“zaishuoyijuwotingting!sheixianjiaobianxianpishei!”
bierzaicitangmenkoutingdezhixiao,danzhiyoutazhidao,zijia**shizhendezaixunzijiazuzong,shenzhiqianxierizihaiqinziqukanlezijiazuzongmenyitang,jinxingleyici‘youhao’dehuimian。
地府中
“nimentingting,tingtingneichouyatouyouzaixunrenle,wotangtangbujiaxianzu,rongmayisheng,weidazhoufengxianlezijideyibeizi,meixiangdaodaozuihoujuranbeiyigehoubeixundegengesansunziside,wocongshengdaosidoumeizheimediurenguo。”
“aiya,laotouzinijiubiezailaotaole,xunliangjujiuxunliangjubei,tingzhejiuxingle,nandaonihaixiangrangtazaixialaiyitangbucheng?”
“shiyaxianzu,tingzunainaidehua,ninxiaoxiaoqier,zheiyatoukebuhaore,meikanjianyanwangdarenjiangtachongdebuxingma……”
“jiushidezuyeye,haohanbuchiyanqiankui,neixiaogunainaiyikanjiubushifanren,yishenqisexiaguang,liangdenengjiangyanjingshanxia,shuobudingshinageshenxiantoutaitoudaozanmenbujia,neikeshizanjiadefuqia。”
“shuobudingzanmenbujiacongcijiupingbuqingyunleni?”
xianzuqidechuihuzidengyan:“fuqi?taxianzaimeitianzuishaodouyaolaimawoyidun,youshihoushenzhianzhaosancanliangdianma,haishizhizhebizideneizhong,zheifuqijini,niyaobuyaoa?”
“haipingbuqingyun?meitingjiantashuoyaowazufen,shaopaiweima?bujialuodaotashouli,youmeiyouyihoudouhailiangshuozhe。”
其他祖宗:……
yanwangzhanzaidifumenkou,kanzheqiheideyekong:“bendarenyemeixiangdaotajurannengzhuanshitoushengdaozheili……bale,doushitianyi,tiandao,zhongguihaishijuangutade。”
“zheiyeshijileneixierenyicihuolu,zhiwangtamenbiezaizuosi。jiushibuzhidaotazheiyishishifounengdechangsuoyuan。”
shuowanjiukanzhexiamiandeyituankanbuqingmianrongdeheiwu,zalezazui:“bendarenjide,niyijingzaizheidifugenlewojiqiannianleba,xiangbuxiangtoutaiquya?”
“bendarenhuijinilingkaiyitiaolu,kangzhuangdadaoe~yibanrenkemeizheimehaodedaiyu。”
shuowan,yixiuyihui,zijidexinfubianhuaweiyidaoliuguang,xiaoshizaiyuandi,zhiliuxia‘bububu’deshengyinzaikongzhonghuidang。
……
sanrihou,bujiazurenguoranshangmenle,zheicihaidaizhexingli。
“womenshilaiguihaiyinzide。”
erfangderenshengpaburangjin,ganmangtaochuyinpiaojikaimendezhangtianchengdileguoqu。
zhangtianchengkanleyiyanzhouweikanrenaodebaixing,yemeizangzheyezhe,dafangdejiangyinpiaozhanshichulai。
“bushishiwanliangma?zenmejiuliangwanliang?nimenbuhuishixianglaizhangba。”
“wojia**keshuole,ruoshibuquanshuguihaidehua,jiujianguan。”
erfangmiansetonghong,xiaoshengshuodao:“zhei……shijiantaiduan,womenzanshizhicoulezheimeduochulai,shengxiadewomenyidinghuihaide,women……nengbunengjinquqinzigenruoershuo。”
zhangtianchengjideburuodefenfu,jiangmenkourangkai:“jinquba,**shuole,renjinqukeyi,xinglibuxing,jiufangmenfangba。”
bujiazurenduishiyiyan,jiangxinglifangzaimenkou,genzhewanglizouqu。
“woqu,bushishuojiangjunfumeiyinzilema?zheishizenmehuishi?”
