第六章 植物人醒了,吓到了吧

“haoqiao,wangxianshengyelaihejiu?”

wowaizhetouxiaomimidishuo,wojintianweilequjianzuoqin,hualequanzhuanghaijuanletoufa。

jishishijiubazheiyangaimeidedengguangxia,woyekanjianwangxiaodaidewawalianyixiajiuhongle。

“weixiaojielaihejiu,shiyinweinidexinshangrenhaimeiyouhaozhuanma?”

他又开始苍蝇搓手。

“哎,是的,”

tidaozheiwoyoukaishibiaoyanji,“haishimeiyoushenmeqise,wokenanguole,suoyilaijiejiuxiaochou。”

“wozuotianhuijiacaigenwomashuolezheijianshi,tashuowomenjiayiyuan,youhenxianjindezhiwurenzhiliaofangfa,huoxukeyishishi。”

e……daoyemeiyouzhendeyouzhiwuren,wozaixinlitucao。

wobaibaishou:“meiguanxi,tazheiliangtianqishizhuangkuanghaikeyi,woxiangxinhenkuaijiuhuihaoqilai,bulaofannile。”

erqiewohenminruidibuzhuodaoguanjianci,“nigennimuqinshuolewoshuodehua?”

“duia,woyeshixiangjinzijideyifenmianbozhilima。”

kanzhewangxiaodaiyilianchunliangdidiandiantou,

woxinlijinglingdazuo,wandanle。

tamamagenwomamarenshi,shuobudingjintianjiuyiqidamajiangle。

womakeshizhidao,zuoqinbushiwodeshenmezhiwurenbaiyueguang。

吾命休矣。

wokaishisikao,jinwanbazuoqindachengzhiwurendekenengxing。

neibianwangxiaodaiyibianshenshouxiangwozhuwoyibianshuo:“buyaozongxiangzheguoqulelinlin,yaoburannishishigenwotantankan,shuobudingnengdainizouchuneixindechuangshang。”

woyibianfengkuangdiduobi,yibianjizhaizhuangshiyanse,sos。

haimeidengzhaizhuangbuxiaoxinbajiupodaotashenshang,lingyiguqiangdadeqiliujiuxianfanleta。

“linlinyeshinijiaode?!”

zuoqindeshengyinqidebianlexing,“banideshousakai!”

“你哪位?”

“zuoqin!wojiushitaxinshangren,zenmele,zhiwurenzhanqilaile,heniyitiaoba,yimiqiwu!”

“我一米八!”

guorannanrenzuidongruhechuotongnanren。

wangxiaodailimatiaojiao,kandaozuoqinbitagaoyijiedeshengaozhihou,youmomozhuanshenzoule。

zouzhiqianhaibuwangchaowohan:“linlin,womenyihouzailiao!”

wojiangyingzheweixiaobatasongzou,zhuantoukanjianzuoqinbawodeyezizhiyiyinerjin。

ranhouyilianweiqudikanzhewo。

zhaizhuangyaoyaotou:“hashiqiyouchuxianlee。”

“quququ,yibianganhuoqu。”

wobataganzou,paipaizuoqindetou:“nilaiganma。”

“wokanniqihuhudezoule,bufangxin,laizhaonia!”

zuoqinyilianbeitong,“nigenyimiqiwudenandeliaotiandouheyanyuese,nihaiku,nidoumeizaiwomianqiankuguo!”

wolianshangbashibagewenhao:“qingwenkushishenmeqinmidongzuoma?”

“dangranle,kudaibiaoniduitachangkaixinfei,woyiweinibuhuikude,nizheigepianzi,nijiumeiduiwochangkaixinfeiguo,suoyiyebusongwochuguo,nizheigemeixinmeifeidepianzi。”

wokanzhezhujiankoubuzeyandezuoqin,youkankanwoneibeikongledeyezizhi。

woxiangzhaizhuangtouquyihuodeyanshen。

“biekanwoe,jiubazenmekenengmaiyezizhi,zhibuguodushuhendi。”

zhaizhuangyadileshengyin,“nijiaxiaolanggou,butainenghea。”