《wodeshuangmianqizi》qingjiejinkourenxin,shiyifengyiyunxieyibubukeduodededoushishenghuoxiaoshuo,yuyanjianjiedanqueshengdongxingxiang。jiangshudeshi:shuozhe,liquanjiangshoujipingmuxiangzhedianzhuneibian。tuiletuilaohuajinghou,dianzhudao:“zheigenvdezuotianxiawuhaoxiangyoujianguo,haoxiangshigen……
zaiqianwangmeinitieshenyiwuzhuanmaidiandeguochengzhong,liquanhaishibushiyongyanjiaoyuguangguanchazheqizidebiaoqingbianhua。tafajueqiziyikaishishixiandehengaoxing,lianshangyizhiweichizhehentianmeidexiaorong。kelimeinitieshenyiwuzhuanmaidianyuejin,taqizidexiaorongjiuyuexiandebuziran,jiuhaoxiangdanxindongchuangshifaside。shufenzhonghou,dingjiedao:“laogong,jiarunishixiangjiwomaiyifudehua,neizhendebuyongle。woyizhijuedeyifugouchuanjiuhao,meiyoubiyaolangfei。”
“woxiangjinimaiyitaolibianchuande。”
“不用啦!”
dingjiexiaodao,“wojiushizaizheizhonggongsishangban!xiangmaishenmeyangkuanshidedoukeyi!erqiedoushineibujiani!”
“wobuxihuannimengongsichudeneixie。”
“是吗?”
mizheyandedingjiedao,“wogongsichupindegezhonggeyangdekuanshidouyou,laogongniyinggaibukenengdoubuxihuande。”
“nizhidaowoweishenmebuxihuannimengongsichudeneixieyiwuma?”
liquanzhijieledangdao,“bushiyinweikuanshidewenti,shiyinweidangchunichadianchenglemote。dangchuniquneijiagongsishangbanbudaoyigeyue,nijiushuozongjinglikanzhongleni,shuonihenshihedangmote,haiwenwokenbukenrangniqudangmote。qitarendelaopodangbudangmotebuguanwodeshi,fanzhengwolaopobunengdangmote。zhiyaoyixiangdaonichuanzheneixieyifuzaineixienanrenmianqianzoulaizouqu,anzhaoyaoqiubaizhegezhonggeyangdezishi,woxinlijiutebiebushufu。tongweinanren,wodangranzhidaotamenxinlizaixiangshenme。”
“事情是这样的,”
dingjiemangjieshidao,“neishihouyaochuyikuanzhuda**gongnengdeyifu,erqiedongshihuineibianhaixiangdazaoyigebentumote,suoyijiurangzonggongsiyijigedafengongsizainvxingyuangongzhijianjinxingtiaoxuan。liandanheshencaidouyao80fenyishang。yinweiwoganghaodoufuhezheixiebiaozhun,suoyizongjinglicaiwenwode。laogong,wobushineizhongxihuanpaotoulumiandenvren,genghekuangwoyijingdangmamale,suoyiwodangranbukenenghuiqudangshenmemote。zhishineishihouzongjingliyouwenguowo,suoyihuijiayihouwocaibazheijianshigaosuni。wozhishixiangrangnizhidaoyouzheijianshibale,jincieryi。womendoujiehunwunianle,wodexingzinihaibulejie,nandaowoshineizhongxihuanchuanzheneizhongyifuzaiyiqunnanrenmianqianbailiaorenzishidenvrenma?”
xiangqiqizibeilingyigenanrenlouzhezoujindianli,zaiqinwenwanqizizhihouxiarangchuanzheneitaotieshenyiwuhuidaojialideqingxing,liquandouxiangzhijiediantoule。tayiqianshijuedezijiduiqizihenlejie。kexianzai,tadoujuedezuozaifujiashizuoshangdezheigenvrenbingbushitalaopo,ershiyigepizhetalaopowaipide**bale。yinweiyijingkuaidaomudedideyuangu,suoyibuxiangheqizijixuzheigehuatideliquandao:“zanmahenxihuanweiwei,xiangrangweiweizaitaneibianduodaijitian。”
“neidoubuquyoueryuanma?”
