第4章 不要脸

“容瑕?”班婳听说过这位容伯爷的大名,京城无双公子容瑕,书画双绝,貌胜潘安,是个出门必受女子追逐的男人。

“zenme,qiaobushang?”anlegongzhusixiaofeixiaodikanzheta。

“pianpianjunzishiwushuang,lianshifeixianzheiyangdecainvdoucengqinkoukuazanguodenanren,duiwolaishuoyijingbushikanbukandeshangdewenti,”banhuaxiangdehenkai,“zheiyangderen,shenglaixihuandedagaishishenxianfeizibanderenwu,woa,jiubuqucouzheigerenaole。”

zaitajiyili,jianguorongxiadecishubingbuduo,danshimeicikandaociren,tadoujuededuifangbushiren。ershitianshanshangdexuelian,yekongshangdejiaoyue,suoyiliangrenyagenerjiubudajie。

jianbanhuaduichenganbosihumeishenmenannvzhiqing,anlegongzhufanerfangxinle:“xingernibuxiangmouxienvrenyiyang,weilerongxiafengfengdiandian,wodaoshifangxinle。”

banhuacishinayouxinqingqukaolvnanrenzheizhongshiqing,zhiyaoxiangdaowunianhoutabuzaishixiangjun,tajiujuedezhenggeshijiandoushiqiliangde。

zhongwuyongdeshipangxieyan,banhuazuozaianlegongzhudeyoubian,anlegongzhuzuobianzuodeshikangningjunzhu,dangjinshengshangdididenver,banhuayutadeguanxizhisuandeshangshimianqiang,pingshijiandeguanxibingbureluo。banhuazhidaotaxinggelengdan,yebuaiwangtashenbiancou,zhiditoutiaofeidadepangxielaichi。

“banxiangjunjinlaiqiaozhehaoxiangxiaojianlejifen,keyaozhuyishenti,”yiweiqianjinxiaojiekanzhebanhua,yuqiyouxieyinyangguaiqi,“youshenmeshibuyaobiezaixinli,qidashangshen。”

“shoulechuanyifugenghaokan,woyouqiconglaibubiezaixinli,yibandangchangjiufazuole,”banhuafangxiakuaizi,caganjingzuijiao,taitoupieleyanzheigeshuohuadeqianjinxiaojie,“nishinajiade,yiqianzenmemeijianguoni?”

“huahua,tashilidarendenverlixiaoru,pingshiyechangyuwomenjuzaiyikuai,”kangningjunzhuwenyan,guaneryixiao,qingshengjieshidao,“nizenhuimeijianguo?”

banhuameiyitiao,lanyangyangdao:“wojingshicongweizhuyidaoguo。”xiangchaoxiaotabeishenyutuihunhaiyaozhuangmozuoyang,banhuacongbujizheizhongrenmianzi,“yuemoshilixiaojiechuandeguoyusujingle,wozheigerenxianglaiairenao,butaiqiyanderenjiujibuzhu。”

“ni……”lixiaoruyankuangfahong,yanzhongdeleishuisiluoweiluo,jiuxiangshibeikuangfengcuicanguodexiaohuaguduo,shifendekeliansuozhe,dengdaizhebierendebaohu。

“banxiangjun,”shifeixianjianzhuangweiweizhoumei,suihouweixiaozhekanxiangbanhua,“ninzheiyoushihebi?”

满桌子寂静。

banhuaditouqiaozheyizhixieqianzi,piantouduianlegongzhudao:“zheipangxiehao,rouyouxianyounen。”

anlegongzhuzhidaotazheishiguyibudalishifeixian,wunaiyixiao:“niruguoxihuan,denghuibiandaiyikuanghuiqu。”

yizhengzhuorendouzhidao,banhuazheishiguyizhuangzuomeiyoutingjianshifeixiandehua,xinliduibanhuadeyanegangengshen。bujiushizhangzheyouyigezuodazhanggongzhudezumu,cainengruciyaowuyangweime?shifeixiankeshidangchaoyouxiangdesunnv,kebitajianeigeyoujueweiwushiquandefuqinlihaiduole。

dangzhezheimeduorendemian,bujishifeixianmianzi,zheijianzhijiushibayouxiangfudelianmianfangzaidishangcai,banhuatafenglema?

