“糖糖，回家了！”
yangqingxuemianwubiaoqingdezhanleqilai，meiyouzaihegaoqiqiangshuohuadeyisi。
chongzheluodichuangwai，yigedangqiuqiandepiaoliangnvhaierzhaolezhaoshou。
“妈妈....”
xiaonvhaituikaimen，huankuaidepujinleyangqingxuedehuaili。
qingchedeyanjingzhalezha：“wogangcaitingdaozheiweishushushuo，tajiaogaoqiqiang。shidianshijulidegaoqiqiangma？wonengzhaotaqiangemingma？”
xianran，xiaonvhaiyezaikan《kuangbiao》，shigaoqiqiangdexiaofensi。
“tangtang...tabushiyandianshidegaoqiqiang。zhishigetongmingdedanxiaoguieryi！”
yangqingxuelenglengdesaolegaoqiqiangyiyan，baxiaonvhaierbaoleqilai，daizheyidaolengfeng，zoujinledianti。
我特么....
gaoqiqiangyumendaolejidian，zaozhidao，jiubuzhehuiqujiutale。
xinxinkukubantian，hailuolege“danxiaogui”demingtou。
haorenhuairendoufenbuqingchu，huogaibeirenbangjia！
“铃铃....”
gaoqiqiangxinlizhengsuisuiniandeshihou，laomadedianhuadaleguolai。
“妈！”
高起强接通了电话。
“qiangzi，daokafeitingmeiyou？jiandaorenjiagunianglema？zenmeyanga？renjiaduinimanbumanyi？”
chenshulanlianzhupaosidewendao。
“ma...neigewoganggangdao。dengxiagennihuidianhuaba！”
gaoqiqiangnalihaoyisishuo，zijizoucuozhuole，haimeijiandaojintianxiangqindeduixiangni。
“hao，xianzaizhaolaopoburongyi，tiaojianzhiyaobushitaiguofen，zanmendoudayingrenjia。cailideshiqing，mazaixiangxiangfazi....”
“ma，xinhaobuhao...dudu！”
gaoqiqiangzhuangzuoxinhaobuhao，guaduanledianhua。
buran，laomafeideshuoshangbangexiaoshibuke。
kanlai，haishidequzouyixiaguochang，buranlaomashibuhuifangguozijide。
gaoqiqiangsongsongjian，xiangfuwuyuandatingleyixia，caizhaodaolelingwaiyigedatingde6haozhuo。
zuozheyigebaotunqunmeinv。luchuyishuangxuebaidedatui，kanqilai**de，shencaihenshiyouren。
shoulinazheyibushuiguo14shouji，yongzuolepiaoliangmeijiadexiaoshou，feikuaidedazifaxinxi。
zenmekan，yebuxiangshiguoriziliao！
zheishigaoqiqiang，jiandaozhenzhengxiangqinduixiangdediyifanying。
“靠！好臭！”
gaoqiqiangshenshangdeyuxingwei，rangbaotunqunmeinvdeshixian，zongsuancongshoujishangnuokaile。
jianyanqianzhanzheyigeyifushanghaizhanzheyulindenanren，lijiyongshouwuzhulebizi：“nijiushilaixiangqindegaoqiqiang？”
“对！”
gaoqiqiangdiandiantou。baotunqunmeinvdefanyinghekouqi，rangtaxinliyijingliangleyidajie。
“zheimewancaidao？biegaosuwonilianchedoumeiyouyiliang，shizoululaide！”
“haiyou，nikankannichuandeshenme？helubiandeqigaiyiyang，dongbudongshenmejiaozunzhong！”
“jiuzheifuqiongsuanyang，haihaoyisichulaixiangqin？nandao，haiyaorenjiaguniang，yangnibucheng？”
baotunqunmeinvyifanlengchaorefeng，genbenbujigaoqiqiangshuohuadejihui。
zuihou，congbaobaolimochucheyaochi，chaozhemenwaianleyixia。
嘟嘟....
