dangtingdaozhoushuyishuo，yaoyiqiwanyouxideliangren，jingranshidaixiaomeihejinpaijiangshilaoma，zhenggezhibojiandouhaile。
“woqu，zhendejiadea？”
“66666”
“qifei！sanchukuangxi！”
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“牛逼！牛逼！”
zhenggezhibojiandedamu，shunjianputiangaididexilai。
ruguonikaideshiquanpingdanmudehua，cikenizaipingmushangdoukanbujianrenle。
shenfengcikeyeyouxiejidongle，tasuiranbudashejileiyouxi，yebuzenmekannvzhubotiaowuchangge，keshitaqueshiyaowanyingxionglianmengde。
金牌讲师捞马。
tapingshikemeishaokanzheigerendezhibo。
erlingyigedaixiaomei，suirantameizenmekanguotadezhibo，danyeshizhidaozheigerende。
juedidataoshademeinvdazhubo。
zheilianggerenzaidouyu，neidoushinenggoupaimingjinqian10deyouxidazhubo。
meixiangdao，zhoushuyixianzaijingyaogentamenlianggelianmai。
shenfengbuyoudeqidaileqilai。
henkuai，maijiulianlejinlai。
“hello，dajiahao，zheilishidaixiaomei！”
“pengyoumenhao，woshinimendejinpaijiangshilaoma！”
tingdaozheilianggeshengyin，zhoushuyiyeshilimashuodao：“huanyinghuanying，huanyingliangweilaidaowodezhibojian。”
yucitongshi，danmuyegenzherenaoleqilai，liangjiadefensiyefenfenyongjinzhibojian，fazhegezhonggeyangdedanmu。
yishijian，zhoushuyidezhibojian，zaiciyinglaileyilundanmuxiaobaofa。
jidongguohou，daixiaomeineibianlvxiankaikouwendao：“shuyi，nirangnilaogongjiwomenkankana，zheiyizhibululianyoushenmeyisi？”
“wotongyi，zhoushuyinijiehunbugaosuwomenjiusuanle，lianlaogongdouburangwomenjianjian，haishibushipengyoule？”jinpaijiangshilaoma，yeshilijifuhedao。
suizhezheiliangweidazhubodejiezouyidai，zhibojianyouzaicifengkuangleqilai。
“jiushijiushi，shuyinitingting，haibugankuairangnilaogongchulailugelian！”
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“weiweiwei，loushangdezhuyidian，langshushishuyidenanren。”
“zenmele？wogenshuyiqingtongjiemei，talaogongjiushiwolaogong，youshenmewentima？”
“666，loushangdeniubiya，qianglaogongqiangdezheimezhengdaguangming！”
zhibojiansuoyousuoyoudouzaihuyuzhoushuyilaogonglulian。
kandaofengkuangdeshuiyoumen，zhoushuyilimahandao：“wa，nimenbiedaiwojiezoua，wolaogongtabuxianglulian。”
keshidajiadoubuguan，yijiuhanzherangzhoushuyilaogonglulian。
huoxushizhibojianshuiyoumentaiguoreqingle，zhoushuyizijidoubuzhidaogaizenmebanle。
tataiqitouqiaoqiaodekanleyiyanshenfeng，xiaoxinyiyidewendao：“yaobu，nijitamenkanyixia？”
shenfengxiaolexiao，yaoyaotou，suihouzijijieshidao：“geweibuyaoneimejidong，jintianjiubujidajialulianle，yihouyoujihuizailaiba。”
shenfengdeshengyinchongmancixing，lingsuoyounvshuiyoutingdaodouxinliyizhenyangyangde。
“a，bukuishiwolaogong，shuohuashengyinzhendehaohaotinga！”
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“loushangdenizaixiangpichi，meikandaogangganglangshushuale500gechaojihuojianma？”
“haojiahuo，wozhijiehaojiahuo！”
