三米！
两米！
一米！
suizhejulihongqunnvrenyuelaiyuejin，luyunganjuesizhoudewenduyejisuxiajiang，quanshenhanmaodoudaoshuleqilai。
fangfoshenshangxiansudoukaishikuaisufenmile。
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jiugenyudaozhenguileyiyang！
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“陆云！”
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赵青松人都麻了。
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“美女。”
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“你怎么回事啊！”
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【woreliedema，tuiqian！！！】
【……】
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陆云当时就着急了。
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“nibuhuishishuizheleba？”
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【……】
suizhehongqunnvrenzhanluyanzhi，zhibojiandelaosepimenshunjianzhaguole。
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立起来了！
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【bajidakuangfengzainizhibojiankaitonglezhizunhuangdi】
“**！”
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一个月一百万起步！
这是遇到真大佬了！
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陆云不敢想！
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【birenbuchaqian，zhiyaozhiborangwomanyi，liwushaobulenide，birenxianglaixihuankanyixiegaoyadezhiboneirong。】
zuoweinanren，luyunziranmiaodongzheiweideyisi。
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weiyoucabiancaishiwangdaoa！
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danxianzaibajigezhizunhuangdidoujishangle，taqinengrangdageshiwang？
这个边！
taluyunjintianhaijiucadingle！