第二章我失忆了
duxiaotian：“buhuiba！choulaotou！nijuranbawomaile？haidinglegeqichouwubidehunyue？nige**laotou！”
laorenshushidechuizhehaifeng：“chouxiaozibieshenwaifuzhongbuzhifule，neixiaopangyatoulaotouzikanguole，zhangdaleyidingshige**dadenvwa，nengshengerzi。xinglexingle，ganjingundanba，woyaoqudujiale。”
嗡嗡……
zaidonglishizudemadashengzhong，xiaoyoutinglikailecidi，neichoulaotouzhendebatayigerenrengzaizheile。
duxiaotianfeilejiuniuerhuzhili，zhongyubashoushangdetiesuozhengduan，kaishichaozhexianqianlaotousuozhidefangxiangfenliyouqu。
“si**laotou！zongyouyitianxiaoyewoyaobanizouchengzhutou！！！”
jinglileyigeyuedejianao，duxiaotianzhongyukandaoleneilaotoukouzhongshuode“yigelibai”jiunengdaodadeludile，zhangshijiandetuoshuituolirangduxiaotianzhongyuzaididaanbiandezuihouyibaimi，hunsileguoqu。
……
“wei！segou！nibieyiweizhuangshachonglengjiukeyiyangainigangcaizhanwobianyideshishi！”
muyafeiyilianqifendezhizheduxiaotiandejunlian，haizaijixukoutufenfangzhe。
duxiaotianturanyilianmangrandedingzhemuyafeimubuzhuanjing。
“ni……niganma？niyiweinizhuangzuohenkeliandeyangziwojiuhuiraoguonime？”
duxiaotianyilianrenzhendedingzhemuyafei：“woshiyile。”
muyafeidaidaidelenglejimiao：“bukeneng！nizenmekeneng……ni……nijiaoshenmemingzi？”
“我叫杜晓天。”
“nizheibushijizhenime？”
duxiaotian：“chulezheigewoshenmedouxiangbuqilaile。”
muyafei：“ni……biepianwo，nizhendeshiyile？”
duxiaotianyilianrenzhen：“zhende。”
buhuiba？zhendezheimekelian……zheirenganggangjingliguoshengsiyijie，jieguoxinglehaishiyile。nishui，shiyi，shenwucunlv……zheishishanghaiyouzheimecandejiahuo……
muyafeituranshanxinzaicibaopeng，bazijiwanmeidedairudaolezheikeliandebeicanmingyungushidangzhong。
而至于杜晓天……
zheimeinvrenbucuoa，youdayoubai……pei！youpiaoliangyoushanliang。ganglaizheimoshengchengshidewobixuzhuazhuzheigezhangqifanpiao！keedelaotouliantiaokuchazidoubuliujiwo，zheixiazhendeyaochiruanfanle！buguoyehaoa，zaishenshanlaolinlizhengzhengbei“zhemo”leshibanian，zhongyuyoujihuinenggoulaiwaimiandeshijiexiangshouyifanle！hahaha！
muyafeiyouxiexintengderoulerouduxiaotiandenaodai：“haole，meishide，zongyouyitiannihuidouxiangqilaide。niebue？woxiandainiquchidiandongxiba。”
duxiaotianyifanzhuangshamaimeng，huyoudemuyafeimuaixinfanlan，xiangshizhaoguxiaodidiyibandexixinzhaoguta。
yishenjiandandeditanhuoliandaineiyiku，hualemuyafeiyibaiwushikuaidayang。benjiuchuyu“caizhengweiji”demuyafeiwuyishixintenghuaile，huabeidouhaibuqidemuyafeijingranjizheigenanrenhuadiaolejiexialailiangzhoudeshenghuofei。
yijialianjiadexiaofanguannei，laobanniangduanshanglaiyiwanreqitengtengdemalatang。
muyafeikaixindenalegexiaowanxiaoxinyiyidejialeyixiezijixihuanchideqingcaitudou，ranhouwangxiaowanlidaolediantang。
“好了，吃吧。”
kanzhemianqiandexiaonvrenhuhudechuizheqingcaishangdereqi，ranhouxiaokouxiaokoudechileqilai，duxiaotianlengzhule。
