第6章

“zaishuoyijuwotingting!sheixianjiaobianxianpishei!”

bierzaicitangmenkoutingdezhixiao,danzhiyoutazhidao,zijia**shizhendezaixunzijiazuzong,shenzhiqianxierizihaiqinziqukanlezijiazuzongmenyitang,jinxingleyici‘youhao’dehuimian。

地府中

“nimentingting,tingtingneichouyatouyouzaixunrenle,wotangtangbujiaxianzu,rongmayisheng,weidazhoufengxianlezijideyibeizi,meixiangdaodaozuihoujuranbeiyigehoubeixundegengesansunziside,wocongshengdaosidoumeizheimediurenguo。”

“aiya,laotouzinijiubiezailaotaole,xunliangjujiuxunliangjubei,tingzhejiuxingle,nandaonihaixiangrangtazaixialaiyitangbucheng?”

“shiyaxianzu,tingzunainaidehua,ninxiaoxiaoqier,zheiyatoukebuhaore,meikanjianyanwangdarenjiangtachongdebuxingma……”

“jiushidezuyeye,haohanbuchiyanqiankui,neixiaogunainaiyikanjiubushifanren,yishenqisexiaguang,liangdenengjiangyanjingshanxia,shuobudingshinageshenxiantoutaitoudaozanmenbujia,neikeshizanjiadefuqia。”

“shuobudingzanmenbujiacongcijiupingbuqingyunleni?”

xianzuqidechuihuzidengyan:“fuqi?taxianzaimeitianzuishaodouyaolaimawoyidun,youshihoushenzhianzhaosancanliangdianma,haishizhizhebizideneizhong,zheifuqijini,niyaobuyaoa?”

“haipingbuqingyun?meitingjiantashuoyaowazufen,shaopaiweima?bujialuodaotashouli,youmeiyouyihoudouhailiangshuozhe。”

其他祖宗:……

yanwangzhanzaidifumenkou,kanzheqiheideyekong:“bendarenyemeixiangdaotajurannengzhuanshitoushengdaozheili……bale,doushitianyi,tiandao,zhongguihaishijuangutade。”

“zheiyeshijileneixierenyicihuolu,zhiwangtamenbiezaizuosi。jiushibuzhidaotazheiyishishifounengdechangsuoyuan。”

shuowanjiukanzhexiamiandeyituankanbuqingmianrongdeheiwu,zalezazui:“bendarenjide,niyijingzaizheidifugenlewojiqiannianleba,xiangbuxiangtoutaiquya?”

“bendarenhuijinilingkaiyitiaolu,kangzhuangdadaoe~yibanrenkemeizheimehaodedaiyu。”

shuowan,yixiuyihui,zijidexinfubianhuaweiyidaoliuguang,xiaoshizaiyuandi,zhiliuxia‘bububu’deshengyinzaikongzhonghuidang。

……

sanrihou,bujiazurenguoranshangmenle,zheicihaidaizhexingli。

“womenshilaiguihaiyinzide。”

erfangderenshengpaburangjin,ganmangtaochuyinpiaojikaimendezhangtianchengdileguoqu。

zhangtianchengkanleyiyanzhouweikanrenaodebaixing,yemeizangzheyezhe,dafangdejiangyinpiaozhanshichulai。

“bushishiwanliangma?zenmejiuliangwanliang?nimenbuhuishixianglaizhangba。”

“wojia**keshuole,ruoshibuquanshuguihaidehua,jiujianguan。”

erfangmiansetonghong,xiaoshengshuodao:“zhei……shijiantaiduan,womenzanshizhicoulezheimeduochulai,shengxiadewomenyidinghuihaide,women……nengbunengjinquqinzigenruoershuo。”

zhangtianchengjideburuodefenfu,jiangmenkourangkai:“jinquba,**shuole,renjinqukeyi,xinglibuxing,jiufangmenfangba。”

bujiazurenduishiyiyan,jiangxinglifangzaimenkou,genzhewanglizouqu。

“woqu,bushishuojiangjunfumeiyinzilema?zheishizenmehuishi?”

