第二章 诡异游戏被卡死机怎么办?

yipianqiheidekongjianzhong,baiwanyukuwuleidezhanzaiyuandi。

“wei!youxitongzaima?”

“suibianlaigexitongyexinga?”

jiaolebantian,yewuxitonghuiying。

wunaixia,baiwanzhinengnachushouji,shuliandebodaleyichuanshuzi。

咚……咚……

dianhuajimiaohoujietong,baiwanlikeshishengtongkudao:“dabiaogea!dashibuhaole!kuaijiujiudidia。”

“nimade,youzala,niyoubadiannaononghuaile?”dianhuaduimiandechengxuyuanbiaogeyuqitingqilaiqijibunaifanhewuyu。

“ge,zheicibushidiannaoa!”

“那是啥啊?”

“jiuneigelanchengchuanshuozhongdekongbuyouxi……wozheibuqianxietianbeixuanzhonglema,ranhoua,zheicaigangjinruyouxi,zheiwanyijiubuhaoshile……”

“????”

“dengdeng,nishuoshawanyi?……nishuonibashawanyinongbuhaoshile???”

“jiuneigebeixuanzhongjiuhuijinrudezuzhouyouxia……”baiwanyouxiexinxu。

“???”

“wocao!!ni……wocao……wocaowocao%*&(%*¥。”

yichuanwocaozhihou,dianhuajiuguaduanle。

白皖:“……”

“表……表哥?”

dengtazaicibodadianhua,jiuxianshidianhuazhengzaitonghuazhong。

xianranzheicitonghua,jibiaogelebuxiaodeciji。

baiwanwunaisonglesong,kanlaizheicibunengzaiyilaibiaogele。

“唉……”

baiwanbenzhefuzedexintai,zaiheisekongjianlimianguangleqilai,kankanzheiguiyiyouxinengbunengzaiqiangjiuxia。

zouleshifenzhong,huoxushibaiwandezerenxingandongleshangtian,guiyiyouxijingranzhendehuifule。

白皖很欣喜。

tadayezhongjiushitadaye。

kanlaizheiguiyiyouxizhongjiuhetajiacuzaolanzhidedianshijubuyiyang。

嗡嗡!

heisedekongjianzhongxinliangleqilai,baiseguangpingzaicichuxian。

【玩家姓名:白皖】

【年龄:23】

【性别:男】

【zhengzaigenjuxianshiqingkuang,shengchengtianfu,qingshaodeng……】

【天赋已生成:

世界漏洞:

jianjie:bukezhiyuanyindaozhideshijieloudong,gaitianfudeyongyouzhehuimeishimeimiaobeidongsanfabug。

fudaitianfu:bugzhipeizhe

xiaoguo:fubenzhongbeidongchufaderenyibug,yougailvzhuanhuaweizhudongjinengsuiyishiyong,dangaifubenjieshuhou,jinengbianhuixiaoshi……(fubenjieshuhou,kehuafeiguibigoumai,baoliujineng)】

品质:无法测评

评分:无法测评

【genjutianfu,shengchengzhudongjineng……】

bugjineng1:maliaodejinbiwu

jianjie:congfubenzhongsuiyijinruxiashuidaokelaidaomaliaodejinbifang,meifubenkeyongyici。

muqiandengji1ji:jinrujinbiwuhoukehuodeshifenzhongdeanquanshijian,zanbutigongmaliaojinbi。(kejiadianshengji)

shengjihou:zaijinbiwuzhongtianjiamaliaojinbi,jinbizuoyongqingwanjiashengjihouzixingtansuo。

bugjineng2:xiangxinshangqieshendewuzima?

jianjie:zaiyouxinpcmianqiantiaowuhou,youyidinggailvhuodexiaofei(diyicishiyongbaifenbaihuode。)

(gengduojinengshengjihoukejiesuo)

马里奥的金币屋……

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tayouxiangdaolezijineibukanhuishoudetongnian。

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jushuo,neixiejingchazuizhongyizhidiguzhe:shenmeyigemogukeyibianda,lianggemogukeyifashezidanzhileideyiyibumingdehua……

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两男两女。

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youyigeguanfangrenyuanzaichang,anquanduhuihengao。

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liutongtinghouyeshilenglehaojimiao,caidao:“a……meishi,meigejinengdouyoutadecunzaijiazhi,erqiemeiguoyigefubendouhuijuexingyigexinnengli,yexunixiagejinengjiuqiangle。”

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zheihaizipabushijingshenbingba……