第2章 对不起,你很臭

kanzheduifangqiaolianniuqu,meimouchijingdemoyang,zhangxiaofanzhidao,zheishishuoduile!

zhongyilimianyou“wangwenwenqie”,tayiyankanchulai,duifangriziyaolaile。

zhishigangcaineiyibazhang,haiyinyinzuotong。

chenmenghanqiaolianshang,bumanbukesiyideguangmang,tuokoudao:“xiaozi,woxianqutangxishoujian,nijiwodengzhe!”

jifenzhonghou,duifang**jiaodiezhe,huidaozhangxiaofandeyanqian。

“shuo,gangcaishizenmezhidaowode?shibushitoukuiwo!”

“nizheigexiaosepei,hewoqujingchaju!”

chenmenghanmeimouyuandeng,yanshenxilirudao,dengzhezhangxiaofan。

zhangxiaofankesouyisheng,zhengsedao:“meinv,wodouhenishuolea,woshizhongyi!”

“zheidianshiqingduiwolaishuo,jiushiyidianpimaoeryi!”

“erqie,wohaizhidao,niyouchulezheixie,haiyouyinji!”

“nishibushizuijin,shuimianzhuangkuangbushihenhao,haihenrongyizaorechuhan,xintiaoguokuai。”

“haoxiangshizuoshenmeshiqing,doumeiyouxingqu!”

duifangyilianchuandeyanyu,rangchenmenghanjingyade,chengmujieshe。

“nishizenmezhidaode?jiusuanshinishuoduile,neigaizenmezhiliaoni?”

zhangxiaofankesouyisheng,nannandao:“queqiedeshuo,zheibushishenmedabing!”

“zhiyaoshini,zhaoyigenanpengyoujiuhaole!”

huayinluodi,chenmenghandeqiaolian,feishangleyimohongxia。

“nizhendeshigehonglaoshidedizi,keyizhibing?”

zhangxiaofanpaizhexiongtangdao:“zheishijieshangderen,zhiyaoshihaiyouyikouqi,wozhangxiaofanjiukeyijiuzhi!”

“kuaizouba,zhibingyizaobuyichi!”

huayinluodi,zhangxiaofanjiujinrudaoduifangdechezizhong。

zhangxiaofanningshizheshenbiandemeinv,xinzhonggankaiwanqian。

“meinv,xiangnidatingyixia,chenzongdenver,zhangxiangruhe?”

zhangxiaofanningshizheshenbiandechenmenghan。

chenmenghanmanfuhuyi,tuokoudao:“niwenzheixiezuoshenme,zhibinghaiyaoxuyaozhidaorenjianverdezhangxiangma?”

zhangxiaofanmanlianyinmai,dao:“ai,ninandaobushitamenjiademishu?zheidoubuzhidaoni!”

“chenzongzhiqianshuoguo,yaoshiwojiuzhuleta,tahuijiangnverxupeijiwo。”

“danshiwotingshuo,chenzongdenver,tizhongliangbaiduojin,erqiepiqibaozao。”

“wojiushiheni,laiqiuzhengyixia!”

chenmenghanwenyan,dunshishikuxiaobude。

zheigexiaozi,shuozijishiliangbaiduojin,zheishixiaohuama!

buguoneigebianyidie,shenmeshihoujiangzijijimaichuquleni?

buguanle,xianwenzhuduifang,rangduifangzhibingweihaozaishuoba!

zhiyujiarenma,zheigexiaozisuiranzhangxiangguoren,kezheiyebunengdangfanchi。

jiaren,zenmekeyisuibianjiujiani!

takesouyisheng,xiaoxixidao:“e,nishuocuole,chenzongdenver,bushiliangbaiduojin!”

“zhendema?”zhangxiaofanmouguangsishe,buguoduifangdeyijuhua,rangtadeliansegengjianankan。

duifangdao:“chenzongdenver,shisanbaiduojin,erqiepiqihenchou!”

