第五章 考的全都会,蒙的全都对

diwuzhangkaodequandouhui,mengdequandoudui

jiandaochunanshayouqishidetaochutadebaobei,kanqingchudongxizhongrenyihongersan,duichunandexingwei,jiyushenshendebishi。

“a,nimenxiangxinwoa,zheikeshikaiguoguangdemingbi,nengdailaihaoyunde,shaolekaoshibuguake。”

mianduisangesheyoudebiaoqing,chunanjieshiqilai,huyutamenhuilai,mingbinengdailaihaoyun,neikeshitangshishuode。

“nimenzheishibuxiangxinwo?”

sanrengeyougedexuqiu,danyanshenzhizhongsuotouluchudexinxi,rangchunandexinqing,youxiebumeiliqilai。

zheiyiketazhongyutihuidao,beirenbuxinrendexinqing,shizenmeyangde。

“nishuowomenxinbuxinnideguihua?”

zuihousanrentongshishuo,buxinchunandexie,kaoshishaozhibuguake,sheixin?

“nimenjiurenxinzheimeduiwo?”

chunanguzuoweiqu,zheizhongjumian,shangzaitadekongzhizhizhong,“xinzeyou,buxinzewu,meihaodeyuanwanghaishiyaoyou,wanyikaomanfenleni?”

taxinshengqidai,kaoshishaozhikaomanfen,gengbieshuoshaodeshiyinde,qiyunjiachengxia,youkenenghaoyunsanlian。

“hehe,xinlenidexie......”

sheyouliuluchuwanweideshenqing。

chunanjuedinghaishijitamenshaojizhangzhi,zhufuyixiatamen。

shaozhikaomanfenguranshimanmandeqidai,danshuxuekaoshiyiranrangtayouxiexinxu。

mianduishuxueshijuan,chunanganjuetoudarudou。

“haishishuayixiatiba,anlaosanshuode,laogupozaitikulimianzhaoyifenjuanzi,zhijiejiwomenkaoni。”

longhuhaodaqudao,ganjuechunanyixiangtiankai,youxiebuqieshiji。

“neiyeyoukeneng,wozhaoyifenjuanzikankan,jixiadaan。”

“heheda,jiufuni。”

“yunqihaoyeshishilideyizhong,wanyiwoyunqihao,jiuzhongjiangleni?”

“xingxingxing,nizhongjiang,woqingnichifan,jigejigezhaoyingyuxidemeinvsushelianyi。”

“一言为定。”

yixiangdaonenggoukaomanfen,huozheshuojidadekenengkaomanfen,hainenggouzhuanyicanfan,gengshijiezheqingshengdeguang,nenggougenyingyuxidemeinvxiaojiejielianyi,wanyicachugehuohua,neijiutaimeihaole。

sushechuleqingshengwai,qitasangeren,doushidanshengou,wangwangwang。

cishi,zhongrenxinxuepengpai,dalegouxue,duichunankaomanfenqidaiqilai。

suiranzhongrendouzhidao,neijihuihenmiaomang。

kaoshishaozhi,linshibaofojiaokanshu,jizhongdian,jikaoti,shidaxuesengshenghuodechangtai。

chunanqitakemeiwenti,jiyiliburuo,henjiandandejiuduishuxuetimujideqiqibaba,zaikanliangsanbian,jibenjiangsuijicongshitikulimianchoulaidetimugendaan,quanbujizhu。

jiehehaozhuanti,xuanzebijiaoyoutesedejiyixia,daxuesengmianduikaoshiderichangsuanshigaoyiduanluo。

5yue27ri,zhouriwan,20shi30fen。

shaowanshihou,shuxuekedaibiaodailaixiaoxi,“tongzhi,mingtianxiawushuxueketujikaoshi,xiwangdajiazuohaozhunbei。”

tingdaozheigexiaoxi,banjiqunlimian,dunshiaihaoyipian,dajiadoubiaoshimeizhunbeihao。

gezhongshuoguaihuadetongxuebushao,tebieshiduiyuchunanzheizhongmeicidouzhibukaoshuxuedepianketiancai,gengshinachulaizuoduibi,zengqiangzijidexinxin。

“xiongdijiemeimen,duibuzhule,gewozheiciyaokaomanfen。”

jiandaozheizhongqingkuang,chunanzenmenengrenshoudele,sanshinianhedongsanshinianhexi,moqishaonianqiong,xianzaidetayijingbushiyiqiandetale。

“laosan,biejinzhang,genwodayijuchijifangsongfangsong。”

“laosan,nishibushishoucijile?lianyideshiqingwoyidingbandao,nibieyouneimedadeyali,wohaipa。”

“laosan,shuoshuoeryi,bietingqingshengneishengkoudehua。lianyideshiqing,kange**,kaoshiguakedoushixiaoshi,gemenpeini。”

sheyoumenyekaishizaiqunlimaopao,shuoqilai。

“呵呵,等着瞧。”

chunanxinzhongyouxiegandong,buguoyebeizijidedoubisheyoumenjiqixiaole,jiantamenzuoweizhishang,dashengshuodao:“nimenjingranbuxiangxinwo,laozihaoyuansanlian。”

“hehe,biejieyi,xin,nanengbuxina?”

