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第一十一章你赔不起
zheiciwanhui，shiyulequanneiyiweizhumingdaoyanjubandesirenyanhui，nenggoucanjiadedoushiquanzilimianyoutouyoulianderenwu。
wanhuidejubandidianshizaibinhaishizuihaohuadelushanbieshuqu，nenggouzhuzaizheilide，doushishenfenxianhededaguanguizu。
“好看吗？”
xiaweiweixiaoxinyiyi，baneichuan‘beishangzhedeyanlei’，daizaibozishang，weihongzhelianwendao：“huibuhuibushihewoa？”
suiranxinlihenqingchu，zheichuanxianglianshilianjiahuo，dantayijiuyuanyidaichuqujianren。
bijing，zheishiliufeisongtadediyigeliwu。
意义非凡。
liufeikanzhexiaweiwei，yanzhongmanshiaiyi：“zheigeshijieshang，zaimeiyoubinigengshihezheichuanxianglianderenle。”
“油嘴滑舌！”
xiaweiweifanlegebaiyan，guzuoshengqi。
zhishizuijiaoluchudeqianxiao，quechumailetadezhenshixiangfa。
bijing，nagenvrenbuxihuantingtianyanmiyuni。
liangrenxiachehou，chaozhebieshumenkouzouqu。
menkouyoujimingshenchuanzhifudebaoan，jingranyouxudijianyanzhelaiwangkerendemingdan。
“请出示请帖。”
xiaweiweibaqingtiedijilemenwei。
baoanzaichayuewanbihou，querenwuwuhou，rangchuleyitiaolu。
zhengdangliangrenzhunbeijinqushi，yigenvrendeshengyinzaierbianxiangleqilai。
“zheibushiweiweima？haojiubujiana！”
buyuanchu，zhanzheyigeshifenpiaoliangdenvren，yitouwuheiroushundezhangfapisanzaijiantou，chentuochujuemeideshencai，jingzhideliandanshang，xiangqianzhewanmeiwuxiadewuguan。
zheigenvren，zhengshixiaweiweidetangjie。
rujinyulequanzuihongdenvmingxing，xiayurou。
kandaoxiayurou，liufeimouzibuyoudeyileng，yongdongchuxiexuhanyi。
anzhaozhouzhangjundeshuofa，dangniandeshiquanshixiayurouzaibeihoutuibozhulan，shixiaweiweichengweizhongshizhide。
可恶的女人！
“yuroujie，niyelailea。”
shanliangdexiaweiweibingbuzhidaoxiayurouzaibeihoudesuozuosuowei，yilianhuanxidiyingshangqu，“nizuijinguodehaihaoma？”
“tinghaode。”xiayuroudiandiantou，weixiaozhedao：“tingshuonizuijinzhunbeifuchule？jintiandengdadaoyanyaoxuanbudexinxinvzhujiao，jiushiniba！”
“a......nidouzhidaolea！”
xiaweiweiqiaolianweihong，bingmeiyouyinman。
“gongxinia！”xiayuroulazhexiaweiweideshou，gulidao：“dengdadaoyanzheibuxiguanzhuduhengaode，meimeinikendingkeyiyipaozouhong，zhonghuidianfeng。”
xiaweiweigaoxingdidiandiantou，renzhendao：“ng，wohuinulide。”
liangrenyoushuolejijuhua，xiayuroushuotahaiyaodengren，rangxiaweiweixianjinqu。
dengxiaweiweiheliufeilikaihou，xiayuroulianshangdexiaorongshunjianxiaosan，queerdaizhideshiyinchendaojizhidehanyi：“douanpaihaolema？”
shenbiandezhulidiantoudao：“fangxin，dengdadaoyanyijingdayingle，zheibuxidezhunvjiaofeininmoshu。”
“hehe，zheihaichabuduo！”
xiayuroumouzizhongdehanyi，zaicinonglejifen，wangzhexiaweiweijianjianyuanqudebeiying：“meimei，nikebuyaoguaijiejie，nibugaihuilaide！”
......
