第2章 我要坑孩子们的零花钱

yuchichuanyuedaodeshiyigepingxingshijie。

zheigeshijiemeiyoudaoban,ipbanquanheyanshengwukaifadebanquanfalvyeshifenwanshan,jianzhishichuangzuozhedetiantang。

suoyizaiyishidaotaxuyaochoudaoyidabiqianbaozhuliangjiagongchangshi,yuchidediyigeniantoushizuowenchaogong。

danxiangyaokuaisugaoqian,wenchaogongzaizheigeshijiehaishitaimanle。

xianzaizuihaodebanfa,haishixianbaliangjiagongchangpanhuo。

余炽总结了一下。

tayoulaizilingyigeshijiedeyanjiehezhishi,youshiniandonghuadaoyanjingli,haiyouzuodaoyanlianchudeyishouhuaji。

zaichuanyueguolaizhihou,mingxiahaiyounengshengchangancuimianheyinshuakapiandegongchang。

zuihaodebanfa,xianranjiushizaigancuimianlifangkapian,zaizheigeshijiefukechuxiaohuanxionggancuimiandeshangyeqiji!

tayuchi,yaozuo“xiaowanxiong”gancuimian!

kenghaizimendelinghua……abushi!

yaojihaizimendailaihuanle!

yuchicuozheshouxiaomimidexiangzhe。

xiaopengyoumen,yushushuyudaoleweiji,zhiyouyongnimendelinghuaqiancainengzhengjiushushudegongchangle。

xiaoyihaizaisikaoyuchidetiyi。

yitadejingyan,taduiyuchitichudexiangfa,diyifanyingshifouding。

“zanmendegancuimianshengchanxian,xianzaizhinengzuochusanzhongkouwei,erqieyinweishebeihejishudeyuanyin,womendegancuimianshenzhihaideshoudongsikaidiaoliaobao。lujiadegancuimiandouyijingshengjidaonengzhijiebadiaoliaopensagudingzaimianbingshangle。”

“jiusuanzaigancuimianlijiazengpin,neiyebunenggaibianzanmendegancuimiankouweibuxingdeshishi。”

余炽心想。

meizia,niluzizouzhaile。

qianshidexiaohuanxionggancuimian,genbenjiubushikaokouweichuming。

ershilimiandeshuihurenwuka!

yuchitongguojiansuojiyidezhi,zheigeshijiesuiranmeiyouyibailingbajiangde《shuihuchuan》,danshiqueyouyibaiweihaohande《shushanhaohanchuan》。

《shushanhaohanchuan》dediwei,heqianshide《shuihuchuan》xiangbiyebuhuangduorang。

zijiwanquankeyixuexiaohuanxionggancuimian,zuoshushanbaijiangka!

yanjianzheyuchihaizaizhuomogancuimianjiazhipaidezuofa,xiaoyirenbuzhule,zhaozhaoshourangyuchiguolai。

“nizhidaoyaozenmecainengbagancuimianmaichuquma?”

“wogaosuni,xinshangshidegancuimian,dexiangbanfayouhuakouwei,shejibaozhuang,lalongjingxiaoshang,youhuijiangjia,haidexianghaoxuanchuankouhao,zuohaoguanggao,zaiaijiaaihudizhaodianshitaibangnibaguanggaodachuqu。zheimezhetengwanzhihou,maichudegancuimianlirun……”

xiaoyishouzhibichulianggeshuzihoushuodao:“jihushisanqikai。”

yuchilengle,“zenmecaiqicheng?”

xiaoyikuxiaodao:“qichengneishijingxiaoshanghedianshitaiguanggaobumenjiazaiyiqizhuande!”

“zanmennengzhuansancheng,neihaideshichanpinbenshenzhiliangguoying,shimianshanghaimeiyudaolujiadechanpingennijingzheng。”

又是卢家?

“wojiumaigegancuimian,haidebikaihelujiadechanpinjingzheng?”

yuchidaoshiyuefahaoqizheigelujiashihefangshenshengle。

yuanshenduilujiadejiyidoushifenmohu,guanyuzijifuqinhegongsideshiqing,yedoubumingbubaide。

tadaoshixiangzhijiegenxiaoyidatingqingkuang,naihehouzheduizheigehuatiyizhishiyifuhuimorushendeyangzi。

buguozheixiedoubuyingxiangyuchixianjixiaoyixiaoluyishou。

《shushanhaohanchuan》degushi,jieheshangyishixiaohuanxionggancuimianshuihurenwukadezaoxingtedian。

dahaofugaozhihou,yuchiliaoliaojibi,bianzaizhishanggoulechuleyigeshouchishanzhang,boguanianzhudezhuangshuotoutuoxingxiang。

“xianbutilirun,nixiankankanzheishishei?”