“jiushi,xin,jueduixin。”

“neia,wonengbuxinnima?kanwozhenzhidexiaoyanshen。”

“heheda,emmmm。”

jigesheyouzaishuabao,chunanhuiyingyigeyiweishenzhangdexiaorong,“shishishengyuxiongbian,bukaoyixia,annengbianwoshixiongci。”

“laosanjiushilaosan,zuonanrenyouzixin。”

“......”

sheyoumenzaishuoguaihua,qunlishuxuekedaibiaoyoutiaochulai,“dajiakankan,lianchunandouneimeyouxinxin,dajiahaidanxinshenme?”

“......”

shuxuekedaibiaodehuayinyiluo,qunlifengxiangbianhuan,waidemeibianle,quanbantongxuefangsong,tanxiaofengshengqilai,chunanyanranchenglezhongrendedinghaishenzhen。

duici,chunanzhinengxinzhongmonian,“wodebazhangyijingzhunbeihaole,qilvkanmadengzheqiaoba。”

“woruguogaosunimen,laosankaomanfen,qingshengjiuzhaoxiaojiejiejiwomensushelianyi,nimenhuibuhuixianmusi?”

jiuzaichunanbazhangjikenannaideshihou,laodalishengzheijiahuo,zaiqunlideseqilai,baochutamensushegenlonghuhaodexieyi,chunankaomanfen,longhuhaojiuquzhaoxiaojiejiesushelianyideshiqing。

“alie,goushengyeyouchuntian?”

“chunan,wozenmeshuonituranduishuxueyouxiwangleni。”

“+1,带上我。”

“+1,biewanglexiongdi。”

“......”

yiqunbanlidedanshenwang,gedinggedehuoyue,kaoshishenmede,zaobuzaitamenxinzhongliuxiarenhehenji。

zhongrendourenwei,chunanyangyanyaokaohaoshuxue,neishizhishiyinweixiaojiejiedelianyijihui,tagenbenkaobuhao,weizijishuodahuazhuangdan。

......

5yue28ri,xiawu14shi30fen,shuxueke。

jiaochunanbandeshuxuelaoshishigelaonvrenjiaoshou,zaibenxiaoshuxuefangmianyesuanshixiangyoumingqi。

zhibuguorenlaoyansu,jiangkeyebijiaoguban,renchenglaogupo。

laogupodaizheshijuanlai,jintiankaoshizenmeyetaobule,“bencikaoshineirongjieweiyijiaokecheng,chengjizuoweiqimopingfen。kaoshihou,jiexialaiyiduanshijiandeshuxueke,gaiweizixike。”

“呕买噶的。”

“......wodelaotiana。”

yizhenxuanxiaoshengzhong,kaoshikaishi,nalaishijuan,chunanyanqianyiliang。

tajintianshangkeyoulinshibaofojiaofuxiledabantian,kanxuanchuneitaokaoti,zhongwenzhuanti,haiyoulaogupohuadezhongdian。

yanxianalaishijuan,tafaxian,timuzhencongsangedifangzhaichaoguolai。

qianmiandexuanzehepanduanti,tiankongtilaizikebenjiazhentishijuan,houmiandejiedati,laizizhentidefujiati,zuihoudejiafentilaizizhuanti。

zheixietimu,tadouyouyinxiang,zheicikaoshibumanfen,tanengjiangshijuanchidiao。

......

xiawu16shi30fen,kaoshijieshu。

“考的怎么样?”

“zheicidetizhennan,tebieshizuihoudejiafentihejiedati。”

“......”

yiquntongxuebianmisidezouchudajiaoshi,xianrantimunandutaida,kaodedoubuzenmehao。

chunanjiaoxiashengfeng,caizheqingkuaidebufa,congdajiaoshizouchulai,yinrenzhumu。

“chunan,niganjuekaodezenmeyang?”

jiandaochunan,shuxuekedaibiaoyanqianyiliang。

zheicikaoshitayemeiyoushenmexinxin,gujiyejiujigexianshang,houmiandejiedatihefujiatizuzuyousansishifen,tameiyoubawozuodui。

“easy!”

chunandeseqilai,shuxuekaoshirujianfendeganjue,tayijinghenjiuhenjiumeijingliguo,huixiangqilaizuoshuxueshitineimeqingsongdeshihou,haizaiyinianji。

“真简单?”

shuxuekedaibiaoyouxiehuaiyi,chunanshuojiandan,erqiehaineimedese,youxiebuxunchang。

“laokefangxin,kaodequandouhui,mengdequandoudui,zheicidemanfen,wochengbaole。”

chunanxiaoqilai,xinlideyi,laokezhidaofenshuhou,liangujihuipapahong。

“hao,wodengyixiaqubanglaoshigaishijuan,wanshanggaosudajiachengji。”

shuxuekedaibiaomianrongyijiang,benlaixiangzhenachunanchulaiandingrenxin,queyutabuanchanglichupai,youxiebuanqilai。

“haoshuohaoshuo,wanshangdengnihaoxiaoxi。”

chunanxiaoqilai,youfujiatideqingkuangxia,napatayougebietimujicuo,yeshituotuodeyibaifen。