第一章 我只是想拍一个全家福啊

baiwanpibeidezouzaimalushang。

qianfangyouyilianggongjiaoche,tameiganshang。

yinweigenjuyiwangjingyanlaikan,zhiyaotashangche,gaichejiuyou50%degailvtingyun,yuanyinbaokuodanbuxianyu,qichemeiqi、jiaotongshigu、sijidashushiliandengdeng。

kanzhecheli,baozheaoaodaibuyingerdefunv,heanxiangkaozaiyizishangshaitaiyangdelaoyeye,baiwanjuedinghaishifangguotamenyima。

zengrenmeigui,shouliuyuxiang。

“jintianyouganleyijianshanshi。”baiwanmianluweixiao,benlaipibeidexinqingdouhaozhuanlebushao。

hualetingzhangshijian,tacaizouhuijia。

kanzhezijiadamen,baiwanxiaoxinyiyidedaishangshoutao,ranhouyongyaochicharumendong。

咔嚓!

damendakaihou,baiwanrenzhenguancha。

zaifaxian,richanglajiduimanwuzihou,tacaisonglekouqi。

没错,是自己家!

tayoushihoukaimenyehuichuxianbug,mendakaihouhuitongxiangqiguaidedifang。

linjujia,gonggongcesuo,shenzhishibuzhimingdekongjian……

neitianwanshang,baiwanbeiniaoyibiexing。

fangbianhou,tachuanzheshuiyi,xinmanyizudecongxishoujianchulai。

dakaicesuohou,quefaxianmenwaimianshiyigemoshenghuangye。

tianshangdejiugeyueliangrangbaiwanzaifengzhongduzilingluan。

baiwanshentipibeidezuozaishafashang,shentilanyangyangdehoutang。

tadewuzishifensanluan,yitaiweiguanbidianyuandeswitchyouxiji,suiyisanluozaidishangdemanhuashu,erzuiyinrenzhuyideshi,zhuozishangdeyizhangdaxiangkuang。

limianyousirenyimao,cishizhengnuqichongchongdekanzhebaiwan。

“hundanbiesun!kannizijigandehaoshi,haiyoulianxiuxile,kuaijiyeyediangenyan!”

“feiwugege,woyaokandianshi!kuaidakai,kuaidakai!xiangpianlimianhaowuliao!!”

“tiantianjiuzhidaochuqulang?haibukuaixiangbanfajiwomenfangchuqu,wozenmeshenglenizheimegeerzi!”

“喵!!!”

baiwantinghou,xinxudeweisuodaojiaoluo,ruoruodedao:

“woyebuxiangzheiyanga,wozhishixiangpaigequanjiafua!youyoushenmecuoni!”

对此,白皖很心累。

congjishiqikaishi,tashentijiuzidongsanfabug。

xiaodaozhongxueshi,xuexiaozuzhiquanbanguankanwuyexiongling,kandaoyibanzhenziyingshengshengcongdianyingpingmulipachulai,xueshengdangchangbeihesiliang,zicibeiyuweidiyizhongxueqidabukesiyizhishou。

dadaotadaxueshi,liuxingzhuangjixiaoyuan,zhenggexuexiaozhijiebeiganmeiyiban,xinghaochuyujiaqi,shangwangbuda。

danshi,baiwanweilezhongrenshengmingzhexiang,haishixiuxueleyiduanshijian。

tashenzhixiangkuaidianqianwangbiedexingqiu,burandiqiulaogedexiaoshentiweibidangdezhu。

buguo,suizhebaiwannianlingzengzhang,duibugnengliyinyinyoulekongzhi,diqiuzheicaideyishengcun。

kexi,shanggeyuezhongjiuhaishidayile。

shanggeyueshizhongqiujie,zaizheituanyuanzhiri,tayishixingqi,jiquanjiapailegezhao,jieguoquanjiajiubianchenglezhipianren。

“wojiubuyinggaishengxiani!”

baiwandelaoma,zhangyanfangshensehuanghu。

tabuyouxiangqile,baiwandanshenghou,zijidebeijurensheng。

neishi,baiwanhaishiyinger。

yanfangyongshounazheshipen,jibaiwanjieshi。

erzaibianbianjijiangxialuodaopenlideshihou,penquepingkongxiaoshi,jinliuxiazhangyanfangyilianmengbidetuozheshuangshou,juewangdekanzhebianbianyidiandianxialuo。

zaibaiwanshuiqian,zhangyanfangjitajiangqigexiaoairenhebaixuegongzhudegushi。

erjiangdaozuihou,mianduiweizaizijishenpang,xingzhibobotingzhegushideqigexiaoairen,yanfangzhongyushoubule,wuwadeyisheng,bengkuideyunleguoqu。

haoburongyijiangbaiwanyangda,rujinjingranbajiarendoubianchenglezhaopian……

这逆子!

