第三章 小心给你一巴掌!

disanzhangxiaoxinjiniyibazhang!

erwoziranyechenglequanxiaoshishengmen,kouzhubifade‘biantaigenzongkuang’,chuchububeidaijian......

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ai,tiqidangniandeshiqing,wojiuyouxieyayibuxing,benlaishibuxianglaishenmetongxuejuhuide,yinweiyebushitongxue。

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“ya!zheibushizanjiadeyangfanqihangyoutingjulebume?”kanjianjuhuididian,taxiaodehebulongzui,baozhewoshuo。

“nidelaotongxuezheimezhaoguzanjiadeshengyi,nizuoweizhurenzenmekeyibuqu!niyidingyaoqu,tingdaolemeiyou!”

tadashouyihui,feichangdedaqi:“cicidexiaofei,laogongnijinguanzao,laopojimaidan!nizhiguanxiangshouhaoba!woyaorangnizailaotongxuemendeyanqianchujinfengtou!zhaolegezheimexianhuiyoudongshidelaopo!wahahaha......”

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“he,buhaoyisi,nimenxianbuyaoji,wozhishixiangqiwodelaopoeryi。”wochongtamen‘limao’deweixiao。

“你的老婆?”

zhangannilengleyixia,kanjianwozuoshouwumingzhishangpeidaidejiezhi,turanminzhezuichixiaolesheng:“yo!chushengnijiehunleya?zheimedadeshiqingyebuzhidaohelaotongxuemenshuoshuome?”

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“nidejiezhibuhuishiditanhuo,jiadeba!nilaopoyetingkeliande,jiajini......”

“a?”bianshangyouweinvtongxuefachushengyin,shidangnianhezhanganniyigesushedejiemei,yeshichixiaochusheng:“womeikancuodehua,zheigejiezhishikadiyadeba?”

“niyigefuwushengzenmekenengmaideqishijiwandehunjie!kanlai......”

taweiweimiqileyan,neiyisishibuyaneryule。