guanzhong2048：【wuzhongshengyou？】
guanzhong886：【zheizhubo，wokannijiubushou，nishuodeshizijiba！】
guanzhong777：【666，loushangzhenxiangle！】
朴昌：“……”
啪！
yijianzhuangxiushehuadebaoxiangli，yizhizhuangzhehongjiudegaojiaobei，zhijiebeishuaizailedishang。
zheili，zhengshizaizhibojianlibeipandianzhedehuangtingjulebu。
ershuaibeizideren，yebushipangren，heranzhengshi——hongjie！
cishicike，zheiweihongjiesuiranyijiumeili，keshiqueyijingluanlefencun。
青木市四大会所？
zheizhongshi，shinengsuibianluanshuodema？
zhifenzhenlishachulai，zaijianghushanghunjiduonian，hongjieyesuanjianguobushaodafengdalang。
jinguanshoujishangzheigemomingqimiaodezhibojian，caigangba“huangtingjulebu”dezhaopaitongchulaimeijifenzhong，danhongjiejiuyijingganjuedaoleyizhongshanyuyulaideyayi。
“查！”
fennudeyipaizhuozi，hongjienudao：“likejiwozhaoheike，buguanchuduoshaoqian，bixubazheixiaozijiwoguachulai！”
“明白！”
shenbiandexinfugangyaozou，hongjieyoubarenjiaozhule：“dengyixia，zheiduanshijian，rangdixiadeguniangxianduoyiduo，fangqiandeyewuyexiantingdiao，zhibaoliuzhengguideyulexiangmu，mingbailema？”
“haode，hongjienifangxin！”
dangbaoxianglizhishengxiahongjieyigerenhou，kanzheshoujishangdezhibohuamian，hongjieyizhangpiaoliangliandanjihukuaiqideniuqu：“xiaotuzaizi，nijilaoniangdengzhe，qianwanbierangwozhidaonishishei！”
hongjiezaifahen，pochangyoumeiyouqianliyan、shunfenger，dangranbukenengzhidao。
qishi，yuanbenanzhaotadexiangfa，rujinjiranyijingxitongzaishou，neikendingdewanbadade。
benlaipochanghaixiangzhe，zaijixuzhengchulaidianjingbaodeneimu，yitadeqinshenjingliweizhuxian，zhongdianmiaoshuyixiahuisuolideguniangmen，jutidouyounaxiefuwu，meixiangyewudedanjiahexiaofeiyoushiduoshao……dengdeng。
zhishi，yejiuzaitaxiangbazheixieshuochulaideshihou，xitongjingranjitashijingle——muqianxitongdengjiguodi，yaozunzhongxiangguanfalvfagui，guoxiandedongxibunengshuo！
好叭！
suiranxinzhonglveganbushuang，danpochangyijiuhuafengyizhuan，zaiguanzhongmendexushengzhong，qingchulexiayiweishouhaizhe。
“xiamian，wodaidajialailejieyixia，qingmushisidahuisuozhongdedisanwei——erciyuankafeihuiguan！”
suizhepochangdashouyihui，zhibohuamianzaicifashengbianhua。
huangtingjulebudesanweimoxinghongranzhalie，querdaizhide，shiyizuobulunwaibuhaishineibuzhuangxiu，fenggechuchudouchongmanleerciyuandongmanqixidejianzhu。
“qishicongzhandimianji、renyuanguimoshanglaishuo，sidahuisuodouchabuduo，zhenzhengnengbajijiaqufenkailaide，zhuyaohaishizaiyugejiadeshouzhongquntiyousuobutong。”
“hezhiqiandehuangtingjulebubiqilai，erciyuankafeihuiguan，zhuyaodeshouzhongqunti，shiyinanxingqingnianweizhu。”
shuohuajian，pochangdashouzaihui。
suizhetadedongzuo，gezhongjingdiandedongmanxingxiangyicizaihuamianzhongshanxian。
“jiranmingzishikafeihuiguan，neimelaidaozheili，dianyibeikafeishibixude。danzhongdianquebuzaiyukafeihaobuhaohe，ershizaiyuweinisongshangkafeidefuwurenyuan。”
yigexiangzhi，yiweiyouyiweidabanchengjingdiandongmanxingxiangdepiaoliangmeizi，fenfenconghuamianzhongzouguo，meiyiweimeizideyaoshang，douyouyizhihaomapai。
