zuoshourucanglongtanzhua，zhunquewuwudekouzailezhouqianlongdezuibashang，batadezuiniekai。
ranhouyoushouzhuaqineidielingchao，henhendesaijinletadezuili。
全场悚然大惊！
zhangxiaofanjuranzheimekuangfang！
而且，说到做到！
zhousiruichengmujieshe，tazhidaozhangxiaofanshenfentuibian，jinfeixibi，keshizheizhongfazineixindekuangjing，juefeiyishisuonengyangcheng。
keshi，weishenmetacongmeizaizijimianqian，biaoxianguo？
zhousiruihuranxiangqi，youshihouzaitashoudaozhoujiakezedeshihou，zheigenanrenzongshihuidiyishijianzhanchulai，titazhimianfengbao。
neishi，huoxujiushixianludebingshanyijiao。
yinweizaihueryinren，youyinweizaihuershiwang，zuihouxuanzelefangqima？
kandaozhangxiaofanzheigeyangzi，zhousiruixinlifanermomingbeishenmedongxicileyixia。
“nidadan！kekeke……”
zhouqianlongbeisaiqianruzui，qidewawadajiao，youshijinghaiyoushiquru。
ketagangzhunbeihaizui，zhangxiaofansuishouchaoqiyipingkuangquanshui，bapingkousaijintazuili，simingwangliguan。
“jiwotunxiaqu。gantuchulai，nongsini。”
咕咚！
zhouqianlongbuzizhudetunyan，zhenjiubataganggangrengzaizhangxiaofanjiaobiandeqianjitunjinleduzili。
静！
quanchangxianruleguiyideanjingzhong。
zhilenglengdekanzheneigekuangbaodeheiyinanren。
他是魔鬼吗？
zhouqianlongbujinduzilifanjiangdaohai，lianshangyeyizhenhongyizhenbai，zheishiyizhongzunyanshangdewuru！
“lairen！ou！jilaozinongsita！！bazheigeganduilaozidongcudehunzhangfeiwu，wangsilizheng！”
周乾龙气急败坏。
henkuaizhoujiadebaoancongmenwaipaojinlai。
“wei，nihaibukuaipao。”
zhousiruikanbaoanweilong，zhongyuhaishirenbuzhutixingzhangxiaofan。
zhangxiaofanquehaobulingqing：“guannishenmeshi？”
zhousiruixiumeiyitiao，qihuhudedao：“hundoulile，wozhishibuxiangrangnizaiyinweiwoshoushangeryi。jirannibulingqing，neijiuqusihaole。”
zhangxiaofanhengdao：“weini？shaowangzijilianshangtiejin，woweishenmelai，zijixinlimeidianshu？”
liangrendouhenmoqidemeiyoushuochuhuaiyundeshi。
zhousiruishibuxiangrangrenzhidao，zijiganglihunjiufaxianhuaiyun，juedehuaizhangxiaofanzheizhongrendehaizidiulian。
erzhangxiaofanshidanxinxiaoxizoulou，rangganmazhidaohounaodemanchengfengyu。
“ni……”zhousiruiqijie！
“zaishuo，jintianzhongwuguohou，woburenweizheigeshijieshang，haiyoushenmenenggoushangdaowozhangxiaofan。”
zhangxiaofanyoubeiyizhan，buzhishenmeshihou，tadeshouzhongduochuleyibaduanbi。
“haohaoshuohua，nimenhaiyouhuolu。jintianruosheigangenwozhangmourendongcu，si。”
zhangxiaofandeliugejiejiedouranggandieganmaduanlianchenglerenzhonglongfeng，gengbieshuobeishiweiyibochuanrendezhangxiaofan。
tadezhandouli，juefeixunchangrennenggoubini！
senlengdeshaqi，huzhiyuchu！
cishidezhangxiaofanqishidoubian，congyigepingpingwuqidenanzi，shashichengweicongshishanxuehaizhong，pachulaideemo！
rangzaichangsuoyouren，dourenbuzhuwanghoutuileyibu，mulukongju！
zheigefeiwu，zenmebianhuazheimeda？
zhousiruiyanshengengfuzale。
zhouqianlongbeizhangxiaofanqishisuoshe，youdianjintuibude，ranhouyouyinweizijixinzhongdekongjuerxiunao。
突然！
“shisheizaidashengxuanhua，daraolaoshendeqingjing！”
ketinghoufang，hefajipidezhoulaotaitai，zhuzhelongtouguaizhangjinlai。
“奶奶！”
“老太君吉祥！”
zhoujiarenquanbuqishengongying，zhousiruiyehesunyanyiqi，chaozhoulaotaitaiqianshen。
zicongzhoulaoyezouhou，zheiweilaotaijunduzhangzhoujiadaquan，zaijiazhongyiyanjiuding，ersunmenwubujingwei。
zaijiashangshouxingdeshenfen，tayichuchang，likechengweilequanchangjiaodian。
