第2章 真假网友(2049字)

“woshipianzi?nizheigerenhaoqiguaie!”

linxiaorouyilianmengbi,jianzhemianqianzheiweishaonianhualidaihuo,huiyingdao:“woconglaidoumeijianguoni!”

“zhengyanshuoxiahua,shimeiyoujianguomian,dannizaiyouliaoshang,genwolaogonglaogongjiaozhe!”

yangchenzhinengrenweishilaotianmingmingzhizhongziyouanpaiba。

yanqiandenvhai,jingranshineiweizhende‘xiaonvbucai’!

tayaotoulengxiaodao:“pianwoxiashanjinikanbing,queanpailebieren,genwowanxianrentiao,zuidufurenxina!”

“shenmeyouliao,shenmexianrentiao,wohaigennikaifang?pengyou,nishichicuoyaoleba,genbenmeiyingdeshi!”

“xiaoroua……ganjinjinlai,niyeyekuaibuxingle!”

zhengdanglinxiaoroufoudingleyangchendezhiwen,tingdaowulichuanlailaobazhangwangcaidejiaohansheng。

talianshangyizheng,chaozheyangchenhenhendedengleyiyan,paojinlewu。

“zuozeixinxu,paoleba!”

yangchenyebuxiangzaililunle,yebuzhijintianchumenyoumeiyoukanhuangli,zenmezheimedaomeia!

xiangjianwangyouba,beipianle,xianglaituigehunba,queyushanglezhaopianlidezhenwangyou。

退婚?

“wei,nizenmezoulea,woshilaizhaolinzhangyuande,tarenzaina?”

yangchenbeizheimeyidaduan,bazhengshidoujiwangjile,lianmangmaituigenlejinqu。

、“xiaoroua,chenniyeyehaiyoudianyishi,ganjingentashuoshuohua。”

zaiwuneichuangshang,tangzheyiweibashiduosuidelaoren,bizheshuangyan,zuichunfazi,luzaibeiziwaimiandezuoshou,heiqiqiyipian。

linyuxiumolemoyanjiao,qingpaizhelinxiaorou,fachukuqiang:“wenwenniyeye,haiyoushenmekejiaodaidema?”

“yeye,woshixiaoroua,nitingdedaoma?”

“ye,niyaotingzhua,jialimeilenikezenmebanya?”

linxiaorouguidaozaichuangqian,yibabitiyibaleidehuhuanzhe,jianyeyeyidianfanyingdoumeiyou。

talazheshoushihaoyiyaoxiangdezhongyi,shuodao:“yisheng,bushishuobeidusheyaole,zhiyaodalekangshengsujiumeishidema?”

“linxiaojie,woyijingjibingrendeshangkoujinxingqingxihexiaodu,yedalekangshengsu,kexiaoguomeijianhaohaigengyanzhongle。”

yishengzhangtandao:“woyijingjinlile,yaoshizaoyidianhanwoguolai,yebuzhiyuzhongduneimeshen。”

“爷爷……”

linxiaorouwalayisheng,kudegengdashengle。

“ai……baa,nidangzheigejia,jiumeihaohaoxiuxiguo,yihouxiangzhiwangshangdageguanzheigejiashibukenengle,jiaodaowoshouzhong,woyepadaibuhaoa!”

linyuxiudaoshikanguanleshengsiyiban,daizhezhongyichulai:“yisheng,mafannile,wosongsongni。”

“等一下。”

“jiranshizhongyi,yaoxiangliyouyinzhenba?”

yangchenzaojiuzhanzaitamendeshenhou,kanzhelinxiaorouneixinsuidekusheng,xinliyouxiebushiziwei。

suirantashejipairenrangyangchenlailegexianrentiao,dannianzaiyipianxiaoxin……

tashuodao:“yinidemiaoshu,zhiliaofangfameiyouwenti,zhikexibingrenzhongdebuzhishishedu,haiyoulingyizhong!”

“qiaqiashiyinweidalekangshengsu,jiasubingrentineidusudesanbo,zheicairangshentiehuade。”

“nisheia?nalimaochulaide,zaizheilihushuobadaoshenme?”

linyuxiuheyishengbeiyangchenlanzhulequlu,zhiwenzhe。

“nizenmejinlaile!nidaodixiangganshenme!”