yiliangbaisedegaoerfu，jiushanshuoleyixia。
“kanjianlema？benxiaojiedoukaichelaide！”
“废物！”
shuowan，baotunqunmeinvhuangdongzheyishuangdabaitui，jingzhierqu。
liuxiagaoqiqiangzhanzaiyuandi，lianyizhenqing，yizhenhongde。
shenshendexilekouqi，caimanlianyumendezouchulekafeiting。
“噗通！”
zhishi，gaoqiqiangmeizouduoyuan，jiukandaoyigelaotouzi，wuzhexiongkouzhitingtingdedaozailemalubian。
suiranguowangdecheliang，xingrendoutingduode。danshi，zheiniantou，kashangmeiyoujibaiwan，sheiganfulaorena？
“rangrang，wolaikankan！”
gaoqiqiangzaishengduideshihou，genfuzejitamen**delaozhongyi，xueguoyixietuina。
jijinrenqunhou，dunzailaotouzishenbian，zaitaxiongkoudexueweichuanleqilai。
pianke，laotouzijiuzhengkaileyanjing，zhuazhegaoqiqiangdeshou，buduanshuozhe“xiexie”。
weiguandezhongren，yedouchongzhegaoqiqiangshuqiledamuzhi。
“mama....nikan，shigaoshushu！”
yiliangbaoshijiepalameilali，xiangqileyidaozhinendeshengyin。
“我看到了！”
杨清雪微微颔首。
shuodademojing，zhezhuledabanlianpang，rangtakanqilaiyoukuyousa。
“gaoshushubushidanxiaogui，ganfulaorenni！yaobu....jiurangtazuowobababa！”
congyangtangtangdongshiqi，mamajiugaosuta，qinshengbabachuyiwaisile，huibangtazaizhaoyigebaba。
“tangtang，tajiushidanxiaogui，mamabuhuikancuorende！”
杨清雪蹙着眉说道。
neiwanshanggaoqiqiangjitaliuxiadeyinxiang，shizaitaieliele。bushifuyigelaoren，jiunenggaishande。
“keshimama....wojiuxianggaoshushuzuowobabaye！sheirangtajiaogaoqiqiangni！”
yangtangtangguzheshuidududexiaozuidao。
“....mamakaolvyixiaba！”
yangqingxuezhidao，jinverzhao“baba”deshiqing，yijingbunengzaituole。
youeryuandelaoshi，buzhiyicifanying，tangtangzaixuexiaoyouxiebuhequn，shenzhihaiyinwei“baba”zheigewenti，hetongxuedajia。
jiashangzijiguanlizhe，shizhijibaiyidegongsi，meitianzaochuwangui，jihudoushibaomuzaizhaoguhaizi。
buguanshishenghuofangmian，haishixinlifangmian，douyinggaijitangtangzhaoge“baba”le。
zhishi，neiwanshanggaoqiqiangdesuozuosuowei，rangtazenmeyetibuqihaogan。
nverquejianchi，yaotazuo“baba”。
让杨清雪有些头疼。
中午。
gaoqiqiangzaijiazuohaofancaihou，toutouzaierduoli，saileliangtuanmianhua。
laomadengxiahuilai，kendingyoushaobuleyifanshuluo。
“吱呀....”
“kuaijinlaizuo，jinlaizuo！aiya，womenjiatiaojiancha，nimenbuyaoxianqia！”
kaimenshengxiangqi，haiyouchenshulanpeixiaodeshengyin。
什么鬼？
老妈还带了客人？
amituofo，xietianxiedi！
gaoqiqiangzhaixiaerduolidemianhua，youkerenzaidehua，laomayinggaihuifangguozijiba。
“shulana！yaobushikanzaiwomenyiqian，shiyigefangzhichangde，wocaibuhuibaguniangquanhuilai，shangnijialaixiangqinni！”
yigebanlaoxuniangxianzoulejinlai，zhengshijieshaozheicixiangqindemeipo，xuayi。
jiezhe，yishuangxuebaidedatuichuxianle，haiyoushuxidexianqisheng：“heng，zenmejialiyeyouyuxingwei！zhennanwen！”
“shenxiaojie，youkongqiqingxinji，wopenpen！”
chenshulanjimangcongxiejushang，naqiyipingkongqiqingxinji，duizhewuziliyizhenmengpen。
“呃....”
zheiyimu，kandegaoqiqiangmudengkoudai。
这是什么操作？
nandaolaomashijuede，zijizaikafeitingshoudaodexiuruhaibugou？
haiyaoqingrenjia，shangmenlaixiuru？