第二章

第二章

“laozigennishuohuani,nihaibuhuidawo。”

wokanzheyanqiandezhouyaozu,liansecangbai,mantoudahan,wuzheduzi,yiliantongkushuozhe。

womazhanzhepangbian,xintengdelouzheta150jindeerzi:

“songzhaodi,zheidaodishizenmehuishia,shibushinijinididichishenmedongxi,douguaini,niyihuilai,woerzijiubushufu,xiacinijiubiehuijiale。”

woniejinleshouzhongtihuilaidegezhonglipin,sixujianjianhuifu。

kanzheyanqianshuxideyimu,wocaiyishidaozijijingranzhongshengle。

woshenxiyikouqi,houlongjianmeiyoubeizhouyaozuqiasidezhixigan,meiyoudufashijuliedetengtonggan。

qianshi,wozhuanmenhualezhongjindaizhedidiquyiyuanjianchashenti,yiwaifaxianledidishishuangxingren。

dangshidesongyishengkanzhedididepianzi,gaosuwodidideshuangxingrenqiguanfayutaiguozaoshu。

budao12sui,didijiulaileyuejing,ruguozaizheiyangxiaqu,dididexiongxingjisuhuifenmibianshao,zuihouneiyitaonanxingshengzhiqiguanhuitingzhifayu。

woshenzhidididuiyuwobamalaishuo,shiyibeizideminggenzi,womaweileshengerzi,datailesanci,shiguanlewunian,caishengledidi。

jimangdaizhedidiyuyuezuihaodeyishengzuoshoushu,womaquelanzhewo,kanzhedidilongqidexiongbu,yanjingfaguang:

“woerzizheishicixiongtongti,kendingshitiancaizhuanshi,hahahahaha,zuoshenmeshoushua。”

didikuzhezhaodaowo,weiqushuo:

“jiejie,wobuxiangzheiyang,bierendoumawoshibiantai,woshinansheng。”

yushiwobugufumudezuai,daizhedidizuoleshoushu,jiwankuaideyipingjisuyaoshuomaijiumai,rangdidiwanwanquanquanchengweinanhai。

meixiangdaowozuodezheiyiqie,duididitaoxintaofei,taquejuedewoduandiaotadangtiancaideming,zhuantoubawoshale。

shenzhihailisuoyingdangdejichengwodecaichan,yijiarenqilerongrong,woqueluodeyigesiwuquanshidejieju。

zhengdangwolengzhudeshihou,womachaoqipangbiandesaobachaowodalai:

“douguaini,yaobushinijintianhuilai,woerzicaibuhuizheiyang,shibushinidaileshenmelajishipinjiwoerzichi,aiyouwei。”

wobeisaobazadelianteng,pangbiandedidibazhanmanxuedekuzirengzaiwolianshang:

“songzhaodi,jiushinijiwodaidezhaji,haidewo**liuxuele,nihaibugankuaidaiwoquyiyuankankan。”

wokanzhepangbiandezhajihezi,mingmingshishixiantaqiuwo:

“jiejie,qiuqiunile,matabujiwochineixiezhajihanbao,nijiwodaiyidianhuilaichima。”

kanzheyanqianzheiyiqie,woxiaole:

“ma,wojuededidishilaiyimale。”

“bukeneng,bukeneng,woerzizenmekenenghuishinvde。”

yishengnazheganggangpaiguodepianzi,manlianyansushuo:

“zhunquelaishuo,ninerziyongyouliangtaoshengzhiqiguan,jiushishuangxingren。”

womahaishibuxiangxin,duizheyishengzhijietukoushui:

“pei,shenmepoyiyuana,shuoshenmewoerzishirenyao,shenjingbinga,woerzikeshimingfuqishidenanren。”

shuozhe,womachexiadididekuzi,badidixiabanshenwangsizhouzhanshi:

“nimenkankanwoerzideduoda,duojiankang,zhangdalekeshiyaojiwoshengdapangsunzide。”

erwokanzhedidineiruwandoudadexiabanshen,xiaolexiao。

“wokannimenyiyuanjiushipianren,pianwomenbingrendeqian,woerzizhishiliuxuele,zenmejiubianchengnvdele。”

womabeiyiyuanbaoanganchulaideshihou,haizaimamalielie。

wogenzhehoumian,bingmeiyouxiangshangbeizineiyangduidididebingqinggandaojinzhangdanxinhehaipa。

womadingzhedidideguaiyizhichu,kanlekanshoushangdepianzi,bamuguangdingzhewo:

“zhaodia,niyouqian,yaobunizhaoyigezuihaodeyishengbangnididikankan,shibushizhende。”

guoran,womaneimetengaizhouyaozudeyigeren,pingchangyaozudapenti,womadouyaozhuanmenquyiyuanzhaoyishengnayaoderen,yuanlaishidasuanhenhenhaowoyiba。

bijingjianchale,rangwofuquanbudezhiliaofei,tamenjiulisuoyingdangdexiwodexue。

xiangdaozheili,worenbuzhulengxiaoyisheng:

“haoa,ma,wodainimenqukanzuihaodeyisheng。”