第1章 相亲走错桌(2407字)

郊区。

弦月如勾。

didisijigaoqiqiang,gangpaowandan,zhunbeifanhuishiqu。

“停一下!”

yidaorenyingturanchonglechulai。

“**!”

gaoqiqiangyijiaocaixiachache,rangchezichadianyuanditiaoleqilai。

dingjingyikan,zhanluzhongjiande,jingranshiyigeyishanbuzhengdenvren。

chenyidouchenglebutiao,heisedexiongyiruoyinruoxian。

xuebaidejifu,youzheciyandeshanghen。

xiaopaodaofujiapangbian,chuanzheqi:“shifu....kuai...qushigonganju!”

meinvsuirankanqilaihenlangbei,buguomeiyuzhongquetouzhejifengaoguideqixi。

“呃....”

gaoqiqiangniuguotou,qingyijiunengkandao,meinvxiongqianzhaxiedechunguang。

naibaideshiyexian,fangfoshenbujiandi。

“shifu,niyaoduoshaoqian,shuogejiaa!”

meinvjiangaoqiqiang,zhigougoudekanzhetadexiongkou,youjinzhangyouxiunao。

“neige.....nidaodiyudaoshenmeshile?”

gaoqiqiangbachechuangjiangxialeyisifengxi,bingmeiyoulijirangnvrenshangche。

huangjiaoyewai,tabudebuduoyigexinyan。

“我是.....”

“在那里,快!”

meinvgangxiangzibaoshenfen,jigexiongsheneshadezhuanghan,jiucongcaoconglipaolechulai。

“peng!xiaozi,bieduoguanxianshia!”

lingtoudezhuanghan,yibazhangpaizaiyinqinggaishang,muluxiongguangdao。

shengxiadezhuanghan,yijingchaozhemeinvweileshangqu:“heihei,zheixianipaobudiaoleba!”

“shifu,jiuwo,tamenshihuairen!”

meinvjinjindelazhechemen,jingzhideqiaolianlihuadaiyu,chuchudongren。

“e.....woshayemeikanjian,womashangjiuzou!”

gaoqiqiangpieleyiyan,zhuanghanyaoshangdeshouqiang,huiguotou,buqukanmeinvwojianyouliandemoyang。

“bachechuangjiangxialai!jinide!”

lingtoudezhuanghanyanzhongshanguoyimojiaozha,conghuailimochuhouhouyidieqian,dilejinqu。

“哦!”

gaoqiqiangzhihaoguaiguaijiezhe。

“咔嚓....”

zhuanghandeshouxia,chenjipailezhangzhaopian。

“xiaozi,niyaoshiganbaojing,womenjiushuo,nishibangwomenkaichede!gun!”

lingtoudezhuanghanhuilexiagebo。

“wobugan,bugan....”

gaoqiqiangyiguadang,chezipaodebituzihaikuai。

“......”

meinvkanzheqichedeweideng,zuihouyigenjiumingdedaocao,jiuzheiyangduanlie。

jinjindeyaozhezuichun,yanleiwushengdehuaguojuemeidelianpang。

zijijinwan,shinantaoeyunle!

“xiongdimen,yangxiaojiekeshidonghaidiyimeinv。jinwanzanmenbatajilunle,zheiniubikeyichuiyibeizile!”

“哈哈哈....”

远处。

jichidechuzuchezhourantinglexialai。

gaoqiqiangyanzhongshanguoyimojingguang,nalihaiyouzhiqiandanxiao,nuoruodeyangzi。

suihou,tuoxiawaitao,congfushouxianglinachuyashemaoheheisekouzhaodaishang。

推开车门。

zhenggerenrutongminjiedeliebaoyiban,xiaoshizaileheianzhong。

.........

一个星期后。

gaoqiqianghewangchangyiyang,qilechuang,zhunbeiqucaishichangmaiyu。

daolewanshang,yiran**paodidi。

zheijiushitadeshenghuorichang。

qishi,tameizuolaozhiqian,rizihaishitingbucuode,zaishengduidangwushuyundongyuan,youfengguang,daiyuyehao。

zhishiyicichuquchiyexiao,herenqichongtu,barendachengzhongshang。

beishengduichuming,haizuolewunianlao。

chulaidoukuaisanshisuile,chenglemeifangmeichededalingdiaosi。

“qiangzi,jintianzaodianshoutan,yougeguniangdengniquxiangqin!”

laomachenshulan,congchufangliduanzheyiwanmiantiaozoulechulai。

zheijinian,weileerzideshiqingmeishaocaoxin,tayigewushilaisuidenvren,kanqilaibitonglingrendoucanglao。

“妈....”

gaoqiqiangmanliandewuyu:“nikanwoxianzaideyangzi,yigechoumaiyude,xiangnamenziqina,bushiziquqiruma?”

zuowanlaoyeyoudabannianle,zailaomadezhangluoxia,qianhouxiangqinleshilaici,douyishibaigaozhong,haimeishaobeixiangqindenvrenwakuxiluo。

