我的弟弟是双性人哈哈怪-著

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《wodedidishishuangxingren》zheibuhahaguaixiedeshutinghaode，limiandeneirongyetingfengfude。zhujiaoweisongzhaodizhouyaozuzhuyaojiangdeshi：“douguaini，yaobushinijintianhuilai，woerzicaibuhuizheiyang，shibushinidaileshenmelajishipinjiwoerzichi，aiyouwei。”……

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第三章

shangbeizi，womazaimoulaojiadeshenpolijizhouyaozusuanming，suanchulaile，wodidishicixiongtongti，tiancaizhuanshi，tacaixiangxinle。

zheibeizi，wozhudongkaizheche，daizhedidihewomalaidaoleneishenpomianqian。

shenpokanzhezhouyaozulongqidexiongbu，duizhewomashuo：

“zheihaizishibushicixiongtongtia。”

womayikan，limaxichuwangwai：

“shenpoguoranlinga，woerzibeishenmeyiyuanjianchachuleshuangxingren，qiuqiuninle，gaosuwomenyinggaizenmezuo。”

神婆念了念咒语：

“zheihaizicixiongtongti，tianshenjianglin，shitiancaizhuanshi，cailugungun，jiazuxingsheng，bukezuoshoushu。”

womayiting，louzhezhouyaozuyoushikuyoushixiao：

“aiyouwei，wodehaoerzi，nitingdaolema，nishitiancai。”

我在旁边附和：

“ma，didikeshinandeyijiandetiancaia，nawomenhaiyaozuoshoushuma？”

“zuoshenmeshoushua，zenmedoubunengzuoshoushu，woerzikeshibaobeia，hahahaha，womenzhoujiakeshiyaofacaile。”

zhouyaozutingdaozijishitiancaideshihou，tingqixiongtang：

“wokeshitiancai，ma，dengwoyihoukaoqinghuabeida。”

wokanzheliangrenxinxiruokuangdeyangzilengxiaole，yaoshiwomazhidaole，bujiuyihou，dididenanxingqiguanjiuyaotingzhifayule，liansegaiyouduohaokana。

wobadezhizheigexiaoxizhihou，louzhewodixingfenshuo：

“zanmenjiakeshichuleyigetiancaia，guoranshiwodebaobeierzia。”

erdidibuzaizheyanziji，tingqigugudeshuo：

“wokeshitiancai，tiancaicaishicixiongtongtide。”

erbanshangdeneixietongxuekekanbuguandidi，tamenjiekaididideliyi：

“hahahahahaha，biantaiyige，haishishenmetiancaia，renyao，nimenkuailaikanshirenyao。”

didiqueyinyiweihao，tingzhezijidexiongshuo：

“wozheishitiancaidexiangzheng，nimensuangepia，wokeshiyihouyaokaoqinghuabeidade。”

zhouyaozujuedezijishicixiongtongti，shenzhizhuanmenpaoqunvcesuodingzhebierenshangcesuo。

wojiedaodianhuadeshihou，laoshitanxishuo：

“nikuailaiba，nididichuangledahuo。”

wogandaodeshihou，didimanlianwusuoweidezhanzhe。

yuanlaididizhangzhezijiyounvxingqiguan，zhuanmenpaodaonvcesuoqumonvhai，shenzhihaiqiangponvhaimenmozijixiabanshen，youyigenvhaibeihekule。

“womota，tayinggaigandaozihao，wokeshitiancai，tajiwoneishiyinggaide。”

ernvhaidejiazhangzhizhezhouyaozu：

“nizheigebaiyanlangdebiantai，haiganmowonver，nini。”

womalouzhewodidi，manliandezihao：

“bukuishiwoerzi，zheimexiaojiuyouzheixienvdexihuan，woerzineimeyouxiu，ninveryebuzhidaoshenmeyangzi，xiaoxiaonianjijiupanshangwoerzifanzui，zaishuolemoyibayebuhuidiaokuairou。”

jiazhanghelaoshibeiwomashuawunaiqidaole，jiazhangzhijiebaojingrangjingchalaichuli，erwomacaiyuanyipeichang。

zhibuguotadingzhewo，shiyiwojiaopeichang：

“wohenibayangnididiburongyi，niyigerennvhaizi，youneimeduoqianganma，haiburujinididijiaopeichangqian，zaishuole，nididikeshiyaokaoqinghuabeidaderen。”

woqueshuangshoukaibai，dingzhewomashuo：

“ma，niyezhidaowoyigerennvhaizi，nalineimeduoqiana，zaishuolema，wofangzuhaimeiyoujiao，jiewoyidian。”

“biexiangle，neiqiankeshijinididiquxifuyongde，nixiangdoubiexiang。”

jianwotaidujianjue，womayingshengshengbielekouqi，nazhezijideqianjiaolepeichang。