“womeishuoshinixiadedua，womenlinjiajiuniyihaorenma？niganmayaojiyupieqingni？”
yangchenheheyixiao，kanzhelinyuxiuyifuxinxudeyangzi，tanshoudao：“qingguannanduanjiawushi，wozhishizhaoshishuoeryi。”
“nihushuo，nixuekoupenren！”
“zhangwangcai，nizheigemeiyongdenanren，gengemutouyiyangdechuzaizheiliganshenme？zheishenmea，buqingzilai，shibushidagedasaotamenqinglaixianhaiwodea！”
linyuxiuganjuebeipolezangshuixibuganjingside，duizhezijidelaogongzhangwangcaipitougailiandeyitongdama：“nizheigefeiwu，ganjinbazheigerenjiwoganchuqua！”
“哦哦哦……”
“dengdeng！wohaimeisini，shenmeshihoulundedaonishuohua！xiaorou，fuyeyeqilai。”
linzhangyuanhuanlejikouqi，daheyisheng，youshilianlianqiangsheng。
tabeilinxiaoroufuqi，lianshangdechezheyinjidaoleyikuai，fenfendao：“linyuxiu，wozenmejiushengchulenimenzheiduixiongmeiliang，jiushiyiduihuobao，nidagechengtiandiaoerlangdang，dangbadedoukuaisile，yebujianrenying。”
“zhiyunilinyuxiu，zheiyigeyue，tiantianzuozhurouchaobaihejiwochi，nishihejuxinwobuzhidao？wochizaoyouyisi，linjiadedongxichizaoshinimende，zheimekuaijiuxianghaisiwo，youzheimequeqianma？”
“renjianianqingrenjiulewoyiming，shuodedoushishihua，nihaixiangsharenmiekoubucheng？nishichilexiongxinbaozidana！”
buyongbierenshuo，dangshirenzijibahuadoutankailejiang。
yixiazijiuranglinyuxiujibishanglezui。
“ba，yuxiu，yuxiutabuzhidaozheiliangzhonghunzaiyiqichaohuizhongdu，tashixiangbiaoshiyixiaxiaoxin，jianniaichijiu……”
“zhangwangcai，xuyaonitiwojiaobianma？naliangkuainadaizhequ！”
linyuxiubulinglaogongzhangwangcaidekaituo，touyipie，ziyudao：“linjiazaijiangdongyejiuneimeyihuishi，yaoshijiaojiwodali，kendingyebuhuicha！”
“wo，wo，wozenmejiushengchunizheiyangde……kekeke……”
“yeye，nibieshengqile，womashuodedoushiqihua，xianzainimeishibishenmedouhao。”
linzhangyuanhuibudangchu，zaozhidaoshenglezheilianghuose，zaogaihuqiangshangqu，tajianxiaorouqingpaizhebei，huanguojinglai，jixushuodao：“yihoulinyuxiubiejiwojinchufang，meineishilihaixiangdangzheigejia？jiwoxiancongxiarenkaishiganqi！”
“haole，doujiwoxiaquba！wangcai，balaozhongyidefeiyongfuyixia，songtalikai。”
linzhangyuanbarendouhongxialouzhihou。
tazhuantouduiyangchenshuodao：“nianqingren，duoxiexiangjiu，jintianyaobushini，wozheitiaolaomingkesuanshimeile，xiaorou，kuaibeichashui。”
“不必了！”
yangchenbailelinxiaorouyiyan，tachengrenbudongnvren，zaijializaizhangbeimianqianyifuxiaoshunmianmushiren，zaiwaimianhaipairenjiyangchenxiatao。
tanachulejiezhi，dijilelinzhangyuan：“woshifurangwonajiezhijiniyikan，shuoshinihuijiwoanpaihunshi，woxianzaigaosuni，zheigehunshijiububijiwoanpaile，woxiexienile。”
“zheijiezhi……zheishiziyunshanluobanxiandesuishenzhiwu？nijiushitadetudiyangchen？aiya，nidouzhangzheimedalea！”
