qianhenqing，danshizheidiechaopiaoquebangzhachengkun，zhengzhengshiwan，yingdubuxiayuyikuaibanzhuan。
sunyanaodicanjiao，wanghoutuilehaojibu，zhijuedelianpidoubeizheikunchaopiaozadefama。
tasuoyoudehuanxiang，zaizheidieqianzazailianshangzhihou，shunjianposui。
gangxiangzhangzuikaima，kekandaozazijideshichaopiao，youbishanglezuiba。
zaichangsuoyourendoubiezhexiao，ganggangsunyandehuanxiao，huachenglenongnongdefengci。
zhangxiaofanlenglengdezhanzaizhishengjicangkou，zuoshouzhuaizheyigeshuodadepixiang，youshouyounaqileyikunchaopiao。
“nibushixihuanqianma？nibushiyaonaqianzasiwoma？laia，kankanjintianshinizasiwo，haishizasini！”
嗖……啪！！
shiwankuai，zaicihenhendezazailesunyanneizhangtumanzhifendelianshang。
sunyanyoushiyishengcanjiao，yipigudiezuozaidishang，liangdaobixueliuchu，toufasanluan，langbeidaolejidian。
dantaquekandoubugankanzhangxiaofan——zheigeyigeyueqian，tahaiwubimieshidenvxu。
zhouweiguankandexiaoqujumin，fenfenchengmujieshetanweiguanzhi，daoshitingshuoguonaqianzarende，kecongmeijianguozheiyangwuliyiyishang‘za’de！
qingkejian，jiushiershiwanzachu，zhangxiaofanlianshangkuangxingzhanfang，zaipixiangliyimo，younachuyidie。
“laoqianpo，wobangniduanchadishui，sihouniyijiaren，shounimenzhoujiawushukezedeshihou，nilianzhengyandoubukanwoyiyan。zhousiruixiadingjuexinhewolihun，nijugongzhiweiba？”
“nibujiuxihuanzheixiedongxima？laia，woduodehen，kanninengjiezhuduoshao！”
zhangxiaofanyueshuoyueqi，mengranyiza！
啪！
第三叠，正中面门。
pengdiyisheng，sunyanyangmianchaotian，beizadedaozaidishang。
哗……
zhouweijuminchaoshuibandejinghusheng，zheigebeisunyanbianpaileliangniandenvxu，juranzheimehao！zheimekuang！
“zhangxiaofan，nigoule！”
zhousiruijianzhangxiaofanyouqutaopixiang，haibudasuanbaxiu，yushidangzailesunyanmianqian，duizhangxiaofannumuershi。
sheizhi，sunyanhuranqishendahan。
“bu！bugou！haonvxu，shimazheiliangnianduibuqini，niyouyuanqijiujinguanzawo，woshoudezhu，duile……zheixieqiandouguiwoma？”
sunyanbitoushenzhexue，haitanlanerchanmeideduizhangxiaofanxiaoleqilai。
哈哈哈……
无耻！
sunyandewuchi，rangzhangxiaofanrenbuzhuyangtoudaxiao。
zijijingranjiaolezheizhongwuchidenvrenliangnian‘ma’，xiangxiangdoujuedebukesiyi。
zhousiruiqiaomiantonghong，muqindewuchi，rangtajuedelianmianwuguang：“ma！tashizaiwuruni！nikanbuchulaima？”
“madangranzhidao，kerenzenmenengyinweizunyan，lianqiandoubuyaoleni？erqiebenlaijiushiwoduibuqirenjia，maxinlihouhuia！”
zhousiruihuranxiangqi，yigeyueqianzijibaqiandiuzaizhangxiaofanlianshangdechangjing，xinzhongyizhenkuxiao，guoran，zheiyiqiedoushihuihaide。
zhousiruilaidaozhangxiaofanmianqian，liangrensimuxiangdui。
“砸够了吗？”
zhangxiaofanlengxiaodao：“zenme？niyehouhuile？zheizhishengji，bibinlizhiqianba？haiyounixiangyaodeshiye，zhiyaowokaikou，bieshuoerxianyiren，fenfenzhongjiunengpengnidaochaoyixian！shenzhiguojiyixian！nixiangyaoma？wodeqianqi。”
“yao！haonvxu，woyao！wo……”
“sunyan！bizui！！”zhousiruiyishengnuchi，rangsunyandeshengyinjiaranerzhi。
“zhangxiaofan，wochengrenwokanzouyanle。danshiwogennilihun，bushiyinweinimeiqian，gengduodejiushidanchundeyaneni！nizaibuheshideshijian，qiangxingchuxianzaiwoshenbian！”
“womadezheibizhang，wohuimanmangennisuan，xianzainazhenidezheixiechouqian，gun！wozhousiruijiusuanyaoqian，yeshipingwozijideshiye，tangtangzhengzhengdezhenghuilai！wobuyaobierenshishe，gengbuhuiyaonideshishe！”
