yeninghanzaiwenchuneijigejibendexiangqinwentihou，yishiyulinchenzuzuduishileyouwufenzhong。
piankehou，jiangjubeiyeninghandapo。
taminzuiyixiao，xinlizuolemougejueding，shuodao：
“wobuzhidaonideganqingguanshizenyangde，fanzhengwoshihenzhijiede。”
yeninghanyijuhua，ranglinchendexinneishiyigejidonga！
直接？
gejiuxihuanzhijiederen！nandaozheijiushigezaiguoneideshouciyanyuma？suiranzheimeinvyongyibuming，danbufangaizijihetayiyehappya！
“woyeshigehenzhijiederen。bijingzaiguowaidaidejiule，kenengheguorenganqingguanyoudianchayiba。wojuedeba，renshengkuduan，jiugaizhilaizhiqu！yudaoxihuanderen，jiugaidadanbiaobai，nulizhuiqiu！”
yeninghankaixindixiaole，xiangyiduoshengkaidemeigui，meilizhongfangfoyoudaizheweixiandejianci。
“jingguogangcaidejiaoliu，woduinihenyouhaogan，neiburu……”
linchenxinzhongqiexi，gangyaokaikoujiehua，jiutingdaoleyijulingtamudengkoudaidehua。
“我们就闪婚吧！”
啥？闪……闪婚？
林晨脑中一片空白。
zheixingfulaidetaikuaileba！
“womeitingcuoba？niyaoyuwoshanhun？womencairenshishifenzhonga？”linchenbuquedingdiwendao。
“ng！nimeitingcuo。worenwei，nihewohenyouyuanfen，nengzaizheimangmangrenhaizhongxiangyu，shishangtiandeanpai。suiranzheihuayoudiansuqi，danwoyixiangzhilaizhiqu，xiwangninenglijie。woyigexiaonvzidouzheiyangdadanbiaobaile，nandaoniyigedananrenhaiyaoniuniunienieyouyubujuema？”
yeninghanyanzhongxianchuyimoshiwang，linchenqingyidibuzhuodaoleduifangyanshendebianhua。
我勒个去！
zheimeinvxiangdanghaofanga！woxihuan！
“shuodehao！woyigedananren，kendingyaoguoduan！hao，womenshanhun！buzhiwomenshenmeshihouquchezhengni？”
“现在！”
yeninghanzhandingjietie，yanzhongshiyifenbukedongyaodejianding。
现在？
haoba，yeninghan，wozhendeyoudianxihuanshangnile！
两个小时后。
linchendengdaleshuangyan，nanyizhixindikanzheshouzhongdejiehunzheng。
shangmianyinzhetaheyeninghandemingzihecunzhao，yishizhijian，tajingshijingxideyoudianshishen。
“laopo！hahaha，xiangbudaowolinchenhuiguomeijitian，jiuzhaodaolezhiaidelaopo，laotianchengbuqiwoa！”
shuowan，shenshououmeiwenhuayingxiangdelinchen，bianyuchongshanglaibaozheyeninghanxianshangjiwen。danbuliaozijidelaopoqueshiyongleyiguqiaojingdijiangtaliketuizoule。
怎么？
douchezhengle，zheilaopohaiburangwoqinqinbaobaoheiheihei？
huran，linchenchajuedaoleyeninghanyanzhongxianchuyimonanyidaomingdeshenqing。
“这位先生……”
先生？
wodeshanhunlaopobuchenghuwowei“laogong”，quechenghuwowei“xiansheng”？
tianxiaguoranmeiyoumianfeidewucana。
tadingledingshen，yanshenhuranxiliqilai。
果然。
“zheiweixiansheng，hengaoxingnengyunichengweilefuqi。danwozhiqianyijingshuoguole。woshitegong，yourenwude，gennijiehunshirenwuxuyao。suoyi，zheijigeyuezhihaoweiqunidaizhe【yihunnanshi】deshenfenle。xianzai，womenjiucifenbieba。”
就此分别？
linchenxingfendexinwanquanzhenjinglexialai。
tabudongshengsedao：“laopo，nideyisishi……nikanzhongde，zhishizheizhangjiehunzheng？”
yeninghanminzuiyixiao，dao：“shide。erqiebuchuyiwaidehua，woliangxiacijianmian，jiushilihunzhishi。”
wangzheyeninghanneipojushenyidexiaorong，linchendianlediantou，yingdao：
“haoba，jishizheiyang，woyebumianqiangni，nizouba。”
yeninghanchayidikanzhelinchen。
yi？zheinanrenrucipingjing？haiyiweiyaofeidianliqini。
buguo，yeninghanbijingshinvren，haoqixinshitadetianxing。
“ni……buwenwenwodelianxifangshi？”
“wenleyemeiyong，wozhidaode。buguowoyaotixingni，womenfenbiedeshijian，buhuitaizhango。yuanfenzheidongxiyoushihoushishuaidoushuaibudiaode！”linchenshenmiyixiao。
“he，nihaizhenshiyigeyouquderen，biwozhiqianyudaoguodenanrendouyouqudeduo！duanshijiannei，niworuonengzaicixiangyu，woshuobudingzhenhuijiniyigexiangchudejihuio。buguoxianzaima……zaijian！”
shuowan，yeninghanzhuanshenjiuzou，jiaoxiaweiweiyiyongli，chuanzhegaogenxiedeta，jingshibiyundongjianjiangdesuduhaiyaokuaishangjifen！
wangzheyeninghanjianjianxiaoshidemanmiaobeiying，linchenmolemobitou，yaranshixiaodao：
“zheihunjiedehaizhenqipa！buguo……laopodarena，nijiuyiweiwozhaobudaonima？”
linchenzuijiaoyiwan，daidaoyeninghandeshenyingwanquanxiaoshizaishixianzhizhong，zheicaichaozhetaliqudefangxiangjibenerqu……