xiangxiazhengshiruleqiu，weiweifanleliang，waitouyipianxiaosuo。
jiangtangjinyizaichuangbiankanzhewaimian，baixixianzhangdeshouzhibujingyideqiaojizhechuangtai，chunjiaoshizhongwanzhe，lianyanyouchengchedemouzijiaguozhexiaoyi。
erbianshiwangcaifengnvshimeiwanmeiledebabasheng。
“chibangyingleshiba，xiangfeile？woyangnizheimeda，rangnihezhenzhangdeerzitangepengyouzenmele？renjiayibiaorencai，yihounijialejiudengzhexiangfu。”
qunliyijingkaishinaotengkaile。
jinlixitong：qunzhurizibuhaoguoa，zheimaxiangrangnijitaerzihuanqian！
xuexixitong：ai，zandangchudaiguohaojigezheiyangdesuzhu，neidouhexiaobaicaiyiyang，dilihuang，nanadoukelian，zuihouhaishiworangtamenniubihonghong，chengweimingzhensifangdekeyandalao。
yangchengxitong：ranhounimeiyongle。
jinlixitong：ranhounimeiyongle。
学习系统：……
qunlishualeyizhenbiaoqingbao，haobantian，jinlixitongcaishuodao，“zanqunzhuyebushibendiren，yiwoduoniandejingyan，qunzhumashangjiuyaoshangqudabaotadegoutoule！”
xuexixitong：dabaogoutui！
yangchengxitong：dabaogou……hai，qunzhunizenmekan？
jiangtangjin：woxunsinimenshengqiandoushitimiantong，chengtianzhihuibababa，yemeigejinengshade，xiangjiesanqun。
群内顿了三秒钟
santiaozhuanzhangxinxilikeqishuashuadetiaolechulai。
xiaoguniangchunjiaowanwan，meiguzheshou。
tayebushizheijushentidezhenzhengzhurenle，ershigechuanshunv。
shuminghuihuangdaqi，jiujiao《quannengnvshenxindongle》
erta，chuanchenglelimianyigemeishanengnaidepaohui，yinweizhangqideyazhashenghuobiandexinggenuoruo，henkuaijiucansidexiaodaomei。
xianzaizheiweiwangcaifengnvshiyebushitaqinma，ershinvzhubaiyiyuedeqinma，dangnianzaitamenchushengdeyiyuanzuohushi，jieguotouhuanlelianggehaizideshenfen，daozhitazaixiangxiashoujinleweiqu。
tachuanguolaideshihou，yinweitoutoutaopaobeizhuahuilai，daoxianzaihaizairenshouwangcaifengnvshijingshenshangdezhemo。
Oh
这该死的生活。
zhiyuneigequnjiugengbujiandanle，tagangchuanguolaijiumomingchuxianyigexitongqun，limianquanshixietimiantong，shengqianweilesuzhulaoxinlaoli，sihou……baofeihoucandeyipidetongzimen。
bierenchengsilebangdingyigexitong，erta？
zhijietonglexitongwo？？？
不过，这又如何？
shaneijian，xiaoguniangyuanbenyouxiedaizhidemouzihuaguoyisianse，tarenbuzhuwanwanchunjiao，weiweiyangtou，shixianzaiwangcaifengnvshishenshanghuaguo，xiaorongyufadetian，duolejifenyaomei，quemomingkanderentoupifama。
全能女神？
tadoudaizhexitongwolaile，haipaquannengnvshen？
neijiudengzheqiaoba，zheigexi……
她江棠锦逆定了！
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jiangcheng，jinguijunlangdenanrenjiaodiezheyishuangdazhangtui，yanmouyoushen，shouzhihuanmanmosuozhezhaopian，taimouwendao，“shitale？”
shenbiandezhuligongjingdediandiantou，“luye，tajiushibaijialiuluozaiwaidedaxiaojie，yeshidashishuodeguinv。”
nanrenmeiyanshensui，shenshoufuguoxiaoguniangqingchundemeiyan，shengyindaizheyimosenhan，“jibaijiashiya。”
“是。”