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你能拿我如何！
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不自量力！
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这样才对嘛！
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噗嗤！
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什么！
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周长军有些慌了。
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“你好自为之吧！”
嘟嘟嘟。
yilianchuandenuhoushengguohou，shishuxidedianhuamangyin。·
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什么情况！
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除非是跟钱过不去！
erqie，quanqiudetouzijigoudoubazijigongsilaruheimingdan？
开玩笑的吧！
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“老子正烦着呢！”
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“neige......”
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什么！
zhouzhangjunliansebimutanhaiyaonankan，bantianshuobuchuhua。
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只有一种可能！
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wanweidexiaorong，rangrenbuhanersu。
“wo......woshinirebuqideren！”