“linxiaojieshiba,xianzaibugennitanzanliangzhijiandeshi,buxiangniyeyejiuzheimebumingbubaidesile,jiuqingrangkai!”yangchenyigejianbushangqian,zhijiejiuanzhelinzhangyuandeshouwanhaolexiamai,quedingdao:“guoranruci!kuaidiannazhenlai!”

yangchenzixiaolianchengle《xuantianshenhunjue》,haomaikanbing,keshidumenjueji。

tacongyishengyaoxianglinalaiyinzhen,zhijiejiukaishijinxingshizhen。

“xiaorou,zheishenmerena?”

“wo,woyebuzhidaoa,zaimenkoudahuxiaojiaodejiaoyeyemingzi,yidiansuzhidoumeiyou,haishuowogenta……”

“huo~~zheizhenfa,qile!”

jiuzailinyuxiuhelinxiaorouqingshengdiyushi。

neiweilaozhongyi,kanzheyangchenyongyinzhenzaijigexueweishangzhaxia,bingrenshoubeishangdeheisedusujiusuizheshangkouliulechulai。

bingrendeshoubei,jiuxiangshishuikulishuiweixiajiangyiyang,ranheideshoubei,manmande,manmande,bianbaileguolai。

“xiaoxiaonianji,xingyunliushuiyibandezhenfa,yaomeiyougesiwushinianlianxi,genbendabuchenga!”

“linxiaojie,nishinalizhaolaideshenyia,zheiyetaishenleba,woxingyiyibeizi,touyicijianrucigaoshenzaoyi,shenrena,taishenle!!”

老中医的惊叹声。

kebalinxiaoroujiwenzhule,tayegaobuqingchuzhuangkuanga!

yedeque,yeyeshoubeishangdedusu,heisedexue,quandoudidaoledishang。

“haole,sheduyijingqingganjingle。”

“zhiyuhaimeiyouxing,shiyinweizhangqifuyongmanxingduyao,shoudaokangshengsude**,rangtaxianrulehunmi。”

yangchenqishen,shuaileshuaishou,shiyilinxiaoroutamenbiekaotaijin:“tuihou,yuandiankan,bieyihuijiannimenyishen。”

“砰!”

下一秒!

yangchenyiquanjiujizhonglinzhangyuandefubu!

“噗!!!”

linzhangyuandeshentishoudaolezhongchuang,zuilijiuxiangshipenquanyiyangpensachulai。

chuangshang,dishang,quandoushioutudedongxi。

“你!!杀人啊!”

“yeye!wei!!nizheishiganshenmea!”

“shenren,zheiyoushishenmezhiliaobanfa,woxingyiyibeizi,wensuoweiwen,jiansuoweijiana。”

“咳咳咳……”

shenhoujiren,dashengdejianjiao,duiyangchenzheilumangdexingweibiaoshichize。

suihou,linzhangyuanjijiqiangsheng,tuganjingzuilideoutuwu,qingxingleguolai。

“xiaorou,yuxiu,zheishizenmele?wohaihuozhe??”

linzhangyuanshuangyandakaileyitiaofeng,youqiwulidekaikoudao:“xianzaishufuduole,ganjuehuoguolaileyiyang。”

“yeye……nixingle,nizhendexingguolaile。”

linxiaoroutingdaoyeyedeshengyin,jiugenzuomengyiyang,yishengdouwunengweili,meixiangdaobeizheishaonianyifanzhetengzhixiahuoguolaile,takanxiangyangchenxinzhongwuweizachen:“woyeye,meishile?”

“nimenxianwenwen,bingrentuchulaidedongxishibushiyouguyouqiwei?zheishizhangqishiyongzhurouyubaihe,zaitineileiji,darukangshengsucaibaofachulaide。”

yangchennieleniebizi,jixushuodao:“xiaduzhiren,yinggaishinimenjiazhongren,yongzheizhongbanfarangrenzhisi,shenbuzhiguibujue,zhikexiyushanglewo。”

“你瞎扯!”

“jialidefancaidoushiwozuode,wokemeixiangyaohairena!”

linyuxiujidetiaoleqilai,manliantonghongnuchizheyangchen:“nidaodishishenmeren,weishenmeyaowuxianwo!”