第四章
henkuai，didizaimeiyouwodeganyuxia，nvxingtezhengshiyuelaiyuemingxian。
wobamaquehairengranjuedewodishitiancai，haibaijiuxigaosuqinqipengyou，zijijialichuletiancai。
womashenzhimeizizidechuangjianlezhanghao，jiluwodidirichang，shenzhihaiqumingweishuangxingrentiancaierzidemama。
erwomapingjiezhewodishishuangxingrenyipaoerhong，chengweiwanghong：
“guoranyaozushijiwomenzhoujiadailailecaiyun，buxiangnineigebaiyanlang，shangbanleduojiule，haibujijialijigongzi。”
womaminglianlineihanwo，rangwojiaoqianhuiqu。
erduiyudidi，tagengshijiyuhouwang，jitabaoleshuobuqingdebuxiban：
“erzi，suoyourendoukanzheni，nijiushiwomendejiaoao，mamayongyuanweinigandaozihao。”
ernianjin13suidedidiqueyiwaiandilihuanshanglezaoyuzheng。
shangbeiziwoduiyijiarentaoxintaofei，shangdaojijialimaifangmaiche，xiadaowomameitianmaicai，quanshiwoyigerenjiqian。
erwobamadeqianquebeiliangrenzanzhejiwoneiyaozudidiquxifu。
hezhewodeqianbushiqian，nimendeqianshiqian？
erzheibeizi，wozaozaobanjiale，zijiyigerenguodexiaoyaozizai。
womajianwozheigeyuandatoupaole，tiantiandadianhuajiaowohuiqu，yihuiyoujiwofashechipindingdan：
“zhaodia，nididihaixiao，wohenibahaidekaonini。”
woquezhijiezhuangsi，jiwomafayizhangfangdongwenwoyaodefangzuqian。
keshiwodidechengjiquemeiyoushenpoyuyanneiyangyuelaiyuehao，faneryiluxiadie。
ertayebiandeyuefadechenmoguayan，duoniandexingbieniuquzaojiujitazaochengleqiguaidexingbieyishi。
youshihoutahuiyanezijidenanxingqiguan，youshihoutahuijuedezijiyoushinvrengandaoexin。
womanazhexinmaideliyidijiwodi，kanzhewodijinghu：
“erzi，zheiyoudaleyiquan，bucuobucuo，hahahahahaha。”
erzhouyaozukanzhezijideshangbanshen，hewandoudadexiabanshen，renbuzhunuhou：
“ma，woshinanhai，caibushinvsheng，wobuyaochuanzheige。”
womaqueheilelian，qiangxingjiwodichuanshang：
“erzi，nizaishuoshenmea，nikeshicixiongtongtidetiancai，shenmenanhainvhaia。”
bujiuzhihou，woyiwaijietingdaoledididedianhua，dianhuaneitoutaheshangbeiziyiyang，kuzheqiuwo：
“jie，qiuqiunile，daiwoquzuoshoushuba，wozaiyebuxiangzheiyangnanbunannvbunvle，tamendoumawoshibiantai。”
erwotingzhezhouyaozuaiqiudeshengyin，xiaozheshuo：
“didi，bushijiejiebubangni，bamatamenburangnizuoshoushua。”
hehe，shangbeiziwohaoxinbangleta，quebeifanyaoyikou，huohuohaisi，zheibeiziwocaibuqudangneigedaheiguo，woyaohaohaojiaoluanzheihunshui。
diertian，wodaizhedongxihuidaolejia，quefaxianjialianjingyipian。
woqiaoqiaokaojinzhouyaozudemen，quefaxianzhouyaozudewoshilixiangzheqiguaideshengyin。
zhouyaozuzhengheyigezhongniannanrenzaichuangshangyundongni，liangrenchuanxizhecuqi。
dingjingyikan，neizhongniannanrenjingranshiwobadehaoxiongdi，wanghuzi！
**，大瓜！
womayaoshizhidaozijibaobeideyaozuerzijingranxihuannandegaiduomelipu。
woganjinluxiashipin，qiaowushengxideguanshangmen，likailejia。
meiyihui，wobamajiuhuilaile，ergangganghaizaitouqingdeliangrenquezhanzhewobamashenhou。
tamendadianhuajiaowoshanglou，guoranwoganggangyihuijia，womayizhishoulazhewo，yizhishoulazhewanghuzi，xiaoyinyinshuo：
“nihuzigegekanshangleni，cailijilewomenzuzu38wan，guojitian，nishoushiyixia，jiuqubanjiehunzheng。”
erneiwanghuzisemimidekanzhewo：
“guoranshigedenver，zhenpiaoliangshuilinglingde。”
erwoneiyaozudidiyilianjidudekanzhewo：
“meixiangdaozhaodihaizhineimeduoqianni。”
wojuedeexin，kanzheyaozuhewanghuzimeilaiyanqude，xiangqiganggangliangrenhaizaichanmianbicideshihou，zhijietuzailewanghuzimianqian。
womajile，shengpawojiaohuangleta38wancaili。
woquelehehededayinglexialai，xiaoyinyinshuo：
“ma，wojuedekeyi。”