“呸呸呸!”
suchengpeizhedachibangsaojintazuilideshazi,ranhoujiukandaoyiduizhuazixiangtaxilai。
xiaoheliangzhuazigouqitadeyiling,yifeichongtian。
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faxinglingluanrutacikedexinqing。
xiaohejianzuiyizhangyihe:“dagege,womenhenkuaijiudaole,worangwoyeyezhufanjinichi。”
Ok,好的。
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tadounengzaiduanzandebengkuihou,xunsuhuifupingjing。
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zheibujiushixiaoshuolichangyongdetaoluma?
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meiguoduojiu,yirenyihedidayichuyoujingshandong。
suchengbeixiaohecubaodediujinledongli,‘kuang’deyisheng,naogusuilie。
苏爽。
很好,第n次重伤。
再不死就不礼貌了。
zheishi,shandongwaichuanlaiyilaozhedeshengyin。
“xiaobai,nishangnaerqule?”
suchengpianlepiantou,conglingluantoufadefengxizhizhong,kandaoyigehuipaolaotou,zhengxiangzheshandongzoulai。
xiaohetinglelaotoushengyin,sayazichaotapaoqu,paozhepaozhejiuyoubianchenglexiaonaiwa。
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tashunzhexiaobaidemuguangqukan,jiukandaotangzaishandonglibansibuhuodesucheng。
“这是人?”
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xiaobaigenzhepaoleguolai,wen:“yeye,dagegeshibushikuaiyaosile?”
laotoudanxinsuchengmanlianshixuedemoyanghedaoxiaobai,ruowuqishidibatadejiwotouyougaihuiletadelianshang,zheicailehehedao:“shia。”
bushi,zheiyesunliangzenmehuishi?
kanjianyourensizaitamenmianqianjiuzheimekaixinma?
魔鬼啊。
xiaobaiyuqixingfen:“neiyeye,zanmenshenmeshihoudongshou?”
苏澄:!
动手?动什么手?
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laotouyouxiezheji:“youhuakuaishuo。”
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“xiaoyewoele,xianjixiaoyelaiwanfan!”
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果然是想救我!
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laotouqile,“xiaozi,chifannengyounidemingzhongyaoma?”
“you!laotou,niganjinjilaozinongwanfanlai,fouzenibiexiangjiulaozi。”
suchengyuqixiaozhangzhiji,laotouguoranrenbuzhuxiangchouta,“nixiaozi!”
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sucheng:【huo——pei!】
【youtian,jilaoziwuliqunaoshiba?】
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【‘xiaotian’keai,nirujinjisui?】
womingyouwobuyoutianchenmole,guanyugongnengdanyizheidian,tayijingbeihenduorensuzhuxianqile。
dantameiyoushengji,shiyinweitabuxiangma?
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“niwoxiangyubianshiyuan,zheijipinshenshui,jiubianyinixiaozile。”
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suchengdahan:“nifangpi!”
“suiguquannaishishanggushenshui,shijianzhiyouduhengxianjunyirenchenggonglianzhichulaile,qishiniyigezaolaotouzishuolianjiunenglianchulaide?”
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“niganduiduhengxianjunbujing,kanlaozibudasini!”
“嚯——呸!”
suchengdongbule,zuihouzhinengyongtukoushuizheizhongdijidebanfazuosi。
laotouyigeceshan,duoguosuchengdekoushuigongji。
zhanzaitashenhoudexiaobaimolemolianshangdekoushui,guzhebaoziliandengta,tayehaobushiruodenghuiqu。
duiyusuchengdewulizhiju,laotoubingbushengqi,ershizhenjing。
“杜衡仙君?”
tatongkongzhenlie,zuijiaodalie:“meixiangdaorujindefanjiejingrucichongbailaofu,laofuhaimeifeishengni,zheijiuhanshang‘xianjun’le。”
苏澄语塞。
tawanglezijixianzaihaimeijinruxiujie,zaizheigeshijianjiedian,duhenghaimeifeisheng,suiguquanyemeiliuchuanchuqu。
tanaozifeisuyunzhuan,zhuomozhejujuezhiliaodeliyou。