zhibojianneishuaguoyipianhahaha，ganggangeduzhoumadedanmuyezhujianhuanhexialai，wanmeirongrukanrenaodequntizhong。
xushitalianshangdenuqitaisheng，jiuzaicishi，pingmushangchuanlaiyizhenzhishengfeijiqiluodeshengxiang，yijiazhishengfeijipingkongchuxianzaipingmuzhongxin。
zheishizhibojianshoudaosirenfeijidezhuanshuhuamian。
【shangbeizishajizheibeizishajidashangyijiasirenfeiji】
zhibojianguanzhongdengdaolerenao，fenfenmobai：
【dalaohaoqi！kanrenaonengshuasanqian，ganbaixiafeng！】
youmengzhixunsushoulianlianshangdenurong，mouguangyiyi，tunhuiganggangpenrendeshengqilingren，tiantiankaikoudao：
“duoxiejijigesonglaixindaoguandeyipiancaopi！”
【kao，wojiuzhaleyixiayanjing，zheizhubojiubianlianlewc】
【shashashazheishuodedoushisha？zheixianghuama？】
【shentemejijige，bangyidageyaopaole。】
youmengzhihaobuzaiyi，cikepansuanzhediyibishouru，zhixianghengduanshifangyun。
shajigefachuyilianchuandeshenglvehao，suijizaizhibojianfaleliangtiaojiazhi100desc（xingmudanmu）：
【youzhenbenshijiubiebeikunyushoujiao。】
【wobusuan，niquremenquliangezhubo，jitasuan。】
弹幕很快沸腾起来：
【shajigehaohuai，remenqudoushijibaiwanfensidedazhubo，zheizhaoquhutunlang，miaojimiaoji。】
【bukuishiquzheigemingzidedalao，zhaozhaodoushishajiheiheihei。】
youmengzhitiaoletiaomei，xinranyingyun。
buguanrenjiazenmexiang，tashuoshouqiansuanguashishishi，renjiashualeqianyeshishishi，jisheisuanbushisuan？
gaodetaxianzaijiububeiwangbaoside。
heihuoyeshihuo，xianzaizuiguanjiandeshizhimingdu。
taguoduandakaizhibolianmaianniu，aigeshenqingremenzhubolianmai。
zhikexiyilianshenqingleershijige，dabufendoushizhijiebeijujue，youxiegaoqifendegaoguaizhuboyebuxieyulianyigezhibojianrenqibupowandexiaozhubo，danshiyoumengzhihaobuqinei，jixushenqingzhelianxian。
zhongyu，zaishenqingdaodiershisangedeshihou，pingmushangzhuanlejiquan，xianshilianxianchenggong。
shoujipingmuhenkuaijiuyifenweier，duifangdemoyanghenkuaiyingruyoumengzhideyanlian。
duimianshiyiweiqizhitianjingwenhe，chunbiandaizhedandandexiaoyidemeifu，cishizhengyikaozaioushitieyikaoyishang，yishounazheyibenyuerbaodiandeshuji，yishoufuzhezijiweiweilongqidexiaofuzaijieshaozhetaijiaoxinde。
zhiyiyan，youmengzhiweiweishouqilewannaodexinsi，renzhendaliangzheduimiandeqingkuang。
duimianrenqixiangdanggao，zaixianrenshuzuzuyoushibawan，meidengyoumengzhikaikou，zhibojianneideguanzhongmenjiushuaqiledanmukuangchao：
【aaashihuangrongmama！！！shiwodewangluomamawuwuwu】
【zhubozhenshigoushiyun！zheikeshiyinfupingtaiyoumingdemeishiqudazhubo，meitiaoshipindouyouqianwanbofangliangneizhong！】
【mamajintianzuoshahaochidelema？xuanwozuilikuaixuanwozuiliwuwuwu】
youmengzhidingzheshijitiaoyishanerguode‘mamamama’xianruchensi。
daoshiduimiandehuangrongxianfanyingleguolai，fangxiashouzhongzhengzaijieshaodeshuji，jiangyizixiangqiannuodongleyixie，gengjiacoujinpingmu，xiaozheshuodao：
“buhaoyisi，womeixiangdaozheimekuaijiulianshangxianle，suoyiduojieshaoleliangjuhezuodexinshu。”
“nineibianhaohei，shihuwaizhiboma？”
youmengzhiyaoleyaotoubiaoshizijibingbuzaiyi，suikoudao：
“suanmingzhibojian，shadounengsuan。shangzhitianwenxiazhidili，suanyinyuancaiyun，suanzhangfuchugui...dounengsuan。”
huangrongxianranjianguobushaoqiguaidezhubo，tingdeyoumengzhizheimeshuoyezhishiweiweiyileng，suihoubianwuchunqingxiaodao：
“xiaogunianghenpiaoliangya，weishenmexiaoxiaonianjibuxuehaoni？”
“yaobulaijiejiezheibian，jiejiezuijindasuanchoubeiyigexidianfang，nvhaizixuexuezuodangaoxidianshenmede，yesuanshiyimenshouyie。”
huangrongzhibojianneideguanzhongmenyeshiqizuibashedetaolunzhe：
【shilou，kanzhemeimuqingxiudianyadeyigexiaoguniang，qugandianshabuhao，pianyaolaiwangshangxuanchuanmixin。】
【huangrongmamahaishizheimewenrou，wowowoxiangqumamadexidianfangwuwuwu，buyonggongzi，zhiyaonengbaochijiuxing，woshizaitaichanmamadejuehuobaozileqaq】
【rongmamabuyongdanxintalela，zheizhuboliejibanban，ganggangzhibojianneijiuyijingyouhenduorenmaguole，tajiushisibuhuigai。mamahaishihaohaoyangtaiba，buyonglangfeihaoxinzaizheizhongrenshenshanglela。】
danmuyitiaotiaodepiaoguo，huangrongxiaozheyouweiyoumengzhibianjieleliangju，suihoubianyoujianghuatiyindaolezijihezuodexinshushang。
zhidaoyouyitongjieshaowan，caijiangzhuyililahuiyizhichenmobuyuqiasuanshouzhideyoumengzhishenshang，xiangshizhongyuzhuyidaoyoumengzhizheigeren：
“zheiyangbaxiaoguniang，zheimelengzhezongbushigeshiqing。nishuoshuowoshenmeshihoushenghaizi，huozheyuchanqidagaishijiyue，wojiusuannizhun，jinishuagexiaoliwu，ninaleqianjiuzouba。”
danmuyoushiyipianguagualuanjiao：
【mamazhenshitaihaoxinle，diankaimamazhuyejiuyoudaichanriqi，zheibujiushijiduimiankaihoumenma？】
【shilou，haiyaojiduimianshualiwuwww，hongle，yanjinghongle。】
youmengzhideyanshenluozaiduimianxianranyouliuqigeyuedadeduzishang，zhenzhuoleyixia，kaikoudao：
“haizi，nishengbuxialai。”
zhibojianduimiandehuangrongtinglecihua，xianshiyileng，suihoulianshangfanqinurong：
“什么？！”
napashizuibuhuikanyansederen，yehuizaicishishuoshangliangjugongzhudehua。
zongshisuikoucaiyigerizi，yebicishishuoyijushengbuxialaihao！
zheibujiushimingbaizhezuzhouduifangyijiduifangduzilidehaizima！
youshiyizhenkouzhubifa，youmengzhiyaoyaotou，shaoweitaigaolexieyinliang，bujibuxudeshuodao：
“zinvgongdixian，xiabajianli。meiduanwusheng，luokongwang。”
“woshuo，nishengbulehaizi。”
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