shuowan，zhousiruijidongdezhuaqineisandiechaopiao，diuzailezhangxiaofandejiaodixia。
zhousiruidejudong，daoshirangsuoyourenguamuxiangkan。
jiulianchuyouwei，yezhengseleqilai。
zhangxiaofanyuanbenyiweizhousiruihuigensunyanyiyang，duizijizhuanbiantaidu，kemeixiangdaozheinvrenjuranzheimezhiaojueqiang。
“zhousirui，xiwangnibeishehuidudazhihou，buyaohouhuijintiandejueding。liangnian，jiuzheiyangba，congcijianghuluyuan，bubizaijian！”
“三姐，我们走。”
zhangxiaofantiaoshangzhishengji，hechuyouweiyangzhangerqu。
sunyantuisangdezuozaihuataishang，manliantongkuhouhui：“meile！haonvxumeile，qianyemeile，dayebaiaile，wodeming，zenmeneimekua……”
sunyankuhanjian，zhousiruiliansequeyuelaiyuenankan。
呕！
zhousiruihuranpaodaohuataibian，ganouleqilai。
“sirui，nizenmele，chushenmeshile？”
zhousiruixinzhongmengrandajing：“ma，nikuaiquyitangyaodian，maizhangyanyunbang，wokeneng……ou！”
……
zhishengjishang，zhangxiaofankanzhexiamianzijizhuleliangnian，yueliyueyuandexiaoqu，shensefuza。
“xiaoqi，haiwangbuleba？”
chuyouweiqingqingmozhezhangxiaofandetou，shenshangyouyouxinxiangyigejingdewangzhangxiaofanbikonglizuan，rangzhangxiaofanbuzizaidewangpangbiannuolenuo，liangnianmeijian，sanjiegenggourenle。
“nayou，wozhangxiaofanxiangyaoshenmeyangdenvrenmeiyou，huiwangbuleta？”
chuyouweigegeqianxiao：“haobahaoba。buguoshuozhende，wojuedezhousiruitingbucuo，henshaoyounvrennengzheimejianding。”
“heng，zheigenvrenzuiyingxinyeying，xinxinggaoaodehen。”
chuyouweiyaotouanxiao，nibuyezheiyang？buguotabingbuxiangbahuatijixuxiaqu：“nijiexialaizenmedasuande？”
“hainengzenmedasuan，genzheliuweijiejiehunchidengsibei。wobiebenshimeiyou，chiruanfandejinengdaoshidianmanle。”
chuyouwei：“pashibuxingde。ganmaxialezhiling，yaohenhendemolianni。nikeyixuanzewomenliugejiejieqizhongyifangqulilian，yekeyizixingchuangye，danshiyouyigetiaojian，jiushibunengjiniqian，yifenqiandoubunengji。”
“womenliugejiejiekeyijinishilishangdebangzhu，danjiushibunengjiqian，erqieyebunengbajiejiemenjinidedongxiqubianmaichengqian。nixiangyaoqian，hunchidengsi，zhinengzijiquzheng。ruguoweifanle，ganmabufani，ershifawomen。”
“shenme！hezhewohaishiyiwusuoyou？！！”
zhangxiaofanbengdaqishen，zhendezhishengjidouhuanglejixia。
“sheishuode，nibuhaiyoujiejiemenzhaozhema？jiejiemendeshilirennidiaoyong，erqieniconggandieganmaneilixuedaodebenshiyekeyiyongle，haichouzhengbudaoqian？”
“ganmahaishuole，dengnizhengdaoyigeyideshihou，huijinisonggeliwu，baoguannimanyi。”
干妈的礼物？！
neigeshenmixixidekongbunvren，songdedongxikendingbujiandan！
“duilesanjie，neinigangganghaibaxianjinjiwo？zheiyangnibushihuibeilaotaipochengfama？”
xiangqineibaozaoganmadeshouduan，zhangxiaofandoutisanjiebuhanerli。
“chengfajiuchengfaba，zhiyaoxiaoqinengchukouqijiuhao。”
“yihouhaishibuyaozheiyangle。”zhangxiaofanxinzhonggandong，ranhouxingxingdao：“suanle，xiansongwochushangjiangshiba，buxiangzaihezhousiruiyoushenmejiugele。”
sheizhi，zhangxiaofanhuayingangluo，tadeshoujixiangle。
yikanlaidianxianshishisunyande，zhangxiaofangangxiangguaduan，quehaishiguishishenchadejieleqilai。
erdangtatingdaoneironghou，dunshiliansejubian，fangfoyibingwuxingdechuitou，zhongzhongzazailezhangxiaofandexinshang。
“sanjie，wopashiyaojixuliuzaishangjiangshile……”