“zhongsuozhouzhi，hekafei，youqishizaipinchanggaodangkafeideshihou，waibuhuanjingyouyayufou，nenggourangkafeidekouganshangshenghuoxiajiang，suoyizheijianerciyuankafeihuiguan，jiudadandecaiyongledanrenyajiandexinbuju，yiweishiying，zhuanmenfuwuyiweiguke，zaigukemeiyouhewankafeizhiqian，zheimenjueduibuhuidakai！”
可惜！
zheipoxitongyaoqiubunengguoxian，buranwosuibianjiangdianjingbaode，neicailaijing！
guanzhong101：【zhubo，woyanzhonghuaiyinizaigongranfache！】
guanzhong8877：【woliulanqidoubeinijiechile，nijiugenwoshuozheixie？】
guanzhong4452：【ganjinde，laidianyoujingde！】
“……”
buhaoyisi，youjingdeshizhenlaibule！
duici，pochangzhinengyihandehuihuishou，juxianchulingyizhangrenwuzhaopian。
zheizhangzhaopiandezhuren，shiyigezhongniannanren，ruguozhikanzhangxiangdehua，mianqiangyesuandeshangshiyibiaotangtang。
danshi，taquechuanzheyishenlvsedechangjinmajia，peizheyitiaolvseduanku，waijianaodaishangdingzhedelvsexiaohulu……hengkanshukan，dourangrenjuede——layanjing！
“yigechenggongdeqiyenenggoufazhan、zhuangda，guranlibukaishangxiasuoyourendequncequnli，danshizheigeqiyedechuangshiren，yetongyanggongbukemei。”
“xianzaidajiasuokandaodezheiwei，jiushi‘erciyuankafeihuiguan’dechuangshiren，wuwei。”
“woxiangxin，geweiguanzhonglaoyemen，gegedoushinengren，dajiadounengkandechulai，zheiweiwuxiansheng，cengjingyeshiyiweicoser，erzheizhangzhaopian，jiushiwolijingwushucisousuo，zheicaihaoburongyicongwangshangfanchulaide。bijing，wuxianshengyouqianleyihou，keshihuazhongjinqingrenshanzhaopian，nengzhaodaozheizhangzhaopian，shishubuyi。”
“dangran，wozhenzhengjingpeide，haishiwuxianshengdeshenghuotaidu——yaoxiangshenghuoguodequ，bupatoushangdaidianlv！”
huashuodaozheier，pochangzhijiebaochugemengliao：“ziguyilai，douyoulaliangjiaxiashui、quanbierencongliangdeshuofa，danshizheiweiwuxiansheng，taquebazijidemeiyirenqiannvyou，doujichenggonglaxiashui，bingyicihuodelediyitongjin，congciyiluzuodazuoqiang，wozhendeshihenxiangjitadianyigezan！”
guanzhong8347：【wocao！】
guanzhong665：【niupi！！！】
guanzhong7672：【naihebenrenmeiwenhua，yijuwocaozoutianxia！】
“妈惹发克！”
jiuzaizhibojianli，yiqunguanzhonggezifabiaoyanlundetongyishijian，qingmushinei，huanjingyouya、xianrenmianjindeerciyuankafeihuiguanli，dangwuweikandaozijiduonianyiqian，neifumanshenlvsedezhaopianhou，liangzhiyanzhuzidangchangjiuhongle。
ganggangnazaishouli，douhaimeikaipingdebaernianlafei，zhijiejiubeitahenhenshuaidaoledishang。
哗啦！
anhongsejiushuitangleyidi，wuweiqidezhengzhangliandouheile。
“zhao，buguanzaduoshaoqian，bixubazheige**jilaozizhaochulai——haiyou，yiwodemingyi，jizhoubianjigelaopaoerdazhaohu，jiwofajianghuzhuishaling，woyaozheigesipangzi，siwuquanshi！”
“好的老板。”
xinfuzhuanshenzhunbeizuoshi，zouleliangbuyoutingxiale：“laoban，zheigezhibojiuzheimebazanmenjidianchulai，zuijinzheiduanshijian，womenyaobuyaowenyiwen？”
“稳个屁！”
wuweiliangzhiyanjingdengdeliuyuan：“laoziyouderenmai，hunlezheimexienian，wowuweipaguoshei？zhidaozheilitingyeyitian，laoziyaosunshiduoshaoqianma？”