“haole,haole,bieshengqi。”

baiwandefuqinbaitian,buyouyuqiwenhedeanfudao:“meigehaizizongshiyoupanniqidema,jidewonianqingdeshihouyeshihenpannini,tizuqiuzahuaijiaoshichuanghu,zongbeilaoshixunchi……”

“keshinizhishaomeihuidiaozhenggexuexiao,bushima?”yanfangdandandedao。

baitiantinghouquanshuodao:“haizihaixiao,queshimeishenmefencun,danshiniyaojitagaiguodejihui,shenweifumudewomenyaozuodeshinaixinyindao,erbushiyiweidizhize。”

kandaolaobachumian,baiwanganjuezijiyongqilaile。

“shia!!sheinengbufancuoni!nimenzongdejiwogaizhengdejihui!”baiwantaiqitoufenkaidejiaodao。

yeye、meimei、mama:“nibizui!”

“ao……”baiwanruoruodewuzhulezijizui。

“laogong,jiushiyinweinizongshizheimechongniwaner,tacaichengzheigeyangzide!”

“shiwa,shiwa,jiushinilaobanizongxiangzhegege,tacaichengzheigeyangzide!”

“喵喵!!”

tingzhejiarendezhize,baiwanyukuwuleidedao:“jiarenmen,xianzaibushishengtaowodeshihoua,shangzhouwobeiguiyiyouxixuanzhongle,jinwanjiuyaojinruyouxile。”

白皖越想越崩溃。

zailanchenglimianliuchuanzheyigekongbuchuanshuo。

zhiyaobeiheiseluqutongzhishuxuanzhong,jiubudebuyilunyouyilundekaiqiguiyiyouxi。

yizhouqian,tadeyigenvtongxuebuxingshoudaoleguiyiyouxitongzhishu,zhengzaiwawadaku。

baiwanyishixinqi,shouqiannaqiluqutongzhishu,xiangkankanzheixihanwanyizhangshayang。

sheicengxiang,nadaoshouhou,temede。

zheiwanyi,jingranzaizheiguangtianhuarizhixia,banvhaimingzibianchengzijidele???

woquninimade!zheiyenengkabugshiba!

jidedangshi,baiwanbiaoqingjiangyingdenazheshouzhongdeluqutongzhishu,shenzhizhiqianwawadakudenvhaidoubukule,zhangzhedazuilenglengdekanzheyanqiandetongzhishu。

“haibushinishouqian,mamaxiaoshihouzenmejiaoyunide!bunengsuibiannabierendongxi!”zhangyanfanghentiebuchenggangdeshuodao。

“xingle,zheishihoujiubieguaihaizile,tingshuozheiguiyiyouxihenxiemende。”laobakanzheneiheiseluqutongzhishumeitouweizhou。

该游戏死亡率极高。

henduorencanjialeyouxi,jiuzaiyemeiyouhuilai。

“fangxinlaodie,wohuizhuyide,zheiyouxisuiranweixianlexie,danyeshiwomendejihui。”baiwankanleyanshijian,yijingjuliyouxikaishishijianbuyuan。

tabiannalegeshengzi,jiangbanmidadexiangkuangbeizaizijishenhou。

guiyiyouxilimianhaowuyiwenhuiyouchaozirandeliliang。

zheiyanghuoxukeyibazijidejiarenzhongxinbianchengren。

baiwanyaodaijiarenyiqiqianwangguiyiyouxishijie,xunzhaojiejiutamendefangshi。

bangwanbadianyidao,baiwanganjueshouzhongheiseluqutongzhishuyire。

哗!

xuesedeguangmangcongshangmianfachu。

dengdaotazaicizhengkaiyanjing,jiuyijinglaidaoleyigebaiseweizhidekongjian。

“guiyiyouxidechuanshuojingranshizhende。”baiwanshifenjingya。

duanduanshunjianjiubatadaidaolezheibuzhimingdekongjian。

zheiguiyiyouxishiyouliangbashuazide,bingbuxiangtajiadianshijiyiyangcuzhilanzao。

zaihaipadetongshiyeyoudianqidai。

zheiyang,tajiejiujiarendejihuiyoudale。

yucitongshi,baiwanzhengqianfang,yigebaiseguangmuliangleqilai。

字迹开始逐一显现。

【玩家姓名:白皖】

【年龄:23】

【性别:男】

【zhengzaigenjuxianshiqingkuang,shengchengtianfu,qingshaodeng……】

【tianfuyishengcheng:????……*()……*

【tianfushengchengshibai,zhongxin……】

【zhongxin……????*&……%¥】

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guangmukaishishanshuogebuting。

zuizhong,zaibaimomudengkoudaideyanshenxiaandanxialai,wanrutajiacengjingmaiguodeneixiedianshijiyiyang……

“????”

“wei!!biezheiyanga!nizenmeyesijila!nizheiyanghewojiadelajidianshijimenyoushenmequbieawei!”

白皖快要哭了。

guiyiyouxizhongjiuyezoushangledianshijidelaolu……