第五章不够资格
“linxiansheng，ni......nimenrenshi？”
kandaozheiyimu，xiaweiweidedaimeiqingbuzijinzhouleqilai，taganjuedaoqifenyouxiebuduijing。
“xiangbalao，laozigangxiangzhaonisuanzhang，meixiangdaonizijisongshangmenlaile！”
linyuanyaoyaqiechi，ehenhendidao。
jintian，takediuliandiudale。
neigekanqilairouruodemeinv，jingranqingeryijubazijideshouxiadadeluohualiushui。
zuihouyingshengshengbidezijiguixiahanlesanshenggunainai，caimianqiangtaoguoyijie。
zheizhongqichidaru，bukeraoshu！
“womingbaile，nijiushixiaxiaojiedeneigewonangfeibaoanlaogong。”linyuanyibazhangpaizaizhuozishang，nudao：“xiaxiaojie，wodayingnideshiqing，shunancongmingle！”
“zhei......zheizenmexing？”
xiaweiweidunshiyouxiehuangluan，jimangdao：“linxiansheng，zheiqizhongshibushiyoushenmewuhui？”
“误会？”
linyuanlenglengyiheng，dao：“xiaxiaojie，wojintianzaiyoueryuankeshiqinyankandaozheigewonangfei，daizhelingwaiyigenvren，gujijiushizhaopianshangdeneigeqingrenba！”
女人？幼儿园？
什么情况！
“nidaizhebiedenvren，quyoueryuanjiedewanwan？”
xiaweiweidemeitou，zhoudegengjialihai，yanshenyebiandemomingfuzaqilai。
“weiwei，shiqingbushinixiangdeneiyang，qishi......”
henmingxian，xiaweiweiwuhuile。
liufeiganjinjieshi，kehuahaimeishuowan，jiubeiwuqingdaduan。
“bizui！wobuguannigenneigenvrenshenmeguanxi，liwonveryuanyidian！”
xiaweiweilenglengdengzheliufei，yanshenzhongduolejifenyane。
kandaozheiyimu，linyuandunshilele。
guorangenchuanwenzhongdeyiyang，xiaweiweigenbenbudaijianzheigelaogong，dangniancangcujiehunyebuguoshiweilejihaizizhaogedie。
zheimeshuo，zaiyoueryuanlineigexiaohai，jiushixiaweiweidenverle？
linyuanbuyoudezaixinzhonglengxiao，gengjiakanbuqiliufei。
tibierenyanghaizihaineimejinxinjinli，zhengoujiande。
jiezhe，xiaweiweilengzheyizhanglian，minglingdao：“liufei，nikuaijilinxianshengdaoqian！qingqiutadeyuanliang！”
yitingzheihua，liufeiyuqibiandebinglengxuduo：“nilianfashengshenmeshiqingdoubuwen，jiuyaowoxiangzheizhongrendaoqian？”
“youshenmeshiqinghuijiazaishuo，danshinixianzaibixuxianglinxianshengdaoqian！”
xiaweiweiyouxiejiaoji，shengqidao：“nichongzhuanglelinxiansheng，jiushinidebudui！nibuyaohuailewodeshi，haoba？”
“不可能！”
zheizhongbufenqinghongzaobaidetaidu，rangliufeiyouxiexinhan，shiwang。
talengmodeyanshenzaibaoxiangneisaoguo，zuizhongluodaolinyuanshenshang，“rangwojizheizhongrendaoqian，tahaibupei！”
“好，你有种！”
linyuanmouguangyihen，pailepaishou，“xiaxiaojie，wokannijiubuyongweilezheigewonangfeihuaqianqugongguanle！dengmingtianxinwendenglugedawangzhantoutiao，quanshijiederendouhuizhidaozheigewonangfeishigehunneichuguide**，daoshihouqianfusuozhi，wokantahaiyoumeiyoulianchumenjianren。”
新闻？公关？
liufeiweiweiyileng，youxiechayi。
nandao，xiaweiweishiweileneipianxinwendeshiqing，caihuiqiuzheigenanrendema？
“buxing！neipianxinwenbunengchuxianzaidazhongshiyeli！”
xiaweiweihuangmangyaotou，jiqiedao：“linxiansheng，wozaizheilitiliufeixiangnindaoqian，qiuqiuninyidingyaobangwo。”
kanzhexiaweiweibeiweikelian，kukuaiqiudemoyang。
liufeijixinteng，youzize。
yuanlai，tazuodezheiyiqie，doushiweilebangzijijiejuemafan。
ganggangzijihaineiyangwuhuixiaweiwei，zhenshitai**le。
liufeilazhuxiaweiwei，dao：“weiwei，nibuyongqiuzheizhongren，xinwendeshiqingnibuyongdanxin。”
xiaweiweiyibashuaikailiufeideshou，qiaolianshangjinshifennudeshenqing，dao：“buyongdanxin？wozenmenengbudanxin！wanyiwanwankandaoleneizhangzhaopianzenmeban？tahuizenmexiang？bierenyouhuizenmekanta？tahaizhishigexiaohaizi，nirangtazenmechengshouneimeduoyiyangdemuguang？”
“woyijing......”
