第5章 记得找人打我

jiangdudiercishiwangle,dangdainianqingrenderexueyuqingchunni?

jiangdutanleyikouqi,yilianshiwangdexiangzhezijibanjizouleguoqu,zhiliuxiayigeliansetieqingdehuangmao。

“woyaoshibudafeini,woguhongshibuweiren!”

huangmaoxiaoqingniandemingzijiushijiaozuoguhong,xianzaitadoubuganxiangzhesizhoukan,tanengganjuedaowushudemuguangjujizaitadeshenshang,sihushichaoxiao。

congcongmangmangjiaoguoxuefei,guhongjijimangmangdelikai。

jiangduhengzhexiaoqu,henkuaijiuzhaodaolegaoyi14bandeweizhi,banjilibianjinjinyouliangsangeren,bijingyinweijiangduzhudedifanglixuexiaojin,suoyilaibaomingdeyezao。

“nimenhao,wojiaojiangdu,yihouyoujihuiduoqinreqinre。”jiangdulianshangluchulecanlandexiaorongshuodao。

neisanrenyefenbiejijiangdudalezhaohu,bijingjiangdulianshangdecanlanxiaoronghaishirangrenhenshufude。

liangnanyinv,yigeshiyouzheqingchundoudexiaopangzi,xiaorongkeju,mingzijiaozhangfan,yigeshititaiqiangzhuangdedakuaitou,mingzijiaolvgang,lingwaiyigenvhaiyejiushiputongrongmao,danshixiaoqilaihenwenrou,mingzijiaozuoyexixi,henhaotingdeyigemingzi。

jiangdujiandandehesanrenliaoleliangju,bianzhaodaoyigekaochuangdeweizhizuoxia。

wuliaodedaotengzheshouji,jiangduzaidengdaizheyourenlaizouta。

可是等啊等……

zhongyumeirenzhu,pazaizhuozishangshuizhele。

zuowantayigerenwandetaihaile……

buzhidaoshuileduojiu,zhongyuyourenlaile。

“xiaowangbadan,jilaozigunchulai!”guhongdaizhelianggeren,fachuleyishengnuhou。

jiaoshizhizhongcishiyijinglaileshijiren,kandaoguhongqishixiongxiongdemoyang,yishijianjiaoshijingrananjinglexialai。

guhongsaoshizhebanji,faxianjingranmeiyourendalita。

tadezuijiaoluchuleyisibuxie。

zailaoshimianqianneimeniubi,xianzaizenmesongdegensunziyiyangle?

henkuai,tademuguangsuodingzaipazaizhuozishangshuizhedejiangdu,buzaiyitarendemuguang,dabudexiangzhejiangduzouleguoqu,yiquanhenhendizazaijiangdudezhuozishang。

jiangduheleyitiao,mengrantaitou,guhongdelianbianyingrutadeyanqian。

“nilaile!”jiangdujingxideshuodao。

古宏?

gaisi,taweishenmecongzheixiaozaiziyanzhongkandaolejingxi?

haimeiyoudengguhongshuohua,jiangduyijingpobujidaizhanleqilai。

“zouzouzou,difangnitiao,wodengnihaozhangshijianle,zanmenganjinjiejue,xianzairenduole,yihuiwohaiyouyewuyaomang。”

jiangdulazheguhongjiuxiangzhewaibianzouqu。

guhonghelianggexiaodiyilianmengbi,shenzhihaimeiyoufanyingguolaijiubeijiangdulazhezouchulejiaoshi。

“jilaozisongkai!”guhongdanushuodao。

“hao,nimenzhunbeiqunadawo?”jiangduguaiqiaodejiangguhongsongkai,yilianpobujidaideshuodao。

古宏三人……

zheixiaozibuhuishishenjingbingba?

buguohuixiangzhiqianzijishoudeqi,guhongxinzhongdehuoqishuashuadewangshangcuan。

“caochangdouwuchang,zou!”

“好地方!”

jiangdumeizizidegenzhesanrenzouleguoqu,neixiaorongcanlandeyangzi,ganjuewanquanbuxiangshiyaoquaida,fanershiqujiexinniangziyiban。

“hongge,woganjueyouxiebuduia?”yigexiaodinamendeshuodao。

“buhuishiyouzhaba?”lingwaiyigeyejuedebuduijing。

不科学啊!

dajiashiqudajiade,youbushiqujiexinniangzide,nigaoxingzheimehenzuoshenme?

zheishixiangqifuniaxiongdi!

ninengbunengpeihedian,nineimanlianrumuchunfengdexiaorongjiangdajiadefenweidoujipohuaidiaolehaoma?