“woshuoqiangzi,nidoukuaisanshiderenle,liangenvpengyoudoumeiyou,rangzhouweideqinqipengyouzenmekan?”

chenshulanbamiantiaofangzhuoshanghou,dengzheerzishuodao。

“xing,ma,woqujiushile!”

gaoqiqiangbuxiangrelaomashengqi,zhinengdayingxialai。

“jizhua,11dianban,aiqinghaikafeiting,6haozhuo!”

chenshulandingzhuwan,jiuchulemen。

erzisanshisuidoumeijiehun,tanaligantoulan,meitiandoumangzhezuojiazhengzhuanqian。

“哎!”

kanzhelaomacongmangdebeiying,gaoqiqiangtanlekouqi。

chilemiantiaohou,qizhediansanlunlayudaocaishichang。

“gaoqiqiang,laitiaoyu!”

“gaosulaomo,woxiangchiyule.....”

gukeyibianmaiyu,yibiandiaokangaoqiqiang。

“hehe,yuhaole!sishikuai!”

gaoqiqiangyebuyiweiyi,malideshahaoyuhou,miandaiweixiaodijiguke。

yizhimangdao11diandeyangzi,caiguanleyudang,zouchucaishichang。

fanzhengyebuhuichenggong,jiuchuanmaiyudeyifuquba,duifangaizadizadi。

半个小时后。

gaoqiqiangdaizheyiguyuxingwei,jinlekafeiting。

zhuanyouleyidaquan,caikandao“6”haozhuo。

zuozheyigechuanheisezhangqun,waimiantaoxiaoxizhuangdemeinv。

tuozhexiaba,zhuchungouchuyimodandandehudu,zhengkanzhetoumingdeluodichuang。

wanmeideceyan,baixijingzhi。

“咦.....”

gaoqiqiangyoudianjingya,zheimeinvbushiqianjitian,zaijiaoqulancheneigema?

dangshi,jigezhuanghanshenshangdoudaizheqiang,zijikendingbuhuichundao,dangchanghetamenqichongtu。

suoyi,caibachekaichuquyiduanjuli,zaizhehuiqujiuta。zhishi,weilebimianmafandaizheyashemaohekouzhao,tarenbuchulaieryi。

“是你?”

tingdaoshengyin,yangqingxueyehuiguotou。

jianyanqiandenanren,jingranshidiuxiazijiluohuangertaodedidisiji,mouzilidunshiduolejifenqingmie。

danxiao,nuoruo,tancai,haose....

shineiwanshang,yangqingxuejitatiedebiaoqian。

“e....wojiaogaoqiqiang,laixiangqinde。jinniansanshisui,zaidongjiecaishichangmaiyu,wanshang**paodidi,nianshouruzaiwuwandeyangzi!”

gaoqiqiangzuozaiyangqingxueduimian,yingzhetoupishuodao。

meinvbingleng,biyideyanshenyijingshuomingleyiqie。

buguo,weilejilaomayigejiaodai,gaizoudeliucheng,haishiyaozouyixiade。

“相亲?”

yangqingxueqingchengdeqiaolian,xiemanlejiqiao:“wo,yangshijituanzongcai,nianshourushangbaiyi。

nizheizhongtanshengpasidenanren,yepeideshangwo?”

“sha?ninianshourushangbaiyi?”

高起强呆住了。

bingqie,henkuaiyishidao,yidingshinagehuanjienongcuole。

laomaluzizaiye,yebukenengnonglaiyigenianrubaiyidemeinvzongcai,hezijixiangqina?

“哼,后悔了?”

yangqingxuelenglengdekanzhegaoqiqiang,haobukeqidewakudao:“neiwanshang,niyaoshiyongganyidian,xianggenanrenyiyangjiulewo。wozhishaokeyijiniyigeyi!”

“bushi,nizheimeyouqian,niquedingshilaihewozheigemaiyude,xiangqinde?”

gaoqiqiangyebuxiangjieshineiwandeshiqing,yaoshibeineiqunwangmingzhituzhidao,shizijihuailetamendeshi,jueduihuiyoudamafan。

zhibuguo,sihuoxiangbumingbaideshi,zheimepiaoliang,youzheimeyouqiandenvren,zenmehuishizijidexiangqinduixiang?

“wokannibujindanxiaorushu,haiyuchunkexiao!woshenmeshihou,gaosuniwoshilaixiangqinde?”

yangqingxuelenglengdechaofengdao。

“e....zheibushi6haozhuo?”

gaoqiqiangzaicikanlekan,baizaiyanqiandezhuopai。

“zheishi9haozhuo!wonvergangcaizaizheiliwan,bazhuopaibaifanle!”

yangqingxuebaixidexiaoshou,naqizhuopaizhongxinbaileyixia,

guoranjiubianchengle“9”hao!

“啊?”

高起强哭笑不得。

naolebantian,ganqingzoucuozhuole。