liufeigangxiangshuo，tayijingbashiqingjiejuele。
pangbiandelinyuanqiangxianyibu，shenchusangezhitoudao：“xiaxiaojie，xiangyaowobangniyebushibukeyi，danwoyaozheigewonangfeiguixialai，jiwokesangexiangtou。”
jintianzaiyoueryuan，takeshijisuqianqiankelesangexiangtou。
zheibizhang，bixutaohuilai！
“这......”
xiaweiweiyouxiechayi，meixiangdaolinyuanhuitichuzheiyangdeyaoqiu，yishijianyouxieshouzuwucuo。
tashaoshaoyouyu，sihuxiadingmouzhongjuexin，yaoleyaoya，"linxiansheng，wotitake！"
weilenver，tashenmedouyuanyizuo。
keshi，xiaweiweigangzhunbeixiagui，gebozaicibeirenlazhu。
zhijianliufeiyilianpingjing，morandao：“weiwei，nibuyongqiuta，tabangbuleni。”
“bangbule？”linyuandunshixiaole，manlianjifeng：“wonangfei，nizhidaowoshisheima？meituyulegongsidedongshizhangzhouzhangjun，jiushiwodejiujiu，zhiyaowodashengzhaohu，shenmexinwenyabuxialai？”
“liufei，ninengbunengbietianluanle！woqiuqiunile。”
xiaweiweiyichangfennu，tashenzhihouhuidadianhuarangliufeiguolaile。
zheigenanren，chulebangdaomanghainengganshenme？
linyuanhuanglehuangshouji，dao：“shibuxiangman，ganggangnixiaqujiezheigewonangfeideshihou，woyijingdadianhuayuewojiujiuguolaile，gujixianzaiyijingkuaidaole，kanmuqiandeqingkuang，wojuedehaishirangneipianxinwenshangmingtiandetoutiaobijiaohao。”
“bu......buyao！qianwanbuyao！”
xiaweiweiyixiazijidongqilai，pinmingxiangyaozhengtuo。
keshitaneidianweibuzudaodeliqi，youzenmekenengshiliufeideduishou。
“liufei，nikuaifangshou，nikuaifangkaiwo！nizheige**！”
xiaweiweijidedoukuaiyaokule。
taweiyinenggougenmeitudongshizhangqianshangxiandeguanxijiushilinyuan，yidanhouzhebuyuanyibangmangshuoqing，neiyiqiejiudouwanle。
liufeijinjinwozhexiaweiweideshou，wensibudong：“weiwei，qingzheziqing，neipianxinwenbenlaijiushihubianluanzao，wodaoyaokankansheiganfabuchuqu！”
“qingzheziqing？hahahaha！”linyuanpengfudaxiao，chaonongdao：“wonangfei，niyiweinishishenmedongxia？ganshuozheizhongdahua！dengxianijiuhuiweinideyuchunfuchudaijia。”
jiuzaizheishi，yigenanrenzaifuwuyuandedailingxia，jinrubaoxiang。
bushibieren，zhengshizhouzhangjun。
“jiujiu，nizhongyulaile！”
kandaozhouzhangjunlaile，linyuanjimangshangquxiangying，guyiyonghendadeshengyindao：“wojinijieshaoyixia，neigexiangbalaojiushisannianqianqulenvmingxingxiaweiweideneigexiaobaoan，taganggangkeshikuaxiahaikou，shuonimengongsibuganfabuguanyutadexinwen，nishuokexiaobukexiao！”
“完了！”
tingdaozheijuhua，xiaweiweichadianhunqueguoqu。
kanyangzi，linyuanbudanbudasuanbangmangshuoqing，haiyaoshanfengdianhuo。
zheixiazi，chediwandanle！
linyuanzhuanguotou，xiangkanxiaohuayiyangkanzheliufei，jifengdao：“wonangfei，xianzainiguixiaketou，wohaikeyikaolvyixiayaobuyaofangguoni，fouzemingtianjiuzhunbeishangxinwentoutiaoba”
噗通！
turan，xigaizhuangjidibandeshengyin，zaibaoxiangzhongxiangqi。
henmingxian，yourenguixiale。
keshi，yanqianzheigezheigewonangfeihaoduanduanzhanzhe，bingmeiyouxiaguia？
难道......
linyuanweiweiyileng，youxiejiangyingdizhuanguoshen。
顿时，直接懵了。
zhijianzhouzhangjunzhengguizaidishang，zhenggerenfengkuangzhandouzhe。
什么情况！