“heng，laoshendeshengri，zenmegaodezheimehunluan，chenghetitong！”
kandaochangmianjinzhang，zhoulaotaitaibumanlengheng。
zhouqianlongyincecedeyixiao，dao：“nainai，shizhousiruidezheigefeiwuqianfu。”
kanlaizhoujiazaojiushoudaolihundexiaoxi。
“zheigezhangxiaofannazheyifujiahua，laiwomenzheilipianchipianhepianqian，wohaoxinjitaqian，tajuranbaqiansaijinwodezuilibiwochixia！”
zhoulaotaitaiborandanu，dongdiyichulongtouguaizhang，nushizhangxiaofan：“fangsi！nishigeshenmedongxi，juranganzailaoshendeshengriyanhuishang，qiruwozhoujiajichengren！”
张小凡寸步不让。
“zhoujiajichengrenyoushishenmedongxi？duibuqi，zhangyewoqifuren，conglaibukanduifangshenfenduogao，fanzhengyemeiwogao。”
周家哗然一片！
太狂妄了吧！
genzhouqianlongfangsiyejiusuanle，jurangandingzhuanglaotaijun！
zhousiruijingkongtixing：“wei，zhangxiaofan，nifenglema？zheishiwonainai！”
laotaijunrugaoshanyiyangzhangqiyazaizhousiruitoushang，rangzhousiruiwangjilezhangxiaofandebeijing。
“niwodoubuzaihu，haizaihunishenmenainai？wojintiankebushilaipianchipianhede，woshizaisonghuade。”
laotaijundaodishiweirenwu，qiangyaxiafennu，lenghengdao：“songhua？hao！neiranglaoshenkankan，nizheiyoufeiyoukuangderen，nengsongchushenmedongxi！”
zhangxiaofanbahuatuidaolaotaijunmianqian：“re，songnide，zhunishengri……haoba，kannideyangzishengriyebujiandekuaile。buguozheihuajiazhisanqianwan，yinggaigounizaijiexialaideyiduanshijian，buyaozhaozhousiruidemafan。”
pangbiandesunyandingzhehua，yanlidoushitanlan。
zhiyoutazhidaozhangxiaofanlailibufan，tashuosanqianwan，pazhendeyaozhisanqianwan！
sheizhi，zhouqianlonghoudao：“nainai，tazheishijiade！zheijiao《liushuishanjutu》，hewosongnindeliwuyimoyiyang。wodeneifukeshihualesanbaiwanmaide，jingguojianding，jueduibaozhen！”
zhouqianlongyenachulezijidehua，hezhangxiaofandezheifu，pingpuzaizhuozishang。
suoyourendouyihuole，liangfudouyiyang，sheishizhende？
zhouqianlong：“zhangxiaofan，wowenni，nidehuayongduoshaoqianmaide？”
“我姐姐送的。”
“hahahaha……kandaolebanainai，babierensongdejiahualaihunongnin。ninkuaizhitayixiafanshangdedazui，rangrendaduantadeshuangtui，diuchuqu。”
ganshoudaosuoyourendemuguang，zhangxiaofanwuyudepiepiezui：“suiranbuxieyujieshi，danweilewojiejiedexinyong，wojiugennimenshuoyishuo。”
“liushuishanjutunaisongchaoguhua，erzhouqianlongdezheifuhuayongdequeshihelunxuanzhi，shiqingmocaiyoudezhizhang。nandaoneizuozheshicongqingmodaizhezhichuanyuedaodesongchao？”
哗……
全场再次哗然！
zhangxiaofanshuodetoutoushidao，xiongyouchengzhu，xianranbushiwudefangshi。
nanguaizhouqianlongdezhizhangkanqilaiyaohaoyixie。
zhouqianlongdunshihuangle：“fangpi！wozheishihualesanbaiwanmaidezhenhua。nidonggeqiua！”
tayizhiqiangdiaosanbaiwan，shiyinweitafuqinjiujiletasanbaiwanqumaihua，jieguotaquezhiyongleshiwan，zhunbeisuibianhunonghunonglaotaijun，shengxiaerbaijiushiwanquanbunaqudushule。
rujinbeizhangxiaofanchaichuanhuadezhenxiang，tazennengbuhuangluan？
tebieshikandaozhouweiqinqidouyongbiyideyanshendingzheta。
sunyanjiaoaodao：“laotaijunshixingjia，jiranshisongjitalaorenjiade，neijiurangtalaorenjiazijidingduo。wohaonvxusongdedongxi，yeshinizheizhongrennenggoufoudingde？”
quanchangguanzhuzhoulaotaitai，zhouqianlongjinzhangdemianrutuse，yinweizhangxiaofandoushuoduileruguoranglaotaijunzhidaozijihunongta，jichengrendeweizhibubaoa！
zhoulaotaitaiyongshiwangdeyanshenkanlekanzhouqianlong，zhongyushuohuale……