banhuafengmeifengtamenbuzhidao,danshixianzaisheiyebuganquzhaoretale,sheizhidaotahuizuochushenmefanying?naozizhengchangderenzuoshiyoujikexun,xiangzheizhongmeitounaodexingshizuofengquankaoqingxu,gentachaojiayourusiwen,bugentachaoyoujuedebiequ,suoyigancuibuquzhaorezuihao。

xiewanyuyushifeixiandoubeitaxialemianzi,tamenhebizaiqutaozheigemeiqu?

buzhidaoshibushitamendecuojue,yiqiandebanhuasuiranyouxiesuixing,danhaibuzhiyuxiangjintianzheibanbujirenyanmian。jintianzheishizenmele,nandaozhenshishenyutuihuncijileta,rangtapoguanziposhuaile?

zaichangbushaorendouzheimexiang,youxinruandekaishitongqingqitalai,haiyouxiekaishitoutoudixingzailehuo。

youleshifeixianyuxiewanyudeqianchezhijian,houmianzaimeiyourenquzhaorebanhua,zhidaoshangjuyansanchang,yemeiyousheigenbanhuaduoshuojijuhua。

“nizheigexingzibugaibianbale,”anlegongzhusongbanhualikaideshihou,renbuzhutanqidao,“xianzaidexinqiergengdale,zaizheimexiaqu,jinizhaolaihuoduankezenmehao?”

“haoriziguoyitianbianshaoyitian,zhiqiujinchaoyoujiujinchaozuibale,”banhuabushenzaiyidao,“tamenbenjiubuxihuanwo,jiusuanwoxianzaihaoshenghaoqidegentamenshuohua,daiwoluopole,tamenyehaishihuipobujidaidelaikanwoxiaohua,woyouhebijitamenhaolian。”

“shenmeluopobuluopode,haoduanduandexiangzheixiezuoshenme?”anlegongzhushixiaodao,“xiaoxinguzumutingjianzheihuashoushini。”

banhuaxiaolexiao,meiyouzaiduoshuoshenme,genanlegongzhudaobiehou,jiushanglejiaozi。

jingchengyoumingdeguwandianli,banhuaikanzhezhangjupengchulaideyupei,yaoleyaotou:“zheigebuxing,haiyoubiedeme?”

“houye,xiaodenaganpianni,zheiyijingshidianlizuihaodedongxile,”zhangjupeixiaodao,“yaobuninzaikankanbiede?”

“bukan,”banhuaitouyiniu,“dengnizheiliyouhaodongxiyihou,yezailaikan。”

“haode,houyemanzou。”zhangjusongleyikouqi,zheiweijingtinghousuiranyouxietiaoti,danshiweirendafang,zhaobudaohexinyide,yebuhuinatamenchuqi,haisuanshihaosihoudekeren。suoyijinguanwaimianrendouchuanzheiweishigewanku,tamenzheixiezuoshangrende,daoshitingxihuanzheiweijingtinghoude。

“houye,qianmianhaoxiangchushile。”banhuaishenbiandezhangsuixiaozhuerkaojinbanhuaichengzuodejiaozi,xiaoshengdao,“luzoubutong。”

“chushenmeshile?”banhuaixiankaijiaolian,tingdaoqianmianchuanchukusheng,bushaolaobaixingweizaiqianmian,youchaoyounaode,buzhidaofashengleshenme。

“niquwenwen,fashengleshenmeshi。”banhuaijizhehuifu,tingzheyoukuyounaode,youlanderaoluzou,zhihaorangxiarenquwenwen。

meiguoyihuier,xiaozhuerjiupaolehuilai:“houye,xiaodedatingchulaile,youduilaofuqijinchengmaishanhuo,nazhidaoyushanglepianzi,jidetongbijingshijiade,laotouziyiqizhixia,jingyunleguoqu。”

ruoshiyiwang,banhuaishibuhuiguanxinzheizhongxiaoshide,dantajintianchuaizaidoulideyinzimeiyouhuachuqu,biannandeqilejifenxianxin,congdoulitaochuyikuaisuiyinzi,“bazheiyinzijitamen。”

nengyongyinzijiejuedeshiqing,doubushishier。

“haolei。”xiaozhuerjieguoyinzi,yiluxiaopaozhejijinrenqun,basuiyinzifangdaotongkubuzhidelaotaitaishouli:“laotaitai,zheiyinzininaqu,qinggedafujilaoyeziqiaoqiao。”