“ninkanzhezheijipenhua,shaoshuodeshiliangyinziyipen,zheishimeiyinzi?shibushizanmenshangcinadeshihouyouluoxiadea。”

“haiyouxiaren,kanzheyebiyiqianduolexuduo,tingyuanyeganjingle,zheiyaoshishuojiangjunfumeiyinzi,sheixina。”

“die,niang,neiburuomingmingyouyinzi,neitianhaizaimenkoujiangzijishuodeneimecan,rangzanmenjiangyinzihaihuilai,nayoutazheiyangde,zhenshitaiguofenle。”

zhangtianchengzaiqianmiandidailu,jiangbujiaxiaobeidehuatingzaierzhong,ruobushi**shuobunengdongshou,tahenbudeyirenyijiaobazheixiebuyaoliandequandouchuaichuqu。

qiantingli,buruozuozaizhuwei,kanzhewuyangyangzoujinlaideyiqunren,meitouqingzhou。

zuzongmen:**,zheiqunbuxiaozisun,youyaohailaoziaimale。

bujiaerfanghesanfangzaikanjiangangcaiwaimianyuanzhongdebuzhihou,youkanzhezheikongkuangdelianbayizidoumeiyoudeqianting,qinghengdao:“ruoer,suinicongxiaoyangzaiwaimian,danyeyinggaizhidaozunzhongzhangbei。”

“nayounizijizuozhe,zhangbeizhanzhededaoli?”

you~zheishijinlaile,jianmeiyouwairen,lianzhuangdoulandezhuangle?

buruonaqichabei,yanpizidoumeitai:“ershuyaoshibuxiangzhanzhe,guizhehuozhepazheyexing,ruoerbujieyi。”

“zheiqiantingshenmedoumeiyou,yejiushenggedifangdale,panimenjigebuchengwenti,buguanhengzhehaishishuzhe,dounengpadexia。”

“zhiyuyizi,neimeiyou,yinzidoubeinimennazoule,nalaideqianmaiyizi?”

zhangtianchengzoudaoburuoshenbian,jiangyinpiaodiguoqu:“**,tamenjiuhaileliangwanliang。”

buruongleyisheng,saoshilexiamianyiqunbufenderen:“baoguanba。”

erfangjiaderenyitingjiushale,dahanchusheng:“womenkeshinideqinshushen,doushiyijiaren,nandaozhenyaonaodeneimenankanbucheng?daoshihounidiequanxiayouzhi,dinghuiguainide。”

buruozhongzhongdejiangchabeifangxiale,jingdejirenxinzhongyitiao:“guaiwo?guaiwoshenme?”

“ruoshiwobujiangyinziyaohuilai,wodiecaihuiguaiwo,guaitadenvermeibenshi,beirenqifudaojiamenkoudoubuzhidaohaishou。”

erfangdeerzibubowen,congxiaojiaoshengguanyang,zhangdefeipang,dazibushijige,zheihuierjianzijiadieniangbeishuo,zhizheburuozhangkoujiuma。

“nizheigeyouniangshengmeiniangyangdexiao**,zenmegenwodieniangshuohuani?tamenhaodaiyeshinideshushen,lailebujiwomenzhunbeiyizibushuo,hairangwomenhaiyinzi,nishizenmehaoyiside?”

“kankanniyuanzhongdebuzhi,nigenbenjiubuqueyinzi!juranhaigenwomenyao,zhenshibuyaolian,nizheiyangedu,huogaijiangjunfuquandousiguang,jiushengniyige。”

buruomilemiyanjing,chaoqizhuoshangdechabeijiuzaleguoqu。

zhuntouhenhao,toupoxueliu。

张天成:漂亮!

“haizhenshichizhewojiadefan,zazhewojiadewan,haodadeliana。”

“wodieniangzaideshihougongnimenchi,gongnimenchuan,meixiangdaotamenxianzaibuzaile,nimenlianyidianerganenzhixindoumeiyou,jiangfuzhongdeyinzidounazoubushuo,hairumawozheigegunv。”

“jianguanba,rangzheijingdoudeguanyuanbaixingdoulaipingpingli,kankanzheiyinzinimendaodigaibugaihai!youzijuweizheng,wohaibuxinmeidiershuolile!”

erfangderenjianzijiabaobeierzibeida,xinzhongsuiqifendantingburuozuoyigejianguanyouyigejianguanyebuganzhize,haideduanzhexiaoliandaoqian。