxiaochen。”
tangxiaoxiaozhoumei，tazaizheigedifangwuyiwukao，liuzaizheierbushiweiyigebucuodexuanze，haodaiyougeluojiaodedifang。buguotahaishijuedingxiannongqingchuzijideshenshi。
“daniang，bumanninshuo，wozheishanglenaozi，shenmedoubujidele，ninnengbunenggaosuwoshishei？”shuoba，tangxiaoxiaopaliudaniangdanxinzijizhidaoshenshihouhuikailiu，limabuleyiju：“ninfangxin，wohaitingxihuanmosande，wojueduibuhuipao！”
liudanianghuyididingzhetangxiaoxiaokanlehuier，chensilexujiu，caizhongyuxiangxinleta。yebunengshuoxiangxin，zhishitayouzheigediqi，jiusuantaxiangpao，neiyepaobuchuzheigecunzi。
“nishishantouneicuntangjiadexiaonver，nidieshigedugui，haibuqiduzhairangrendasile，nihouniangjiubanijimaile。”liudaniangjizijidaolebeishui，jiantangxiaoxiaozuichunyouxieganlie，yejitadaoleyibei：“nizhiyaohaohaozhaoguxiaochen，womenjiuxianganwushi。danniyaoshigandongshenmewaixinsi，heng！”
tangxiaoxiaosuolesuobozi，tazongjuedezheigeliudaniangbushishenmejiandandejiaose。
“daniangfangxin，wojueduilaolaoshishide！”tangxiaoxiaojushoufashi，moleyoushenganyihuo：“ninweishenmejiaotaxiaochen？tabushijiaomosanma？”
buzhidaoshibushitangxiaoxiaodecuojue，tazongjuedezijiwenqizheigewentishi，liudaniangyandishanguoleyimoshayi。
buguoliudaniangzuizhongyemeiyoushuoshenme。
zheigedaanhaishimosangaosutade。
“xu！wotoutougaosuni，qishiwojiaomochen。woniangburangbierenzhidaowodemingzi，nishiwoxifuer，wocaigaosunide。”
mochen？tangxiaoxiaozaixinlimonianleyibian，haitinghaoting！
“hao，neiwobushuochuqu！wokeyijiaoniachenma？”
墨琛点头。
liangrendunzaimenkouqieqiesiyulehuier，zhidaotangxiaoxiaotuidunmalecaizhanleqilai。
tianseyijingheile，tangxiaoxiaowangyuanchuwanglewang，queturanfaxianlebusuzhikedeshenying。
“jiushizheigejianyatou！jiwohaohaoshoushita！”
lairenzhengshihusanhua，zhibuguozheihuitahaidailailelianggebangdayaoyuandebangshou。
“xiaoxiaokuaipao，wobaohuni！”mochenlimashangqianyibu，dangzailetangxiaoxiaodeshenqian。
tangxiaoxiaobuyoudegandongqilai，zheigeshazi，mingzhidaozijihuibeiqifu，quehaishiyaodangzaizijimianqianbaohuziji，zheitiandixiazenmehuiyouzheimeshaderenni？
tajiangmochenladaolezijideshenhou：“achen，nidaowuziliqu，zuozaiyizishangmonian‘xiaoxiaozuilihai’，wojiukeyidabaitamen！kuaiqu！”
mochenjiangxinjiangyi，beitangxiaoxiaotuijinlewuzili。
guanshangmen，tangxiaoxiaohuitou，naguoleyibiandedasaozhou，tiaoxindiduizhehusanhuasanrentiaomei。
yiduncaozuomengruhu，dengliudaniangtingdaofengshengcongcongganhuilaishi，quefaxiantangxiaoxiaoyiranjianghusanhuahetadelianggepofuzimeibeidadelangbeibukan。
tangxiaoxiaojiangsaozhourengdaoyibian，youhuodonglexiajingu，zuihouqingmiediyixiao。
“shuwozhiyan，nimenhaibugouworeshende！”shuoba，tayouzoudaohusanhuadepofuzimeizhiyimianqian，chixiaodao：“zheiweidama，nidebianmigaizhile，yigukouchouweier！”
huxiuhualengleleng，xiangshibeitangxiaoxiaoshuozhongleyiban，lianshangluchuletongkudebiaoqing。
liudanianglisuodiganzoulesanren，daizhetangxiaoxiaohuilewuzi。
“nidangzhenhuizhaoguhaoxiaochen？”
tangxiaoxiaodiantou，jiranzijijiahuibuqule，neiburuhaohaoliuzaizheili。erqieshaziduitaneimehao，shalishaqidixiangyaobaohuta，jiuchongzhei，tayebunengrengxiashazibuguan。
liudaniangzhongyuanxinle，tarangtangxiaoxiaogenzhezijidaolezaotaibian：“wojinishaodianreshui，nihaohaoxixi。jininongleshenganjingyifu，huitouhuanshang。”
tangxiaoxiaozheicaifaxian，zijizheihuierhunshendouheibuliuqiude，zangdetadoumeiyankan。
zhihouliudaniangjiuchuqule，liutangxiaoxiaozaiwulishoushi。
huanxiganjing，tangxiaoxiaozheicairenzhendedaliangqileziji。jiezheqingshui，tayinyinyueyuehainengkanqingzijidemianrong。
yuzijiyuanbendezhangxiangyouqibafenxiang，xushiyinweihaimeizhangkaideyuanyin。taxianzaigumozheyejiushiliuqisuidemoyang，dehaohaoyangyang，burantiedingzhangdeyifuyingyangbuliangdeyangzi。
turanyuanzilixiangqilejiaobusheng，tayiweishimochenhuilaile，yichumenquekanjianlehuxiuhuaneizhangzhangmanlehengroudelian。
“zenmeshini？”tazhoumei。
neihuxiuhuayebuzhishibushichicuoleyao，yigaibangwanneihuierxiaozhangdetaidu，zheihuidaoshiniunieleqilai。
“shazixifuer，nizenmezhidaowo......youzheibing？”
“shuosheishazini？”tangxiaoxiaoyouxieyunnu。
huxiuhualijigaikou：“mosantaxifuer！”
tangxiaoxiaolengxiao：“jiunizheiyanger，yiyanjiunengkanchulainiyoubing。”
huxiuhualiansebianlebian：“neini......huizhibu？”
zhi？neidangran。buguotakebudasuanjihuxiuhuazhibing。
“xiangrangwozhibing？xing，jiaoqian！”
shuoba，tangxiaoxiaotankaileshou，chaozhehuxiuhuahuanglehuang，shiyitaxianjiaoqian。