“zheizenmeshide?!”laotaitaikanzheshoulidezheikuaiyinzi,hedeliandoubianle,youjianjitayinzidezheigerenchuanzheshanghaodemianpao,gengshibuganyao,“darenhaoyilaofuxinlingle,zhishizheimeduodeyinzi,laofukuibuganshou。”

“fangxinnazheba,zheishiwomenjiahouyejinide。”xiaozhuerjiandaozaidishangdelaoyezimianselahuang,tanlekouqi,basuiyinzisaijinlaotaitaishoulihou,zhuanshenbianwanghuizou。

“haorena!”laotaitailaoleizonghengdepengzhesuiyinzi,guizaidishangchaobanhuaijiaozidefangxiangkelehaojigetou。

younianqinglizhuangderenjianle,bangzhetajiaoleyigedafulai,meiguoyihuilaoyezibianxingleguolai。laotaitaigaoxingdeyoukuyouxiao,zongsuanshixiangqixunwensizhoukanrenaoderen,gangcaibangtadeneiweidarenjiujingshishei。

“neigerenworenshi,tagumagenwomenjiashiyuanfangqinqi,”yigechuanzheganjingdezhongniannanrenzaizhongrenjingyangdeyanshenxiahuanhuankaikoudao,“tingshuotayijiazidouzaihoufudangcha,chuandeshishanghaomianbuyi,dundundouyourouchi,houfuhaoxiexiarendouguitaguan。”

“yuanlaijingshihoufuderen,”pangbianbaixinghuangrandawu,buguojingchenglizuibuquedebianshihouyejueye,yushiyouyourenwendao,“nikezhitashinagehoufuderen?”

“neilailikejiudale,zhidaodazhanggongzhume?zheiweihouyebianshidazhanggongzhudeerzijingtinghou,fangcaisongzheilaotaitaiyinzide,dingshijingtinghouwuwule。”

dazhanggongzhudeerzi,neijiushidangjinbixiadebiaodi,neikendingshihenlihaidedarenwule。

“zheiweihouyezhenshihaoxinrena。”

zuizhong,duijingchengguizuquanzisihaobulejiedeputonglaobaixingmen,dechulezheigejielun。

buyuanchu,zuozaijiaozhongdenanrenjingjingdikanzhezheiyimu,dengrenqunkaishisankaihou,bianfangxialejiaolian:“huifu。”

“boye,buquzhongpingbofulema?”

“buqule,”nanrenpingjingzhengjingdeshengyinchuanchujiaozi,“mingrizaiqu。”

“是。”

jiaozidiaotouwanghuizou,zoulemeiduoyuan,duimianyidinghongduanchuiyingxiangjiaowangzheibianxinglai,yikanbianshinajiaguinvzhuanchengdejiaozi。

nanrenxianqijiaochuangdelianzi,kandaoleduimianjiaolianshangxiuzhefanfudemudan,zhongjianhuozhuizhezhubaoyushi,shifendehuagui。tademuguangzaijiaodingshangqianzhedehongbaoshishangsaoguo,huanhuanfangxialechuanglian。

haozaidaolukuanchang,yongbuzhesheirangshei,zheidinghongduanxiangjiaobianyuzheilandingjiaozicajianerguo,zoudeyuanle,hainengtingdaojiaozishangchuanlaidedingdingdangdangxianglingsheng。

zheixiangbanhuaisuiranraoleyiduanlucaihuilefu,danshixiangdaozijijintianyesuanshizuoleyijianhaoshi,tadunshijuedezijiyaojianguazhedeyupeigengjiaxianliangqilai,liandaizheerzilaizhaotataoyinzishideshihou,renbuzhuduojiletayibailiang。

“fuqin,bierenjiawankuyichushoudoushijiqianliangshangwanliang,womenjiadewankuyebunengshujibierena,”banhengshuaizheshouliyibailiangmianedeyinpiao,“zheirangwomenhoufudelianmianwangnaerge?”

“womenjiashenmeshihouyoulianmianle,fanzhengwomenyebuyaolian,”banhuaitingletingxiong,“meishibiechuquluanhuang,huifangkanshuqu。”

班恒:……