第5章 显得极为愚蠢

shinianqingzenmeyemeixiangdao:huohanjingdedongzuo,huirucixunsu。

gengmeixiangdao,tadeshouduanyubenshi,huirucideleilifengxing、leitingwanjun。

xiongmengderangrencuoshoubuji,fangbushengfang。

neiyike,shinianqingshenkeditihuidao:huohanjingyidandongleshanian,guozhenbuhuiliuxiapiankedeshannian,rangduifangyousihaodechuanxi。

gujiachushi,jinjinshizaisantianzhihou。

diguoshijian:qidianshiwufen。

yiyexiyumianmian,ruodadedicheng,beiyicengbaisedeshuiwubaoguo,shenchenyouhouzhong,yayiderangrenwufachuanxi。

tianweidaliang,shijianwanwuhaimeiconganningjingmizhongsuxing,keshigujiabieyuan,quezaoyiluanchengyituan。

shinianqingchengzheyibaheisan,ananjingjingzhanzaigujiadamenwai,kanzhechuanzheheiyiheikudaizhebaiseshoutaodejianchaguan,mianwubiaoqingjiangyinzhesdiguoguohuidefengtiaotiexiangzhuhongsededamen,quebeizaoyishiqulizhidegufurenyibahenhendaluo。

lizaiyipangdebaibaisheng,tiaolexiameitou,pixiaoroubuxiaodiconghoulongliyouyouhengdao:“zheiyoushihekuniguxiansheng,yuqikanzhegujiayiwusuoyou,haiburu……”

shuozhe,baibaishenghuayuyidun,duizheshenpangdeguanshishilegeyanshen。

guanshilikexinlingshenhui,lianmangjiangyifenwenjiandishangqu。

baibaishengjiezheshuo:“qianlezheifenwenjian,gujiabujinnengbaozhuzheizuobainianfudi,hainengnadaoyibibufeidepeichangjin,gounimengujiachichihehejibeizidoubuchoumeiqianhua。guyuyouyan:shishiwuzheweijunjie。guxiansheng,gushijituan,yiranwulihuitian,buyaozaizuowuweidechuisizhengzha,xiandejiweiyuchun。”

gufengranyitingzheihua,shuangmudouranyipianxuehong:“nimenbaijiajiushiyiqunmeiyousihaorenxingdeqiangdao,bushixinxinniannianxiangyaogushime?!wogaosunimen,jintianjiusuanwosizaizheili,yebuhuiqianzheiyourumenmeideheyue,nimensilezheitiaoxinba。”

baibaishengdoukuaibeigufengranqixiaole:“qiangdao?!guxiansheng,wodushushao,nibuyaoyaowenjiaozisuisuibianbianjiwomenbaijiaguanyirucizuiming。zijijingyingbushan,zenfandaoguaiqishougouzhedebushile?!gufengran,niyinggaiganji,ganjibaijiahaiyuanyijieshounimendelantanzi!!”

gufengranbeibaibaishengdehua,qidequanshendouzaifadou,lianhuadoushuobuchulai。

baibaishengsihuyouxiefale,meinaixingentamenzaihaoxiaqu,lengyouyoudihengdao:“gufengran,wozaiwennizuihouyibian,zheishougouhetong,nidaodishiqian,haishibuqian?!”

miaodaogufengranzhishibazuichunmindegengjin,yagenjiumeiyousongkoudeyisi,baibaishengxiaodao:“nizhendangyiwei:meiyounigufengrandeqianzi,womenjiunagushimeiyouyidianbanfale?!”

yanbi,baibaishengzhuanshenjiuwangwaizou。

gufengranhedengcongming,dangjishensejingkongdidashengwendao:“nizheihuashenmeyisi?!”

baibaishengtingxiabufa,manmanyouyouhuiguoshen,qujiangufengrankonghuangnanandemoyang,tahenshiqieyixiaozhangdichuileyijikoushao:“tingshuoguigongziqulejingchengxunqiurongzi,zeze~,yebuzhidaohuibuhuidelai。”

chaneijian,buzhigufengran,jiuliangufurenlianshangdexuesedoujisutunjin。

xueqibiaoshengzhitouding,gufengrandangchangjiudaolexiaqu。

顾夫人魂飞魄散。

“laogong,nizenmele?!”

“buyaohewo,laogong——!!”

“jiuhuche!!kuai,bangwojiaojiuhuche……”

shinianqingtingjianhusheng,rengleheisan,batuijiuwangyuanzilipao。

erbaibaishengzenmeyemeixiangdaohuizaizheiyangdechanghexia,yudaoshinianqing。

chouzhefeibenerlaideneimojiaoxiaoshenying,tademuguang,yinzhihenli,haosicuiledu。

zaishinianqingcongtashenbianjingguozhishi,baibaishengehenhendicongyafenglijichulianggezi:“jianren!”