“haoqiao,wangxianshengyelaihejiu?”
wowaizhetouxiaomimidishuo,wojintianweilequjianzuoqin,hualequanzhuanghaijuanletoufa。
jishishijiubazheiyangaimeidedengguangxia,woyekanjianwangxiaodaidewawalianyixiajiuhongle。
“weixiaojielaihejiu,shiyinweinidexinshangrenhaimeiyouhaozhuanma?”
他又开始苍蝇搓手。
“哎,是的,”
tidaozheiwoyoukaishibiaoyanji,“haishimeiyoushenmeqise,wokenanguole,suoyilaijiejiuxiaochou。”
“wozuotianhuijiacaigenwomashuolezheijianshi,tashuowomenjiayiyuan,youhenxianjindezhiwurenzhiliaofangfa,huoxukeyishishi。”
e……daoyemeiyouzhendeyouzhiwuren,wozaixinlitucao。
wobaibaishou:“meiguanxi,tazheiliangtianqishizhuangkuanghaikeyi,woxiangxinhenkuaijiuhuihaoqilai,bulaofannile。”
erqiewohenminruidibuzhuodaoguanjianci,“nigennimuqinshuolewoshuodehua?”
“duia,woyeshixiangjinzijideyifenmianbozhilima。”
kanzhewangxiaodaiyilianchunliangdidiandiantou,
woxinlijinglingdazuo,wandanle。
tamamagenwomamarenshi,shuobudingjintianjiuyiqidamajiangle。
womakeshizhidao,zuoqinbushiwodeshenmezhiwurenbaiyueguang。
吾命休矣。
wokaishisikao,jinwanbazuoqindachengzhiwurendekenengxing。
neibianwangxiaodaiyibianshenshouxiangwozhuwoyibianshuo:“buyaozongxiangzheguoqulelinlin,yaoburannishishigenwotantankan,shuobudingnengdainizouchuneixindechuangshang。”
woyibianfengkuangdiduobi,yibianjizhaizhuangshiyanse,sos。
haimeidengzhaizhuangbuxiaoxinbajiupodaotashenshang,lingyiguqiangdadeqiliujiuxianfanleta。
“linlinyeshinijiaode?!”
zuoqindeshengyinqidebianlexing,“banideshousakai!”
“你哪位?”
“zuoqin!wojiushitaxinshangren,zenmele,zhiwurenzhanqilaile,heniyitiaoba,yimiqiwu!”
“我一米八!”
guorannanrenzuidongruhechuotongnanren。
wangxiaodailimatiaojiao,kandaozuoqinbitagaoyijiedeshengaozhihou,youmomozhuanshenzoule。
zouzhiqianhaibuwangchaowohan:“linlin,womenyihouzailiao!”
wojiangyingzheweixiaobatasongzou,zhuantoukanjianzuoqinbawodeyezizhiyiyinerjin。
ranhouyilianweiqudikanzhewo。
zhaizhuangyaoyaotou:“hashiqiyouchuxianlee。”
“quququ,yibianganhuoqu。”
wobataganzou,paipaizuoqindetou:“nilaiganma。”
“wokanniqihuhudezoule,bufangxin,laizhaonia!”
zuoqinyilianbeitong,“nigenyimiqiwudenandeliaotiandouheyanyuese,nihaiku,nidoumeizaiwomianqiankuguo!”
wolianshangbashibagewenhao:“qingwenkushishenmeqinmidongzuoma?”
“dangranle,kudaibiaoniduitachangkaixinfei,woyiweinibuhuikude,nizheigepianzi,nijiumeiduiwochangkaixinfeiguo,suoyiyebusongwochuguo,nizheigemeixinmeifeidepianzi。”
wokanzhezhujiankoubuzeyandezuoqin,youkankanwoneibeikongledeyezizhi。
woxiangzhaizhuangtouquyihuodeyanshen。
“biekanwoe,jiubazenmekenengmaiyezizhi,zhibuguodushuhendi。”
zhaizhuangyadileshengyin,“nijiaxiaolanggou,butainenghea。”