“azhei……zheibushijingangsengluzhaoma。”

萧忆眼前一亮。

suirantaduizheifangmianlejiebuduo,danyenengkandechulai,suiranjiushijiandanderenwuzaoxingcaogao,danzaoxingdeshuipinghengao,jibibianhuachulerenwudeshenyun。

ruguoyizhengtaozhipaiderenwuxingxiang,dounengbaochizaizheigeshuiping,neijiuliantadourenbuzhuhuaqianmaiyitaozhipaihuijiabawan。

xiaoyikeshizhengerbajingdezhiyejingliren,zhuanyenengliguoying。

zheigeshijieyeyouleisijikaxiaoshoudetaolu,tahenkuaimingbaileyuchidexiangfa。

meibaogancuimianlifangyizhangka,xiyinxiaofeizhemaigancuimianchouka。

《shushanhaohanchuan》youyibaigerenwu,danfangdaogancuimianli,kendingjiubuzhishimaiyibaibaodewentile。

这招可行!

xiaoyiyanqianyiliang,dansuijiyouzhiyidao:“zanmendeliangjiachangzifawanzheigeyuedegongzi,mianqianghainengshengxiayibaiduowan。napajiangjiyadegancuimianheyinkadeyuanliaobuyongzaiewaitaoqian,danjiuzheidianqian,lianqinggehaodeshejishizuochanpinbaozhuangdouweibigou,genghekuangnihaiyaodaguanggaoni。”

yuchidao:“zheixieqianzugoule。”

“biekaiwanxiaole,jiuzheidianqian……”

yuchishenchuyizhishou,shouzhichakai,heirandao:“siwankuai,wojiunengbaquanbushejinaxialai。”

xiaoyikanyuchideyanshenfangfozaikanshazi。

siwankuaibusuanyigexiaoshumu,danqinggongzuoshizuosheji,bieshuozaoxingle,gujilianshuihuadouxianbuqilaiyiduo!

yuchizhidaoxiaoyibuxin,shenmixixishuodao:“zheinijiubudongla……”

yuchi,zuoweiyigecengjingdedonghuapiandaoyan。

biedebushuo,zuishanzhangde,jiushigezhongyixiangbudaodefangshisheng!jing!fei!

yuchibuzaijieshi,zhijiedakaidiannaoyiduncaozuo,chenggonghunjinledaxuemeishuxueyuandeliaotianluntan。

tafalege200kuaidesancaichoujiangtie,chenggongzhachuyiqunqianshuiguai。

jiezheyuchichenzhetiezireduhaimeijiangxiaqu,fabulezijiderenwu。

“sanzhongkouweidegancuimianbaozhuangdaishejiyouhua,quantaosanqian。”

“yibaizhangrenwukashangsemeihua,yizhangsanbai。”

xiaoyikandeyilengyilengde:“zheijiagetaidileba,jiusuanshizhaomeishuzhuanyedexuesheng,tamenyeweibitong……”

tadehuadoumeishuowan,diannaojiujinleyilianchuandexiaoxi。

“laobankanwo,caodaoguohaojizhongchanpindebaozhuangdaisheji!”

“laobanbiexinloushangde,tamengongqiteman。womenbaozhenghuohaohaikuai!”

“qie,womenjiangjiajiehuo!”

xiaoyikanshale,dantahaishitichulexindewenti。

“xueshengshejidejiageshibianyi,dantamennengzuohaozheixieshejima?”

yuchiyitanshou:“zheihaibujiandan,rangtamengaidaomanyiweizhibei。”

“neiyaoshigailehaojibandoumeiyoumanyideni?”

“neijiuzhongxinyonghuichuban。”

“jiujilezheimedianqian,tamennengyuanyima?”

“buyuanyi?nixinbuxintamenhaidexiexiewo。”

“你在开……”

didi,yuchidediannaoyouxiangle,shangmiandanchuleyixingzi。

“xiexieao,laobandaqi!”

萧忆闭嘴了。

她想不明白。

dantazhidao,yuchizheigejiafanggou,xianzaixiaodehenxiee。

yushushuyudaoleweiji,zhipingjiexiaopengyoudelinghuaqianhaibugou。

haideyoudapengyoubangmangbaogan,xianjitoufa,cainengzhengjiushushudegongchang!

萧忆看着余炽发愣。

zheihaishizijirenshideneigetuifeideshuaishouzhangjuma。

danbudengtaduoxiang,yuchiyijingkaishichoubeiguanggaodeshiqingle。

“zanmenxianzaijiuquliaohaidianshitaineibian,datingyixiaguanggaofeiyong。”

xiaoyibeitaxilihutudiladaoledianshitaidaloudemenkou,zheicaifanyingguolai,jimangkaikou。

“zuoguanggaokebushinaozhewande,neiwanyierjiushishaoqiana!”

“jiuzanmenchangzizhangshangdezheidianqian,gounishaoduojiude?”

“erqiedaguanggaoshibushihaiyaoqingdaiyanren,qinggedaiyanrenyouyaoduoshaoqian?”

xiaoyidezheifanhuagenlianzhupaoside,yuchibaibaishou,zhishuoleyijuhua。

“womenbuqingdaiyanren,womenzuodonghuaguanggao。”

zheihuagangyichukou,buyuanchuchuanlaileyigejianlidenansheng。

“meiqianhaixiangdaguanggao,haixiangzuodonghuaguanggao?”

“yuchi,wokannishilaihamaxiangchitianerou!”