“ninkanzhezheijipenhua,shaoshuodeshiliangyinziyipen,zheishimeiyinzi?shibushizanmenshangcinadeshihouyouluoxiadea。”
“haiyouxiaren,kanzheyebiyiqianduolexuduo,tingyuanyeganjingle,zheiyaoshishuojiangjunfumeiyinzi,sheixina。”
“die,niang,neiburuomingmingyouyinzi,neitianhaizaimenkoujiangzijishuodeneimecan,rangzanmenjiangyinzihaihuilai,nayoutazheiyangde,zhenshitaiguofenle。”
zhangtianchengzaiqianmiandidailu,jiangbujiaxiaobeidehuatingzaierzhong,ruobushi**shuobunengdongshou,tahenbudeyirenyijiaobazheixiebuyaoliandequandouchuaichuqu。
qiantingli,buruozuozaizhuwei,kanzhewuyangyangzoujinlaideyiqunren,meitouqingzhou。
zuzongmen:**,zheiqunbuxiaozisun,youyaohailaoziaimale。
bujiaerfanghesanfangzaikanjiangangcaiwaimianyuanzhongdebuzhihou,youkanzhezheikongkuangdelianbayizidoumeiyoudeqianting,qinghengdao:“ruoer,suinicongxiaoyangzaiwaimian,danyeyinggaizhidaozunzhongzhangbei。”
“nayounizijizuozhe,zhangbeizhanzhededaoli?”
you~zheishijinlaile,jianmeiyouwairen,lianzhuangdoulandezhuangle?
buruonaqichabei,yanpizidoumeitai:“ershuyaoshibuxiangzhanzhe,guizhehuozhepazheyexing,ruoerbujieyi。”
“zheiqiantingshenmedoumeiyou,yejiushenggedifangdale,panimenjigebuchengwenti,buguanhengzhehaishishuzhe,dounengpadexia。”
“zhiyuyizi,neimeiyou,yinzidoubeinimennazoule,nalaideqianmaiyizi?”
zhangtianchengzoudaoburuoshenbian,jiangyinpiaodiguoqu:“**,tamenjiuhaileliangwanliang。”
buruongleyisheng,saoshilexiamianyiqunbufenderen:“baoguanba。”
erfangjiaderenyitingjiushale,dahanchusheng:“womenkeshinideqinshushen,doushiyijiaren,nandaozhenyaonaodeneimenankanbucheng?daoshihounidiequanxiayouzhi,dinghuiguainide。”
buruozhongzhongdejiangchabeifangxiale,jingdejirenxinzhongyitiao:“guaiwo?guaiwoshenme?”
“ruoshiwobujiangyinziyaohuilai,wodiecaihuiguaiwo,guaitadenvermeibenshi,beirenqifudaojiamenkoudoubuzhidaohaishou。”
erfangdeerzibubowen,congxiaojiaoshengguanyang,zhangdefeipang,dazibushijige,zheihuierjianzijiadieniangbeishuo,zhizheburuozhangkoujiuma。
“nizheigeyouniangshengmeiniangyangdexiao**,zenmegenwodieniangshuohuani?tamenhaodaiyeshinideshushen,lailebujiwomenzhunbeiyizibushuo,hairangwomenhaiyinzi,nishizenmehaoyiside?”
“kankanniyuanzhongdebuzhi,nigenbenjiubuqueyinzi!juranhaigenwomenyao,zhenshibuyaolian,nizheiyangedu,huogaijiangjunfuquandousiguang,jiushengniyige。”
buruomilemiyanjing,chaoqizhuoshangdechabeijiuzaleguoqu。
zhuntouhenhao,toupoxueliu。
张天成:漂亮!
“haizhenshichizhewojiadefan,zazhewojiadewan,haodadeliana。”
“wodieniangzaideshihougongnimenchi,gongnimenchuan,meixiangdaotamenxianzaibuzaile,nimenlianyidianerganenzhixindoumeiyou,jiangfuzhongdeyinzidounazoubushuo,hairumawozheigegunv。”
“jianguanba,rangzheijingdoudeguanyuanbaixingdoulaipingpingli,kankanzheiyinzinimendaodigaibugaihai!youzijuweizheng,wohaibuxinmeidiershuolile!”
erfangderenjianzijiabaobeierzibeida,xinzhongsuiqifendantingburuozuoyigejianguanyouyigejianguanyebuganzhize,haideduanzhexiaoliandaoqian。