lushang，jiangtangjinmantuntundeshoulejigexitongdezhuanzhang，zheigequnlijiuheputongweixinqunshiyiyangde，chengyuandoukeyifahongbaohuozhezhuanzhang，oh，jiuliantixianxuyaoshouxufeidoushiruchuyizhe。
zuoweiyigequnzhu，tashouxiaqunchengyuande“xiaojing”，neishifeichangxinanlide。
tashenzhijuedezheijiushilaotianyeduitachuanshudebuchang。
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jinlixitongbiaoshibufu：qunzhu，womennandaobushinidejinshouzhima？
xiaoguniangzhazhayanjing，momingqimiaodefanwendao，“nijianguonagedalaoxuyaojinshouzhide？”
全员恶统：……
zheishitamenxitongbeiheidezuicandeyici。
（qunzhuyijiangqunmingchengxiugaiwei“sanetongyitianxian”）
恶统们：……
muqianjitiaozhuanzhanglimian，zhiyoujinlixitongjidezuirangtaganxingqu。
shiyigebeidongjineng，suiranzhiyouershisixiaoshi，danshizaizheigeshijiannei，zhiyaoyourenjiejintabingqiexiangduitazuorenhexingshideshanghai，jiusuanshikoutoushangderumadouhuichufajineng。
jinliguanghuan，gumingsiyijiushitahuihuodehaoyun。
keshiyidanchufabeidong，neigerenjiuhuidaomei，zaiguanghuanzhineiganshenmedoudaomei，jianzhijiushishenshangquanbudehaoyundoutongtongxiaoshi。
jinlixitong：woniubiba！
xuexixitong：qunzhuzenmebukankanwode？
jinlixitong：nikeladaoba，xianzaiyoubuzaixuexiao，nishixiangqunzhubeirenqifudeshihoujitamenbeiyiduan《sanzijing》ma？
jiangtangjinmeishuohua，zhijiekaiqileguanghuandeshiyong。
fanzhengdengxiajiuyaojianchuanshuozhongdenanzhule，buyongbaibuyong。
yixiangdaoshuli，hanpinanzhuduitadebuxieheyane，xiaoguniangchunjiaoweigou，lengxiaoyisheng。
xiwangdaoshihou，takebiehouhui！
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陆家的领地在郊外。
jiangchengzuiguideyizhengkuaididoushuyulujia，yishanbangshui，wulunshifengshuihaishikongqidoushizuihaode。
lujiadezunguizhanxiandelinlijinzhi。
tamenyilushanglai，yipaipaibieshuchuli，rutongyigejudadewangguo。
luyuzuoweizhangmenren，ziranzhuzaizhuzhai，zhuzhaizaizhengzhongyang，sizhoujieshishumu，tingtaishuixie，yichuangzuidadebieshuchulizaizheili，touchusensenyanhan。
buguozheihaibushitamenyaoqudedifang，zhishiyinweijulijiaoyuan，xuyaolaizheilikaichequ。
jiulianxiaoguniangzijidouyoudianqiguai，luyuzheiyangdenanren，zenmehuimomingchuxianzaizheiyangdedifang，tashangchehouyemeiduoshuohua，ananjingjingdekanzhechuangwaiyishanerguodeshu。
zheigenanrenzhenshiqiangdaa，yongyouzhetiexueshouduan，benlaidelujiazaijinglilezhengduozhihouyijingchengxianxiahuazhishi，zhengyinweiluyudecunzai，caijianglujiadeshengmingyouzhongxinyangleqilai。
jiushizheimeyigedalao，quezuozaitashenbian。
xiaoguniangrenbuzhuwanwanchunjiao，xianxibaixidexiaoshoujiaozaiyiqi，chengchedemouzimanshijiaoxia。
kanyangzitahaoxiangshizaifadai，zhiyoutongzimencaizhidao。
【三恶统一天仙】
jiangtangjin：wodexianggebanfabatagaodaoshou。（sikaojpg.）
jinlixitong：？？？nishimoguima？
yangchengxitong：shushoujiuqinba！woshisaohuangdafeibanshichude！
xuexixitong：amituofo，shizhu，fangxiaenian，guiyifomenba。（qidaojpg.）