“niubiya，yigegepingshiduomexihuanzhubo，genzhuboqingtongjiemei，yipengdaohaonanrenle，gegedoupaolaiqiangle，nimenkezhenxing。”
kandaozhibojiandeneixiedanmu，shenfengyouxiewunai，tafaxianzijijiusuanshishuohuahaoxiangdoubuxingle。
zhoushuyigengshizhijiechongzhezhibojiandeneixieshuiyoumenhandao：“weiweiwei，nimengaoqingchudian，zheikeshiwolaogong！yigegedouzaixiangshenmeni？”
“shuyi，nilaogongzhendebunenglugelianma？”daixiaomeideshengyinzaicichuanlai。
buzhidaoweishenme，zhoushuyikandaodaixiaomeineizhangbubizijichadelianpang，jingranxinliyouxiedanxin。
“bulu，wolaogongtabuxianglu，nimenjiubuyaoqiangpotale。”zheiyici，zhoushuyideyuqijianjuelehenduo。
jiuliantazijidoubuzhidaoweishenme，fanzhengtadeneixinzaigaosuta，zijibunengrangshenfenglulian。
“aiya，shuyishengqile，kanlaishidanxinzijinanrenbeiwomenkandao，beiqiangzoua。”
“feihua，nilaogongruguoshuaidejingtiandongdi，niyehuidanxinde。”
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“meijianguo，danshinengyouzheimehaodesangyin，zheimehaodetixing，nengchadaonaliquni？”
“wojuedeyoudaoli，kuangqienengbeiwomenshuyikanshang，shuaishizuijibende。”
haoba，zhibojiandeshuiyoumen，duanduanjingguozhoushuyizheimesanyanliangyu，jingranjiukaishicaiceqishenfengshiyigedashuaige。
suirantamencaideshimeicuola。
jiandajiahaizaitaolunzijilaogong，zhoushuyilimachakaihuatidao：“haolehaole，dajiadoubuyaotaolunwolaogongle，zheiyangba，womendayouxizenmeyang？”
suizhezhoushuyichakaihuati，lingyibiandejinpaijiangshilaoma，yeweilefangzhitaganga，yesuishengfuhedao：“womeiyijian，nimenxiangwanshenme？yingxionglianmeng？”
“yingxionglianmengwohencaideya，yaobuwomenwanjuediqiushengba？”daixiaomeitichulexiangfandeyijian。
bijingtashijuediqiushengdedazhubo，tagengxiangwanzijideqiangxiang。
“keshijuediqiushengwoyemeiwanguojici，wohencaideya，haishiwanyingxionglianmengbijiaohao。”jinpaijiangshilaomadao。
henxianran，tamenliangdouxiangzaizijishanzhangdelingyuwanyouxi。
yankanliangrensheiyezhengbuguoshei，zuihouzhoushuyizhanchulaijitamentilegeyijian。
“jirannimensheiyeshuofubuleshei，neigancuizheiyangba，rangwozhibojiandeguanzhonglaizuoxuanzehaoba，kou1jiuwanjuediqiusheng，kou2jiuwanyingxionglianmeng，zheiyangzonggongpingleba？”
“xingba，womeiyijian。”daixiaomeibiaoshimeiyijian。
“woyemeiyijian。”jinpaijiangshilaomayediantoutongyi。
yudaozheizhongzuoxuanzedeshihou，jirantamensheiyeshuofubuleshei，haiburujiaojishuiyou，hainengdiaodongguanzhongdereqingni。
jianliangrendoumeiyijian，zhoushuyilimaduizhezhibojiandeguanzhongmenshuodao：“neihao，jirantamenliangdoumeiyijian，neiwomenxianzaizuogetoupiaozhuangzhi，dajiafadanmu，nagedanmuduo，womenjiuwanneigeyouxi。”
suizhezhoushuyishuowan，manpingmudouchongchizhe111，222dedanmu。
shenfengzhanzaiyipangkanzhemeiyoushuohua，shuoshihua，tabenrenqishishigengxiangkanyingxionglianmengde。
buguozheibushitadezhibojian，takanzhejiuxingle。