“nizenmebuchia？buxiangme？”
duxiaotian：“nijiudaiwochizheige？liankuairoudoumeiyou？haiyou，womenlianggerenweishenmezhidianyifen？”
muyafeipielepiezui：“sheishuomeiyouroule？zheibushime？”
tayongkuaizijiaqiyikuaixiangxiangchang，ranhouyilianmanzudechijinlekouzhong。
咕……
duxiaotianrouleroujichangluludeduzi，suanle，malatangjiumalatangba，doueleyigeyuele，xiantianbaoduzizaishuo。
yifenshaguomalatangduxiaotianlianguodidetangzhidoumeishengxia。
fanhou，muyafeidaizheduxiaotianlaidaoletazaiyigeputongxiaoquzuxiadexiaofangzili。
daolejialihou，tianseyijinghenwanle，eryigehenyansudewentiyekaishikunraoqimuyafei。
duxiaotianyikanjianneizhangfenserouruandedachuangjiurenbuzhupuleshangqu，zhunbeijinrumengxiang，haohaomibuyixiazheigeyuedoumeishuidejue。
jieguohaimeibishangyanshimiaozhong，tajiubeizhuaiqilaile。
“喂！起来！”
“ganma？wohaokune，woyaoshuijue。”
“buxing！zheishiwodechuang，nibuzhidaogunanguanvmeiyoumingfenbunengzhuzaiyiqime？”
“neizenmeban？nibuhuiyaoganwozouba？”
duxiaotianhaoburongyizhaojianzijidediyifen“ruanfan”，zenmekenengqingyifangqi？
“haojiejie，meinvjiejie，renjiakeshishiyile，xianzaidoumeiyoujiakehui，nirenxinkanwozaiwaisichuliulangme？”
muyafeikanzheyonglizhadeyanjingzhuangkeliandeduxiaotianyizhentouda，zuihouwunaideshuaileshuaishou。
“nishuiwaimian，shafashang！”
“好嘞！”
“wei！duxiaotian，zaiwanshangshuijuedeshihou，nijueduibukeyijinwozheijianwuzi！fouzewojiugannizou，rangnizijichuquliulang！”
muyafeiyilianyansudefachujinggao。
duxiaotianshenchugeokdeshoushi，ranhouyitouzaizaishafashangdaqilehulu。
“hu——buxingbuxing，mingtianbixulikebatasongdaoyouguanbumen，bangtazhaodaotadejiarenpengyou，ganjinsongzou。yaoshirangbierenzhidaowojialiyanglegenanren……”
第二天上午十点。
“wu——zuowanshuidehaoshufua，haojiumeizheimeshufudeshuiyijuele。”
muyafeizhuanshenmoqishouji，zhengyanyikan。
“啊！！！！”
zaole，chedichidaole！wanlewanle，gongzuoyaodiule！
suizheyishengjianjiaoxiangqi，muyafeihuangmangdekaishishoushixingzhuangdaban。
duxiaotianmihuderoulerouyanjing：“dazaoshangde，guijiaoshenme？”
“wanle，wanle，woshangbanchidaole！womenneigelengbingbingdezongcaidarenkendinghuishalewode！”
duxiaotian：“chigedaojiuyaobeisha？waimiandeshijiezheimekongbu？”
“aiyabushila，wodagebiyu。buhuisi，danshikendinghuibeimacanle！”
duxiaotian：“nimenneilaobanshenmelaitou，nandenvde？”
muyafei：“womenlaobankeshizshichulemingdebinglengnvbadaozongcai，liushijituanzongcailiuruolan！”
duxiaotian：“e，yuanlaishigenvbaolong。”
“！！！budui，nishuotajiaoshenme？？？”
muyafei：“tajiaoliuruolana，zshibimingxingdouyoumingqi，nibuzhidaoa？aodui，nishiyile，buzhidaozhengchang。”
duxiaotianturanmengdizhandaolemuyafeishenqian：“woyeyaoqu。”
liuruolanshiba？xiaopangheiyatou，keranggezhaodaonile！jintianzheigehunyuebixutuidiao！choulaotou，biexiangzaikengwo！