第2章
“我......”
linqingyanbeiqideqiqiaoshengyan，xinzhongnuma：goupiwudi，nijiushiyigetubie。
wobushengqi，wobushengqi！
tabutingdepingfuzhezijixinzhongdenuhuo，tameiyouwangjizijilaizheilishiganshenmede。
“行！”
tanengkandechulai，zijiyaoshibujiangwudideshiqingchulihao，wudishijueduibuhuirangzijilikaide。
“bujiushipeiniyigexifuerma？niyaoshinengbangwozhaodaoxuanjizi，wobangnizhaoyigexifuer，cailishenmede，wotinichu。”
“yaoshimeiyourenyuanyijiajinizheigetubie，wobawopeijini！”
“你…。。”
wudiyilianxianqidekanzhelinqingyan，“duibuqi，kanbushangnizheigechounvren！”
“你给我死啊！”
linqingyanfabiaole，tachongzhewudidahanyisheng：“nishigexiazia！”
taxiongkoubutingdeqifuzhe，zhangzheimeda，tahaiconglaimeiyoushengzheimedadeqi。
自己丑？
zheizenmekeneng，duiyuzijidezhangxianggenqizhi，tafeichangdeyouxinxin，zenmedaolewudidekouzhongjiubianchengleyigechounvren？
zheigetubie，yidingshishenmeichuxianlewenti。
“你找玄机子？”
wudiyouzhouqilemeitou，“nizhaoneigelaotouganshenme？fengfengdiandiande，bangeyueqianjiulikaile，xiayicihuilai，haibuzhidaoshenmeshihouni。”
“nirenshixuanjizidashi？”
linqingyanjidongle，xinzhongdenuhuoshunjianhuachenglexuwu。
talaizheilidemudejiushiweilexunzhaoqirenxuanjizijitayeyekanbing，daoxianzaizhizhidaozheixuanjizizaizheizuowutongshanshang，qitadeyigaibuzhi。
budebushuo，zheilinqingyandedanziyegoudade，yigenvrenjiajiade，jingranganyigerenduchuangzheishenshanlaolin。
“废话！“
wudilengheng：“wodangranzhidao，neigelaotougenwohenshu，buguoxianzaitabuzaizheier，neilaotouhuaidehen，congxiaobawoyigerenrengzaizheili，zhenbushigedongxi！”
“nigenxuanjizidashizhuzaiyiqi？nishitadedizi？”
“屁弟子！”
wudibuxieshuodao：“jiutahuideneidianerdongxi，haizichengdashi？wohaiyongdezhejitaxue？nizheiyezhendeshitaitaijutale......”
“去哪儿？”
“别走！”
wudidehuahaimeiyoushuowan，jiukandaolinqingyanzhijieshangleneiliangyueyeche。
“wobuzoutingnizaizheilichuiniubima？”
linqingyandajiaguixiu，chulemingdenvqiangren，zaizheiyike，yezhongyutingbuxiaqule。
yuanbenyiweiwudishixuanjizidedizi，zheiyangshuobudinghainengtizijiyinjianyixia，ketingzhetingzhe，jiufaxian，zheiwudidemingzizhendemingfuqishi，chuiqiniubilai，dequeshiwudile。
“nigenzhewoganshenme？”
kandaowudijingrantiaoshanglezijideche，linqingyandahouyisheng：“biegenzhewo。”
bingbushiwudizhangdeduonankan，ershitashenshangzangxixide，buzhidaoduoshaotianmeiyouxizaole。
“tubie，nijiwoxiaqu！”
tayiliandexianqi，“nishenshangtaizangle！”
wudiyishangche，jiurangtahaohuadecheli，jiangdileyigedangci。
“这才是真男人！”
wudiyiliandebuzaihu，haiteyidexiuleyixiazijidejirou，weixiedao：“wojinggaoni，shalewoxifuer，xiangyaopaoneishibukenengde，shenmeshihoubawoxifuerpeijiwo，shenmeshihouwojiufangnilikai，yaoburandehua，wojiugenzheni。”
“你......”