“guantani,daodifangbiefeihua,zhijiekaida!”guhongyaoyaqiechideshuodao。

三人很快到地方。

guoran,zheilihuanjingyoujing,jiaoweipianpi,danshihenmingxiandeshixuexiaoguyixiujianercheng,bijingwuxiaoshizhongshaobulexueshengdeduizhan。

jiangdumanyidedianlediantou。

“zouta!”guhongmengranyishengdahou,huishenyijiaojiuchuaixianglejiangdu。

jiangdunenggouqingxideganjuedaoguhongdezheiyijiaonenggouchuaizaishenmedifang,weileburangzijideyifunongzang,tashenchushoudangzailefuqian。

jiangdutuihouliangbu,xiangyaotingnaohaideshengyin。

可是,并没有出现。

jiangduliansebuhaokanleqilai。

“meichifanma,dadianliqi!”jiangdubushuangdehechi。

这是羞辱!

sanrenshunjianquanzhale,zheixiaozijingranxiaozhangdaorucidibu。

guhongxiangzhejiangduchongleguoqu,quantoudaizhejingfengzaxiangletadexiongkou。

zheishiguhongshengnuzhixiadequanliyiji。

jiangduyanqianyiliang,bushanbubi。

“ding,roushenzaoshouquanjiaogongji,gangtieshenqu+1,jichugedou+1!”

“ding,zaoshouqixuegongji,qixue+1!”

干的漂亮!

jiangduxiongkouyizhentengtong,shentiyiliantuilewubu。

“dui,zheiyang,zheicaigoujing!”jiangdumanlianxingfendeshuodao。

“laozidasini!”guhongganjuezijishoudaomodadewuru,lingkongyijiaochuaixiangjiangdudexiongkou。

jiangdushenshoudangleyixia,shentizaicituihousanbu,zheicitongyangmeiyouding。

“zenmezheimebuchijiuni?gangkuaniyiju,nijiuruanmianmiandemeiyouliqile,jiayou!”jiangdujiguhongdaqishuodao。

guhongnufachongguan,quantoufengkuangdehuiwu,quanbudazailejiangdudeshenshang,oueryouyiliangquanxiangyaozazaijiangdulianshang,danshidoubeibikai。

qitaneilianggexiaodijiubuyongzaishuole,dazaijiangdudeshenshangjianzhijiuhaoxiangnaoyangyangyiban。

jiangdutanleyikouqi,jingranzhinengzengjiayici。

tanqiguohou,jiangdudemuguangxilileqilai。

takanzheguhongzaguolaidequantou,shunjianchushou。

tadeshouzhangzhijiebaoguozhuquantou,qingqinglacheyixia,guhongdeshentibiangenleguolai,suihouyigexigaizhuangzaiguhongdeduzishang。

“啊!”

guhongyishengdichendetonghou,shentizhijiebeixigaizhuangfeiqibami。

qitalianggexiaodigengshiyirenyijiao,quanbubeitifeiqibami,zhuangzaileguhongdeshenshang。

sanrencanjiaozhe,tangzaidishangyishibanhuijingranpabuqilai。

jiangduzouleguoqu,youxiewanxideshuodao:“benlaiyiweinihaitingqiang,meixiangdaojiuzheidianbenshi,nihaiyoumeiyoushenmeshiliqiangdadedage,jideyaozhaotamenguolaidawo。”

guhongxinzhongchouleyixia,xiayishiyiweijiangduzaikongheta,liansecangbaidejimangshuodao:“buganbugan,zheicishiwomencuole,yihoujueduibuzaizhaonimafan。”

“不行!”

jiangdudunshibuleyile,yibajiangguhongtileqilai,renzhendeduizhetashuodao:“nibixuzhaorenlaidawo,yaoburanwojiudani。”

“dage,wozhendecuole,shiwoyouyanbushitaishan,ninraolewoba。”guhongyukuwulei,shizhongyiweijiangduzaishitanta。

“hei,tingbudongrenhuashiba?”

jiangduyiquanyiquandedazaiguhongdeshenshang,dadeguhongcanjiaolianlian。

“找不找人打我?”

“bububu……bugan……”

jiangduhaibuxinzheigexiele,zhuantiaorentizuitengdedifangda。

suirantameiyouxuexiguozheifangmiandezhishi,danshipianpiannengganjuedao,jiuhaoxiangtatianshengzhidaonalitengyiyang。

guhongbeidadeyushengyusi,zhongyurenbuzhudahanyiju:“wozhao!”

jiangduzheicaitingxiashou,manyidekanleguhongyiyan。

“ding,wanchengqixueshousheng,huodejinengdian5dian。”

jiangduliansemeiyourenhebianhua,sihumeiyoutingjianyiban。

“zheicaitinghua,jizhu,wojinisantiandeshijian,bixuyaozhaobiniqiangderenlaidawo,fouzewojianyicizouniyici。”

guhongsihugetdaoshenmedianleyiban,lianseniuqudeyizhifengkuangdiantou。

“shishishi,baozhengrangninmanyi。”

jiangduzheicaixinmanyizu,maizhelaoyebu,huanghuangyouyoudelikai。

haodifangahaodifang,yihoumeishiyaojingchanglaizheili。