“tajuwosuozhi,yijingyoujishigenanpengyoule,dangran,bujieyiduoniyige!”

yixihuashuochulai,zhangxiaofandunshimudengkoudai。

chenmenghankandaoduifangdaizhidemoyang,xinzhonglengxiaolianlian。

xiaozi,xiangchenrenzhiwei,yedexiankankannidebenshiba!

buduodeshijian,tamenlaidaoleyichubieshuqianmian。

zheilijiushichenzong,chentianqiongdezhusuole。

dangzhangxiaofanjinqudeshihou,yuanzizhanzheyigegeyizhexianyanderenwu。

dangran,haiyouhenduochuanzhebaidaguadeyizhe。

“menghan,nibushishuozhaoyigeshenyiqulema,zenmedaizheimeyigexiaoziguolai!”

“haichuanzheyishendaopao,bushilaigaoxiaodeba!”

zairenqundangzhong,youyigezhangxianghechenmenghanyoujifenxiangsidenvzi,zhanchulailanzhutamendequlu。

tajiushichenmenghandetongfuyimudejiejie,chenbairu!

“zheijiushigehongshenyidedizi,zhangxiaofan!”chenmenghanzhizhezhangxiaofandao。

chenbairujiangmuguang,dinggezaizhangxiaofandeshenshang,erhouzuijiaofuxianchulengxiao。

“zheimenianqing,haishuoshishenyi,chuanzhegepaozi,nipashibeiqipianleba!”

zhangxiaofankandaoduifangdeshihou,budongshengsedi,daishangkouzhao。

“xiaozi,nizhuangmozuoyangdizuoshenme?”

zhangxiaofanyibenzhengjingdidao:“wowendaoleyisifubaideweidao!”

“nidenanpengyou,shilaiziyufeizhoudeheirenba!”

sheidouzhidao,chenbairudelaogong,shilangzhoushiyigefushangdeerzi。

yushi,tingdaozheijuhua,chenbairufangfobeicaidaoweibademaoer。

“xiaozi,nihushuobadaoshenme,wozenmehuiyouheirennanyou!”

zhangxiaofanzuochusisuodexingzhuang,dao:“zhei,jiuqiguailea!”

“zuijinzaifeizhouheirenxiongdideshenshang,chuxianyizhongfuqibingdu,zhanranshangdehua,huidaozhikuilan!”

“nishenshangdeweidao,jiushishenshangkuilansanfachulaide。”

chenbairuwenyan,jingyademeimoujiuyaodengchulaile。

taqueshiyouyigeheirennanpengyou,buguozheizhongyinbideshiqing,meijirenzhidao。

erqie,zheiduanshijian,taqueshiganshoudao,xiabanshentongyangnanshou。

haiyinyinsanfazheweidao,zhinengyongnongzhongdexiangshuiweilaiyangai,nandaozheigexiaozimengduile?

buguo,chenbairuhaishiyingzhetoupi,pokoudama:“xiaozi,nixinkoucihuang!”

“xinbuxin,woxianzaijiugaoni,wuxianwodeqingbai!”

jiuzaizheigeshihou,chenmenghanshangqianyibu,lengshengdao:“nideneidianposhi,wojiubuduiwaishuole!”

“rangtajinqukanbing,wobuyuanyidalini!”

chenbairuhaishibusixin,dao:“buxing,woyaoqinglaidezhuanjia,haizailimian。”

huayinluodi,yigedaizhejinsikuangyanjingdenianqingyisheng,yilianchoukudicongbingfangchulai。

“duibuqi,wojinlile!”

tayanmoudichui,sangziganhe,jiannandishuochulaiyijuhua。

“yaoshiwoshifu,wangshenyizaizheilijiuhaole,kexitazaiguowai,xuyaodengjitiancaikeyihuilai!”

jiuzaizheigeshihou,chenbairudeqiaoliandunshibianhua,chezhesangzihandao:“babaa,nizenmesashouerquleni!”

“nideyichanhaihaimeiyoufena,zenmerenxinpiexiawomena!”

suiranleishenghenda,danshimeiyouyidianleichulai。

“haimeiyoudaokudeshihou,youwozai!”

duimiandezhuanjiahuangzhipeng,zuijiaochuxianyimolengxiao,dao:“xiaozi,buyaoshuodahua!”

“womenshiguoneidingjiandezhuanjia,bingrenyijingsiwang,nandaowohaibuzhidaoma!”

zhangxiaofanzuijiaoyigou,dao:“zhuanjia,henlihaima?”

“wozhangxiaofanhaimeixuanbusiwang,yanwangzenmeganshou!”