“kesiwole，yilushangdoumeiheshui，laopozheishinibeizishiba？！neiwobukeqile！”
guchenyibabianshinaguolelingmeixuemianqiandebeiziheleyikou：“hongzaogouqidangcancha？！laopo，niyuejingbudiaoma？！zhaowoa，woyoubanfa！”
**！
hantalaopo，hetazhuanshubeizi，jingranhaishuotayuejingbudiao！
“baoan！jiangzhei**jiworengchuqu！”lingmeixuezhizhetaqijibaihuaidenuhoudao。
menkoudaizheyanjingdeneigezhuliqueshidizhetou：“ling……lingzong……louxiade……baoanquanbubeitafangdaole，baokuo……zuotianzhaopindelianggebingwang，xianzaizhengzaiquyiyuandelushang……”
“什么？！”
lingmeixuezheicaishiwulidezuozaileshafashang：“nidaodishenmeren？！”
“laoponizheizenmeburenshiwoa？！woshiniweihunfua！”guchenheiheiyixiaodeshuodao。
未婚夫？！
zijiyeyeganggangcaishuolezheijianshier，zheirenzenmejiuzhaoshangmenlaile，yetaikuaileba！
“nixianchuqu！”lingmeixuekanneizhuliyilianbaguadeyanshenbuyoudihedao。
“是……”
guchenshangxiadalianglelingmeixueyiyananandianlediantou：“bucuo，longyeyeguoranmeiyoupianwo，tajiwozhaodeweihunqikezhenshipiaoliang，shigeshengerzidexiang！”
“滚啊！王八蛋！”
lingmeixuecongchoutilimiannachuleyizhangzhipiaofangzailezhuoshang：“liangbaiwan，mashangzou，likaiwodeshixian！”
keshitafaxianguchenyagenjiumeiyoukanneizhipiao，ershiyizhidingzhezijiyiling，haianandediantou，fangfozaikendingshenmeyiyang。
“nikangoulema？！”lingmeixuexiumeiweicuchenshengshuodao。
guchenzheicaishijiangmuguangyikaiyiliantanxi：“nizheiyingyangbulianga，yihouwogenhaizikedoumeishenmebaozhang，huitouduobubu！”
“woshishuoqiangoulema？！！”
tayoujiangyeyejiaotadediannaoheikejishu，nenggouqiaowushengxidecongyinxingnongzouyigeyi，bingqiebuliuxiarenhehenji。
ququliangbaiwandezhipiao，shuozhendehaimeiyoutashenshangbeizhedezheigebaogui！
zheibaomingjiaozijinqiankundai，neishishuihuobuqin，zidandouda**，duoshaorenjiyiqianwandoushimeiyoudaliduifang。
“nidaodixiangyaozenyang？！wobuhuixihuannide，yongyuandoubuhui！”lingmeixueqideneishizhiduojiao。
“ganqingkeyimanmanpeiyang，nizaowanhuizaizaiwoshouli，nishuonichulezhangdepiaoliangyidian，kepiqiyebuhao，youbuwenrou，youbuxianhui，shuozhende，nizheiyanghuishiquwode！”
凌美雪抓狂了！
“nijuedenipeideshangwoma？！”
guchensonglesongjian：“peini，chuochuoyouyu！”
takeshijiangzhoushidetianzhijiaonv，congxiaoneijiushirenmenzhuipengdeduixiang，shiliusuijiukuajidaxuebiyeguowaishenzao，shijiusuinadaoboshixuewei，huiguojiukaishijieguangongsi，rujinyijingshishenjiaguoyiderenle！
zaikankanyanqianzheiren，cubumayi，beizhegepobao，chuanzhegejishikuaidexiezi，jingranshuopeitachuochuoyouyu。
“yaomenazheliangbaiwanzouren，yaomejiuzheiyangjiwogun！”
guchenjianghunyuefangzailezhuoshang：“zanmenshiyouhunyuede！”
“hunyueshiba，nidengzhe！”
tazhuaguoneiyangpizhijuan，xiangyaosihui，keshizenmedousibudong。