jinrilaicanjiawanhuide，yaomeshiyulequanyoutouyouliandemingxing，yaomeshiheheyoumingdejinzhu。
xiaweiweisuiranlikaizheigequanzisannian，dantaweirenshanliang，pingyijinren，zaiyulequanneixienian，jileixialaibushaohaorenyuan。
yichuxian，jiubeijigexiriguanxihaodenvmingxingladaopangbianliaotian。
liufeiyeyudaoleyigeshuren。
heshijituandongshizhang，hezhoutao。
“liuxiansheng，nengzaizheilijiandaonin，zhenshitaiqiaole！”hezhoutaozhanzailiufeimian，taidugongjingdibudele。
tahuiyourucifanying，shiyouyuanyinde。
jintian，tazhuanmendadianhuaqingshisuqingqing，liufeirangtahuandaiyanrendeshiqing。
duifangzhihuifulewugezi：
一切听他的！
zheigewugeziyouduodafenliang，hezhoutaoxinlishifenqingchu，ziranbuganyousihaoxiedai。
tabeigongquxi，chenghuangchengkongdao：“liuxiansheng，ninfenfudeshiqingwoyijinganpaihaole，jintianwanshangwojiukeyixuanbu，pinqingxiaxiaojiechengweiwomenjituandexindaiyanren”
“ng，nikanzhebanba。”
liufeiyuanyuanwangzhexiaweiwei，zuijiaoluzhedandandexiaoyi。
napashizaiyiduinvmingxingzhong，zijilaopoyeshizuipiaoliang，zuixianyandeneige。
“weiwei，nizheigexianglianhaopiaolianga！zainamaide？”
“wa，wohaishidiyicijiandao，zheimedutedexianglianni。”
“nengbunengjiwodaiyixiaa。”
“woyexiangdaiyixia，jiwoyedaiyixiaba。”
“......”
cike，jigenvmingxingdezhuyili，quanbuzhuanyidaoxiaweiweibozidexianglianshang，jijizhazhadiyilunzhe。
xiaweiweijingbuzhujiemeimendezaisanqingqiu，zhihaobaxianglianzhaixialai，zaizhongrenshoulichuandizhe。
“weiwei，jiwoyekankanbei，zheimepiaoliangdexianglian，woyexiangmaiyige。”
jiuzaizheishi，xiayurouzouleguolai。
qishi，ganggangzaimenwaideshihou，tajiuyijingzhuyidaoxiaweiweibozishangdexianglianle。
tajianguobushaomingguizhubao，danshixiangzheichuanxianglian，haishidiyicikandao。
“jiejie，zheixianglianbuzhishenmeqiande。”
xiaweiweihongzhelian，youxiebuhaoyisi。
bijing，zheizhishiliufeisongdefangzhipin，bingbushizhenzhengdebaoshi。
keyoubunengjujuexiayurou，zhinengbaxiangliandileguoqu。
“zhenhaokan，wohaishidiyicikandaozheimehaokandexianglianni。”
kanleyihuihou，xiayurouzanbujuekou，zhunbeidihaijixiaweiwei。
turan，meiseyishan，shouweileyixia。
吧唧！
xiangliancongshouzhonghualuo，shuaizailedimianshang。
“weiwei，nimeishiba？”
liufeibeidongjingjingdao，jijimangmangpaoguolai。
zhijianxiaweiweizhengpengzheshouzhongshuaichuyigequekoudexianglian，zhizhifaleng。
tayankuanghongtongtongde，henzizedao：“liufei，duibuqi，wobanisongjiwodexianglian，nonghuaile!”
xiayurouzhanzaiyuandi，yifuzhishenshiwaidemoyang，dandandidao：“yuroumeimei，zhenbuhaoyisi，ganggangshiwomeinawen，diaozaidishangle。”
huasuizheimeshuo，kelianshangquemeiyoubandianqianyi。
xiaweiweiweiweiyaotou，qingyaozuichundao：“jiejie，shiwomeijiehao，buguaini。”
kanzhezheiyimu，liufeishunjiannule。
tazhanqilai，lengbingbingdingzhexiayurou，yiziyijudao：“jiweiweidaoqian！”
“你说什么？”
xiayurouyileng，meitoubuyoudezhouleqilai。
tameixiangdao，yigeruzhuishangmendewonangfei，jingranganduizijidahuxiaojiao。
pangbiandezhuliyouxiebunaifandidao：“xingle，youwanmeiwan，wolaobanyoubushiguyide，zaishuoxiaxiaojiedoushuoshitazijimeijiehaole，nizaizheirangranggeshenme。”
zuoweixiayuroudezhuli，taziranrenshiliufei，daxinyanlikanbuqizheigeshangmenruzhuidexiaobaoan。
“liufei，zheijianshibuguaiyuroujiede，shiwomeinahao。”
xiaweiweiyaoyaotou，manlianzize。
tapashiqingnaoda，jimangchelecheliufeideyifu。
bijing，jinwanyoubushaojizhezaixianchangni。
liufeibuweisuodong，liansechenzhongdidao：“wozaishuoyibian，jiweiweidaoqian。”
xiayurouqingqingyiheng，lengxiaodao：“wodaoqian，doushiwodecuo，xingleba！zheixianglianduoshaoqianmaide，wopeijini。”
zhuligenzhelengchaorefengqilai：“yigepoxianglian，haidangbaobeile！”
“赔？可以！”
liufeimouzizhongmaozhehuoguang，henhendao：
“wojiupanipeibuqi！”
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