“我想下啊，”
tingdunzhihou，dianhuaneitoudesunxiaobindao，“yimibazuoyoudeshengao，chuanzheyijianbaisechenshan，heisexiku，haiyouyishuangzongsepixie。zhenggerenkanshangquhenkuiwu，jiugenneizhongjingchangjianshenderenside。”
“长相呢？”
“tayoumeiyouzhuanguolai，wozenmekenengzhidaozhangxiang？”
“ninandaojiumeiyoujinqukanxia？”
“laoda，woneishihouzaizuobanche，nijiaowozenmejinqukan？”
sunxiaobindao，“nandaowoyaojiaoshifutingche？keguanjianneiliyoubushizhandian，jiusuanwojiaoshifutingche，shifuyebukenengtingche，cheshangderengengkenenghuimawoshazi。fanzhengwoquedingneigenvrenjiushinilaopo，zhiyunanrendezhangxiang，wozhenbuqingchu。”
“buguotatanggedaoshihenfuhenidemiaoshu，suoyiyinggaishitatanggele。”
“确定吗？”
“ganghaodaihuiertatanggeyaoguolai，wokanxiachuanzhejiuzhidaole，”
huitoukanleyanzijizhudezheidongsanshicenggaodedanyuanlouhou，liquanjixudao，“abin，xiexienigenwoshuozheixie，gaitianwoyoukongjiuqingnichifan。xianzheiyangba，woxianqubandianshi。”
“嗯。”
guajihou，liquanzhangzhanghuchuleyikouqi。taqiziyoulianggetangge，danzheilianggetanggerujindouzaixijingneibianshangban。yaobushidanxinsunxiaobinzheidalabahuidaochuluanjiang，liquanyelandenaqizidetanggedangjiekou。yaoshibuzheiyanghesunxiaobinshuodehua，guojitianzhenggexuexiaodouyoukenengzhidaotalaopobeiqitananrenlouzheguangjieyishi。neime，liquanweishenmebuzhijietanpai？qishizhiqianliquanhetaqizideduihuayijingsuanshitanpai，kexidoubeitaqizitangsaiguoqu。suoyiyaoshimeiyouhetaqiziyouguandezhijiebeipanzijidezhengju，taqizibachengdoubuhuichengren。xiangdaoci，liquanbumianyouxiefanzao。chouwanyigenyan，liquanbianjisunxiaobinfaduanxin。「tatanggedechuanzhehenishuodeyiyang，erqietatanggehaizhudongshuojintianxiawuhenganxiewolaopopeitamaiyifu，suoyinixiawukandaodeneigenanrenjiushitatanggele。wolaopoyizhihenxianhui，tashibukenengbeipanwode，suoyinijiubiedaochushuozheishile。yaoshiyinweinidaochuluanshuoeryingxiangdaowolaopodemingsheng，wohuizhaonisuanzhangde。」「haha！fangxin！jirannilaopomeiyoubeipanni！neiwodangranbuhuihebierenshuola！」kandaosunxiaobinzheiduanxin，liquanshunshoujiangliaotianjiluqingkong。zaixiaoqufujindebianlidianmaileyibaozhonghuahou，liquanfanhuijiazhong。liquanhuidaojiazhongshi，taqizigangxiwanwankuai。“laogong，nishenmeshihouqujieweiwei？”
“mingtianwochougeshijianguoqu，”
liquandao，“ganghaomingtianzaoshangwomeiyouke。”
“qishinidangmeishulaoshitinghaodea，”
dingjiedao，“ziyoushijiantebiededuo。”
“yejiushineimehuishile，zheigebanshangwanneigebanshang，buguoziyoushijiandequebinimenzheizhongdeduoyidian，”
dunledunhou，liquanbuchongdao，“suoyiyoushihouwojuedezijizheifengongzuotaiqingxian，xiangcizhilekaigemeishupeixunban，zhuanmenfudaoneixiezhunbeikaomeishuxueyuandexuesheng，zheiyanggongzikendingbixianzaigaodeduo。”
“那样会很累吧？”
“zhuyaoshixiangjinkuaibafangdaihaiqingle，yaoburanzongjuedeshenshangbeizhegebaofu，”
liquandao，“fanzhengdengzheigexueqijiaowanzaishuoba，buchazheimejigeyue。”
“嗯，”
zouguoquwenlexiazhangfudezuibahou，dingjieweixiaodao，“woshinilaopo，wohuiwutiaojianzhichinizuoderenheyijianshide。jiarulaogongnixianghuasumiao，woyekeyidangnidemote，chuanshenmeyangdeyifudouxing，huozherenhezishidoukeyi，jiuxiangnishengrineicineiyang。dangrange，jiarunishiyaojinidexueshengmenzhaomote，rangtamenhuasumiaoa，neiwokebuyuanyilejiu。”
“woshiyigeduzhanyuhenqiangdenanren，suoyiwoshijueduibukenengrangnizaiwodexueshengmenmianqiandangmotede，youqishineizhong**yifudemote，fanzhengnishishuyuwoyigerende，suoyinideshentizhiyouwoyigerennengkan。yaoshizaiwomenjiehunhounihairangqitananrenkannideshentidehua，neiwojiubukenengzaixiangyiqianneiyangaini，shenzhibukenengzaihenizaiyiqile。”
“老公，”
mizheyanjingdedingjiedao，“jintianshiwomenjiehunwuzhouniandejinianri，nibieshuozheimekepadehuaa。”
“我是实话实说。”