“siba！xiangzheiyangdehunshu，wohaiyousifen！”guchenzhijiejiangbaolisuoyoudehunshudoufangzailezhuoshang：“lingmeixue，nizhidaoma？！congjiandaonideshihou，nidetaiduhenidebiaoxian，doubupeizuowodenvren，benlaiwoshilaituihunde！”
“haoa！neimashangtuihun！”
“kewoxianzaifanhuile！”
“你……！”
guchenjiantafangqisihuizheihunshule，buyouyilianhuaixiaodeshoulehuiqu：“fumuzhimingmeishuozhiyan，niyeyezenmejinishuode，nizhaobanjiuxing！buguonikedebiaoxianhaodian，wohoumianhaiyousigeweihunqini，biedaoshihouwodiyigezhaoni，jieguoniquehaizuolexiao！”
“滚——！”
jiuzaizheishi，guchendeshoujixiangleqilai：“qiaoqiao，woqitalaopodedianhualaile！lingmeixue，jihuiwojiguonile，shinizijibuzhenxi，gongxini，cuoguowole！”
jietongdianhua，zhitingduimianyigelaozhechuanzhedaqideshuodao：“ninshigushenyima？！woshibaiqisong，nihaijidezanmenliangjia……you……youhunyuema？！”
“hunyuea？！dangranjide！”taguzuojiangshengyintaigaoqingxiaodao。
lingmeixuezeshijiaohengleyisheng：“qie，zhuangshennonggui，jiunizheiyangdeweihunfu，kongpaduifangzaojiuqiunikuaidiantuihun！”
“行！我马上到！”
guaduanledianhua，guchenzuihoupielelingmeixueyiyanshanshanyixiao：“nvren，wozhijiniyigeyueshijian，xiwangninengrangwoaishangni！”
“滚——！”
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市医院。
baijiaderenyijingshizaibingfanglimianjidejiaotoulanele。
“baixiaojiedebingqing，womenzhendeyijingjinlile，zhunbeihoushiba！”chuanzheneibaidaguadeyishengwunaideyaoleyaotou。
yigezhongniannanrenzhuazhetadeyilingdihedao：“zheidianbingdoukanbuhao，nimenyiyuankaizhehaiyoushenmeyong？！haiyoushenmeyong？！”
“taqiguanshuaijie，xuemaidoukaishiyinghuale，jiusuanshiquguowaizuijianduandeyiyuan，yebuguoshixumingeryi，xiangyaoxinglaineishibukenengde！”
baijiaderenyitingdaozheihua，neizhenggerendoufangforuleijiyiban。
bingchuangshangtangzheyigemianrongshifenqingxiudenvhaier，zhishiyinweishengbingdeyuanyindaozhimianwuxuese，keyijiushiwufayangaizhutaneijingshihaisuderongyan。
真是天妒红颜！
“zezeze！ququxiaobing，zhiyukudezheimeshangxinma？！”
guchentuikaimencongwaimianzoulejinlai，jiandaolimiankusangyipian，buyouyilianwuyu。
“nisheia？！chuqu！sheirangnijinlaide？！”neizhongniannanrencalecayanleichenshengshuodao。
“gushenyi，shinima？！”pangbianzuozhedeneigelaozhekuaibuzhanqishengongjingdeshuodao。
tajiushizhiqiandadianhuadeneigebailaoyezi，banianqiantasunnvzhongbingbuqi，yeshigenxianzaiyiyangqinglehaoduoshenyidoumeiyouzhihao。
yiyuantongyangshixialebingweitongzhishu，kezaizheigeshihou，yigeyinshishenyilaidaoyiyuan，shuonenggouwenzhutadebingqing，dantiaojianjiushibanianhouxuyaolvxinghunyue，daoshihouhuiyoutadetudilaizhixing！
anranwuyangdeguolebanian，kebanianzhiqiyiguo，zijisunnvdebingyoushifanle。
“qiushenyi，jiujiuwosunnverba，laofujiniguixiale！”bailaoyezigonggongjingjingdezhunbeixiagui。
keshiguchenqueshiyibalazhuletadegebo：“dengwozhihaolezaishuoba！xiaobingeryi，meibiyaogaodeneimejinzhang！”
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