linqingyanyiliandewuyu，hongzheliantuchulelianggezi：“wuchi。”
“谢谢夸奖。”
buguowudihaizhendexiachele。
“这么听话？”
林清颜大感意外。
“wogaosuni，xuanjizizhendebuzaizheilile，tameicichuqulangdouyaohaojigeyuecainenghuilai，nizaizheilidengzhewo，wohuiqushoushiyixia。”
wudipaoleliangsanbu，youzhuanguotou，“niyaoshipaole，beiwozhuishangle，nikejiuyaodaomeile，daoshihoubujinjinyaopeiwoyigexifuer…。。”
“去死吧！土鳖！”
linqingyankemeigongfutingwudizaineilixiajiaohuan，zhijieqidong，guadang，diaotou，yiqihecheng，zhibenshanxiaerqu。
“想要跑？”
wudilele，“nijiusuanshipaodaotianyahaijiao，zhiyaowowudixiangyaozhaodao，neidoubushishier，genghekuang，zheilishiwodedipan，rangnixiangaoxingdepiaoyihuier，woququjiulai。”
“xuanjizineilaotousuandezhenzhun，shuoxiaobaizhangdalenengjiwozhaogexifuer，haizhendezhaodaoleyige。”
“buguozheipiqi，wobutaixihuan，youdianbiao。”
talaidaoleneizhikanshangquyijingsiqudebaiyangpangbian，zhijiechuaileyijiao。
“haijiwozhuangsi，xiaoxindunlenichiyangrou。”
“蹭！”
tingdaowudizheihua，neisiqudebaiyanglimacuanleqilai，chongzhewudi“miemiemie”dejiaoleqilai。
lingwaiyibian，linqingyankaizhechejisudechaozheshanxiashiqu，takebuxiangbeiwudineigetubiejizhuishanglai，suoyichesutishengleyibei。
lianggexiaoshizhihou，tadechezizhongyulikailewutongshan，chaozhedadaoshiqu。
xiangjianxiaolu，cheliangxishao，youqishilinqingyandezheiyiliangshandiyueyeche，yichuxian，jiuxiyinlebushaodemuguang。
suiranzaishanqu，juzhuzaizheiliderenqueshibushao。
“nimenkan，neiliangchezhenhaoqi，yaoshiwonengkaizheimeyiliang，sileyezhile。”
“keladaoba！jiunineigelanyanger，nengqugexifuerjiubucuo，haixiangzhekaihaoche？qugenzhougongjieyiliang，shuobudinghainengyouzheigexiwang。”
“nitamedecaiqujieyiliangni！bugennichuiniubile，woqu......yi？”
turan，taguaijiaoyisheng，“nikankan，neiliangchehaoxiangtingxialaile，wocao！zhuangrenle！tamade，jingranhaizhuanglesongdashanneigewulai。wandange，zheisijikongpabiexianganranlikaizanmendahuangcunle。”
linqingyanyemeiyouxiangdao，zaizheixiangjianxiaolushang，jingranhuifashengchehuo。
cishitadeneiliangyueyeche，beishijirenweizailezhongjian。
“nitamadexiaa！huibuhuikaiche？”
“kaigepochehenniubima？made，zhuanglewo，nidaomeile，nidaodameile！”
“peiqian，ganjinpeiqian！”
zheiqunrenshouzhongnazhemugun，yigegexiongsheneshadedingzhelinqingyan。
“赔钱？”
linqingyankandefeichangqingchu，weishoudeneigeguangtoushizijiqizhezixingchezhuangshanglaide，jiusuanshidaolefating，zijiyemeiyoushier，tamenshieren。
“wodecheyouxingchejiluyi，gangcaideyimuxingchejiluyishangjiludefeichangdequanmian，xiangyaoeren，wokannimenshizhaocuorenle！”
zaishenshanlaolindangzhong，linqingyankebugansuiyidefanu，bugangenwudizhengmianchongtu，danlikaileneili，huidaolezhengchangdeshijie，tanvqiangrendeyimian，limajiuzhanluchulai。
“woxianzaiyouhenzhongyaodeshiqing，jiubuzhuijiunimendezerenle，ganjinbalujiworangkai。”
tayilianbingleng，nazheshoujikanzheguangtou，“yaoshizaibulikai，wojiubaojingle。”