wangcaifengzhuyidaoxiaoguniangshenshangfashengdebianhua，lianseyichen，kaoguolaixiangyaojiutadegebo，jieguoquebeitashanleyixia，pulegekong，yaochadianshanle。
zhijianxiaoguniangxixibizi，yishuangmouzishuiwuwude，bijianfanhong，qiaozhekelianjile，taxiaoshengchouyedao，“woxiangjiantangnan。”
jiangtangnanshiwangcaifengdexiaoerzi，jiushiweileta，wangcaifengcaitielexindeyaobajiangtangjinmaijilincundeyigenanren，shuoshiguohaorizi，shuburangdu，zaozaosihouyigedataershisuidelaonanren。
王彩凤想的倒是美。
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群内炸了。
jinlixitong：qunzhuxiaogunianghaishitainianqing，buzhidaoshehuixiane，jinrinibudata，mingtiantajiurangnihanma！
xuexixitong：wokanqunzhuzuodejiubucuo！yidefuren！yilifuren！jitajiangdaoli！
yangchengxitong：wokannigancuigaimingjiaoshengmuba!
jiangtangjin：nimenbuzhidaoyoujuhua，jiaozuo，“bagoupianjinlaishama？”
全体统子：……
wangcaifengxixidedingzhexiaoguniangguanchalehaoyizhenzi，zhijiantashenseyijiuruchu，haishicongqianneifuruanruodanxiaodemoyang，yanjiaohaiguazhelei，qiaoshangquruoxiaokelianyouwuzhu。
zaixiangxiangzijierzipingriliqifurendemoyang。
王彩凤放心了。
tapaipaishou，rouchuyigexiaoronglai，yigaizhiqiandexiongse，fanerzoushangqianlazhetadeshoudao，“tangtang，niyeshi***haizi，keshinididishangxuexuyaoqian，nizheigedangjiejiedegaidongshile。”
jiangtangjinyanmouzhongshanguosesuo，leizhugungunerluo，keliandexiaomoyangchuchudongren。
“我想见堂南。
tayouduoduosuosuodeqiangdiaoleyibian。
wangcaifengmanyile，tajiushuoma，ganggangdoushiyanhuale，jiangtangjinzheigecongxiaojiubeitananiezhuderuanshizi，zenmekenenghuiyoubianhua。
“xing，nidengzhe，woqujiaota，nimenjiedihaohaoliaoliao。“
jinlixitong：bagoupianjinlaisha
yangchengxitong：badipianjinlaida
xuexixitong：guyuyouyun，daren……
huahaimeishuowan，jiangtangnanjinlaile，yigeshunshoushuaishanglemen，diaoerlangdangdexiao，”tingshuonizhaowo？”
shuowanyouchixiaoyisheng，“ganma？xiangqiuwoshuoqinga？”
tazhengkaiyan，xiangkankanzijizheigeyixiangqienuoruanruodefeiwujiejiedebiaoqing，sheizhi，xiaoguniangyizaineili，chunjiaoweigou，xiaodesiyi，shengyintianni，“menguanhaolema？”
jiangtangnanshouliniezheshouji，pingmushangshizuixindezhengtuyouxi，tazhishuoleyijuhuajiudizhetoujixudayouxile，meiyanjianjinshibunaifan。
“guanpi，nidaodijiao**ma，wozheizhengyaoyueta，nishaofeihua。”
“nizhidaowangcaifengnvshiyaoweilenirangwochuoxuema？”xiaoguniangchunjiaoxiaoyigengshen，jinliangxinpingqihedewen。
她是个文明人。
jiangtangnanbuxieyigu，yanjingdoumeizhayixia，“e。”
dunleyimiao，tataiqitou，manbuzaihudexiao，“guanwopishi。”
tadouzheimeshuole，xiaoguniangxiaorongshenleqilai，yanlihuranranshangleguang。
下一秒
“跪下，叫爹。”
江堂南：？？？
全体统子们：……
锦鲤系统：文明人？
yangchengxitong：yuanlaiqunzhushigelangmie。
xuexixitong：gurenyun……
“jiangtangjinnishuoshenme？wojiaonidie？”tamengrantaiqitouyifujianguidebiaoqing，henhentileyijiaofangmen，madao，“**fengleba！”
tingjianzheiju，tashenselengdanxiaqu，mianlonghanshuang。
cishishineiguangxianyouan，jiangtangnantaiyanyiqiao，douranshengqixiesenhangan，tajingrandouledoushenzi，yuqijiubuzijuederuanlexiaqu，“ni……ni……nibupamashoushinima？”
wenyan，xiaoguniangxiaolexiao，yanweishanggou，shenshoulaguolaiyigeyizi，ziguzidezuoxia，mantiaosilidepaipaishou，qingshengdao，“nimabuzaizhei。”
下一秒
taweiweitaitou，xiaodegengjiakaihuaile，“kewozaizhei。”
江堂南：……
tahaimeifanyingguolai，jiangtangjinmoranqinzhutadehoujian，yonglihenhendiningleyixia。
“kaca”yishengguxiangxiangchezaifangjiannei。
jiangtangnanchitongdezuilizhimazuzong，zhitingtaerbianxiangqiyijuqingxiao，“woshimoguie。”