“neikanlaiwodetanbaiyijianshile，”
fudaozhangfuerbianhou，dingjieqingshengdao，“shanggeyuewodeshentibujinbeiniyiwaidenanrenkanle，haibeitapengle。erqietatebieguofen。”
xinyijing，liquanmangwendao：“shei？！”
“haha！qiaobanihede！”
puchixiaochushengdedingjiedao，“shanggeyuewomengongsibushizuzhiqupaowenquanma？jieguoyougenvtongshideerziyegenzhelai，haigenwomenyiqipaowenquan。zaipaowenquandeguochengzhong，tajiugenwowannao，jieguobuxiaoxinbeitajipengdaole。taerzicaisisui，genbenmeiyouxingbiegainian，suoyilaogongniyinggaibuhuichisisuixiaohaidecuba？”
“jinliangbiegenwokaizheizhongwanxiao，”
liquandao，“wojintianyouxiexinshenbuning。”
“jiuyinweiwobaxinggantieshenyifuchuanhuilai，youzaigongsineibianxilezao？”
“不是，”
liquandao，“jiushiyouxiebuan，woyebuzhidaozenmehuishi。fanzhengnishiwolaopo，zheixieniannidoumeiyouzuochuguoduibuqiwodeshi，yemeiyougennagenanrenchuanchuguofeiwen，suoyiwodangranshixiangxinnishuodehua。zenmeshuoni，kenengshiyinweizheigeshehuidekaifangchengduyuelaiyueda，jiulianwojiaodebushaonvshengdouchuquhebierentongjule，suoyiwocaihuibiandebuanba。”
“laogong，qishiwoyehenbuan，”
baozhuzhangfuhou，dingjienannandao，“xianzaixueshenghenduodoufeichangchengshu，jiashangniyoushiyishuxinglaoshi，suoyiwozhendanxingebienvshenghuiaishangni。”
zaidanrenmeishulaoshiqijian，queshiyounvshengxiangliquanyouguohaogan，danshiliquanmingquejujuele。erduiyuleisideshi，liquandoumeiyouheqizishuoguo。bushixiangyinman，zhishitajuedezheiyangdeshihuiyingxiangdaofuqiganqing，suoyihaiburubushuo。erzaitingdaoqizizheihuahou，liquandao：“woxihuanchengshuxingnvren，jiuxiangnizheiyang，neizhongganggangchengniandenvhaiziwokebuxihuan。bujinshentibuchengshu，xinzhiyebuchengshu，zhengtianxixihahadegenqunfengziside。”
“youlaogongnizheihuawojiufangxinle。”
wencunpianke，fuqiliangbianyikuaizuozaishafashangkandianshi。shidianzuoyou，lianggerenxiangjishuiqu。cirizaoshang，liquanzhijiebeiqizidezaoanwenwenxing。zhihouziranshizaixishuwanyihouchiqizizuodemeiweizaocan，doujiangyijijidanbing。yizhouyigongyouqitian，yibantaqizimeitianzuodezaocandoubujinxiangtong，suoyitamendebaobeinvertebiexihuanchitaqizizuodezaocan。youciyinweiqizitoutongshuiguotou，zaocanshiyoutalaizuo，jieguotanverjiushibukenchi。chiguozaocan，taqizibiankaishihuanyifu。taqizishangbanjibenshangdoushixiaoxizhuangjiaxiaoduanqunde，jintianyeshiruci。chuanhaoyifuhou，dingjiebianzuozaihuazhuangtaiqianhuadanzhuang。huawandanzhuangbianwenlexiazhangfudezuibahou，dingjiechaomenkouzouqu。jiangliangtuofangzaixiejiashang，youchuanshangyishuangheisegaogenxiehou，chengshuqixibiandegengjiamingxiandedingjiezheicailikaijia。zhiyuliquan，yinweizaoshangmeiyoukeshideyuangu，suoyitayijiushiliuzaijiali。yiqiantaqizizailingyijiagongsishangbanshi，liquanhuikaichesongqiziqugongsi。danzaijiameitieshenyiwuruanjiangfengongsineibianshangbanhou，yinweizheibianzuobancheguoquzhiyaoshifenzhongdeyuangu，suoyijibenshangdoushitaqizizijizuobancheguoqu。linjinbadianban，liquanyelikailejia。buguotabushiqufumuneibianjienver，ershijiacheqianwangsunxiaobinsuoshuodemeinitieshenyiwuzhuanmaidian。duiyuweizhi，zuowansunxiaobinshuodetingqingchude，suoyiliquanhenkuaizhaodaoleneijiadian。dianmianshiwupingfangmizuoyou，liandaogouyuandoumeiyou，zhiyouyigesanshilaisuidelaobanniang。pingshizoujindianlidedoushinvxing，suoyikandaozoujinlaideshiyigenanren，erqiehaixiandewenzhibinbinde，laobanniangxianshiyouxiejinge，jiezhebianxiaolianxiangying。bijingduiyutalaishuo，jinlaideshinanshinvdoubuzhongyao，fanzhengzaitayanlidoushiyizhangzhanghuizoudongdechaopiao。“shijinilaopoxuanyifuma？”
tingdaoxunwen，kanzheyanqianzheigenongzhuangyanmodenvren，liquanbiannachushoujirangqikantaqizidezhaopian。“zuotiantashibushiyoulainidedianli？”
“对，”
laobanniangdao，“gentalaogongyiqilaide。”