“youeryuanneibianyexuebudaoshenme,jitianmeiquyemeishenmewenti。”
“那行吧,”
xiaolexiaodedingjiedao,“zheiyangwomenjiukeyiduojitiandeerrenshijiele。”
tingdaoqizizheihua,liquanxiaozhedianlediantou。wufenzhonghou,liquanlianshangdejirouturanchouchulexia。yinwei,meinitieshenyiwuzhuanmaidianjingranguanmenle!erqie,liquanhaikandaojuanlianmenshangtiezhe“bendianzhuanrang”
sigezi,xiamianzeshifuzheyipaishoujihaoma。haoduanduandezenmejiuzhuanrangle?liquanyouxiegaobuqingzhuangkuang,suoyitazhijiejiangchetingzailemeinitieshenyiwuzhuanmaidianpangbian。zhoulexiameitouhou,dingjiewendao:“laogong,zenmele?”
“wotingrenshuozheijiadianpudeyifutingbucuode,suoyicaidainiguolai,meixiangdaoyijingdaobile。”
“xianzaiwanggouyuelaiyueliuxing,shitidiandeyoushiyijingbucunzai,suoyidaobiyemeishenmehaoqiguaide,”
dingjiedao,“laogong,tieshenchuandeyiwuwozhendeyouhenduokuan,suoyizhendebuxuyaomaile。wojintiangongzuoyouxieduo,yaoburannixianzaisongwohuigongsiba,woyidianbanzuoyoujiuyaokaishimangle。”
jizhujuanlianmenshangdeshoujihaomahou,liquanbianzaiqianmianlukoudiaotou。jiangqizisongdaohuihaodashalouxia,musongzheqizizoujinquhou,liquanzheicainachushouji。shuruzhiqianjizhudeneigeshoujihaomahou,bodaguoqudeliquanbianjiangshoujiyazaierduoshang。“wei,ninhao。”
tingchushilaobanniangdeshengyinhou,liquandao:“dajienihao,woshizaoshangheniliaoguotiandeneigeren。woganggangyoudaiwolaopoguoqu,jieguonidedianjingranmeiyoukaimen,haitiezhezhuanrangdeziyang。suoyiwoxiangwenxiashibushineigeziyangyizhidouyouzai,zhibuguoyinweizaoshangjuanlianmenlaqilaile,suoyiwomeiyouzhuyidao?”
“真倒霉啊!”
dianhuaneitoudelaobannianggankaidao,“zaoshanggongshangjuneibianderenturanpaodaowodianlilai,shuowodianlizaimaijiahuo,haibawodianlihenduodongxidouzhijiejibanzoule。wobuzhidaoneixieshibushijiahuoa,danjinhuoqudaoqueshiyouxiewenti,suoyijinhuojiatebietebiebianyi,bizhengguiqudaobianyiduole。”
“neikendingjiushijiahuole。”
“哎!真倒霉!”
“确实,”
dunledunhou,liquandao,“jiarudajienifangbiandehua,wojiujiayixianideweixin。woxiangfayizhangzhaopianjinikan,nibangwokanxiazhaopianliyoumeiyouzuotiannikandaodeneigenanren。”
“nishuojiahuohezhenhuoyoushenmequbie?renjiabujiushianzhaoyijingyoudechanpindeyangzishengchanchulai,yigengbianyidejiagechushouma?zheiyangdehua,zhilianglaishuogenbenjiumeiyouqubie,pingshenmebawodedongxidoubanzou?”
tingdaolaobanniangzheihua,youxiewunaideliquanxiaodao:“dajie,jiahuoyibandoushixiaozuofangshengchande,weishengtiaojiangenbenmeibanfahedagongsixiangtibinglun。erqienimaidedoushitieshenchuandeyiwu,jiaruzaishengchandeshihoudaizheyiduixijun,neichuanzaishenshangqibushihenrongyidebingma?”
“niyaowobangnidemang,niqueyongjiaoyudekouwenhewoshuohua,gaodenihaoxianglaoshiside!”
“baoqian,wojiushilaoshi。”
“youqiuyurenquebudongdehongduifangkaixin,yenanguainilaopohuibeipannia,wogankendingnilaopoxianzaizhengzaiheyenanrensihui,budui,shihehenduoyenanrensihui!”
laobanniangmadao,“shazi!huogaibeidailvmao!zhunitiantianbeidailvmao!zuihaoliannidehaizidoushiyezhong!”
mawan,laobanniangzhijieguaji。
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