“laile，laile，zhongyushipandaole，dangnianwoyuluobanxiandeyueding，zhongyukeyishixianle！”
linzhangyuanjieguojiezhi，zixidaliang，xiangshixinzhongzanglejishiniandexinbing，dedaoleliangfang。
tagankaiwanqian，yankuangfanhong，jidongdelazheyangchendeshou，zhuantouduilinxiaoroushuodao：“xiaoroua，yangchenshiluobanxiandetudi，dangniannisangeyuedaneihuigaoshaobutui，weizaidanxi，shiluobanxianjiuleni。”
“luobanxiansuanguo，shuonimingliquejin，nikannixianzaigongsilaoshizuobuqilai，xianzaihaole，zhiyaoniheyangchenjielehun，yiqiedouhuihaozhuan。”
“什么！！”
“结婚？？”
linxiaoroudajiaochulai，zheizhuanzheyetaikuaileba？
zheicaishuodaonaa，yixiazimaochujiehunzheihuatilai，genbushanga。
linxiaorounaodailiwengwengde，nanyijieshoudao：“yeye，nishuoshenmeni，wogentajiehun？wocaibuyaoni，woliantadoubulejie，jiujiajitale？”
“biebiebie，linxiaojie，biezizuoduoqinghaoma？sheiyaogennijiehunle，meitingwogangcaishuodema？”
nibushuang，butongyi，woyangchenhaibutongyini！
yigebiaolibuyidenvren，renqianyitao，beihouyitao，gennijiehun，shenmeshihouyoubeinijizhengsidoubuzhidao。
yangchenlianmangdazhu，duilinzhangyuanshuodao：“linlaoyezi，woshilaituihunde，gaosuni，niyuwoshifudeyuedingjiucizuofei。”
“yangchen，shimingnanweia！”
“zaishuo，zheihunshishiwomenzhangbeidingxiade，nimenxiaobeiweiyoucongming！”
linzhangyuanjiezheduilinxiaoroushuodao：“xiaorou，yeyeshiyijiazhizhu，hunlidaoshizhaogerizizaiban，niliangxianzaijiuquminzhengjudengji。”
“爷爷，我这……”
“qua，wohuihainibuchengma？nibuqushiba，neiwoxianzaijiusizainimianqian！yangchen，niyebuqushiba，nigangcaishizenmezhide，zhongxinfanzhezhihuiqu，wojiuzheimesidiaosuanle。”
“……”
hai……zheilaotou，shuaqiwulailai，zheimeyoujingyan。
yixiazi，jiujiangzheiduinibuqingwobuyuandenannv，jizhifule。
一个小时后。
民政局门口。
yangchenhelinxiaorounazhehongbenbenchulai。
congmoshengren，miaobianfuqi，shenfendezhuanbian，zheidiyijuhuahaizhenbuzhishuoshenmehao。
“那个，林……”
“nijiulewoyeyedeming，wotingyeyede，danwomenbushiyigeshijiederen，qitadehuawojiubushuole。”
linxiaoroumomingqimiaoduoleyigelaogong，huansheiyejieshoubule，bijingtayouyanyoucai，napajiazudizibo，zhenyaozhaolaogongyebuzhaoyangchenzheiyangdeya。
yeyezhimingbukewei，yisixiangbi，zongeryanzhi，linxiaoroudaxinyanlibujieshouzheiduanhunyinde。
tanachucheyaochi，kailechemen：“woxianqutanggongsi，nizijihuijiaba。”
“bushi，nibiebazijizhengweiqulea，wozheihaiweiquzheni！”
yangchenwangzhechezishiyuan，kandailexujiu，zhidaoxiaoshizaishixianzhong，zuiliyetaotaogebuting。
真是造孽啊！
wojiushilaituigehun，zuihouquejinrulehunyindefenmu。
“唉哟……”
yangchenhaoxiangdatukushuishi，turanjianbangyizhuang，tingdaoyishengcanjiao，huiguoleshenlai。
yigeyinfalaozhe，qibashisuideyangzi，daozailedishang……
吃一堑，长一智。
zaijiashijiudianlijileilejingyan，yangchenganduanding，zheilaozheshixiangpengci，xiangeta！！