第1章 直播:我真的是海王(2059字)

“轰隆!”

一声巨响。

qiaojiazhuangpangbiandeshancunconglinzhong,yikecantiandashumanmandaozaidishang,jiqiyidichentu。

curuchengnianrenyaozhideshuganbizhiguangjie,congduankouchukeyikandaoyicengcengpiaoliangdewenli,xianranzheikeshu“nianling”buxiaole。

qiaoxiangcalecaetoushanghanshui,manyidedianlediantou,zheimutougaodajieshi,zuochuandelongguzaihaobuguole。

没错。

tayaozijizaochuan,chuhai!

qiaoxiangshigedaxuesheng,biyehouyinweiyaozhaogushengbingdemuqin,zhinenghuihaibianlaojia,weicitadefujianvpengyoulinruoyiyehetafenshoule。

不过他并不后悔。

yinweiyigeyueqian,tabangdingleyigexitong。

“海王直播系统”!

ci“haiwang”bingfeibi“haiwang”。

shigezhenzhengyiyishangdechuhaidayude“haiwang”!

xitonggongnenghenjiandan,meitianqiandao,xitongjiuhuijiangligezhongjineng。

shenme“chujibuyujishu”、“wannengzaochuanjishu”、“hanghaijineng”、“rennaohaitu”……

pingjieyigeyuedeqiandao,taduihaiyanghehangxiandelejie,biyoujishinianjingyandelaochuanzhanghaiyaofengfu。

“cailiaozhunbeidechabuduole,kaiqizhiboba!”

qiaoxianghuayingangluo,tapangbianshengqiyigeheihuhudezhinengshexiangtou,tongshitazaidouyupingtaidezhibojianyeliantongle。

mingzijiujiao“wannenghanghaiwang——woshiyaochengweihaizeiwangdenanren!”

“jintianhaiwangjiwomendailaishenmejiemuxiaoguoa!”

“ruguomeijicuo,zuotiantashuoyaozhibozaochuan!?”

“shengmingzhiyouyici,zhenxishengming,buyaozuosia!”

……

当然。

qiaoxiangdezheizhibojianyeshixitongbangdingshihouzengsongde。

qiaoxiang:“xiongdimenmeicuo,huanyingdajialaidaozhibojian,jintianwoduixianchengnuo:zhibozaochuanchuhai。”

“qishizaoyigeyigerenjiashidechuan,bingbunan,bijing,woyebuqushenhai,zhishizaijinhaibuyueryi。”

“zhubobiedouwoxiaole,nizhidaojinhaiyouduodame?nizijizaochuanbuanquanbushuo,youguanbumenyebuhuirangmeiyouzhizhaodechuansuibianchuhaide。”

“9494,zhubohaishilaolaoshishimaiyitiao,zheixietianhanhuangyinggaijinishualebushaoqianle!”

弹幕纷纷劝说。

qiaoxiangyaoleyaotou,rangzhibojianhuamianduizhundishangdemucaihegezhonggongju,shuodao:“dajiafangxin,woruguochuhai,yidinghuizhibo,wozaidaxuedeshihouyexueguohanghaizhishi,anquanfangmianbuyongkaolv。”

“xianzaijiukaishidiyibu,zhizuolonggu!”

duiyisouchuanlaishuo,longguzhiguanzhongyao,juedinglezheisouchuandeguimohejieshichengdu。

diaodongnaohailidezaochuanzhishi,qiaoxiangqingcheshuludeshiyonggezhonggongju,buduoshi,yigebianpinghuxingdelongguchuxingjiuzuohaole。

“**,zhuboyoudiandongxia,xiangmoxiangyangde。”

“ng,zhubozhenyouliangxiazi,meiyoujishiniandemugongjingyanzuobuchulai。”

“haiwang,jintiannenggaodingzheisouchuan,wosongniyigepiaoxuehuojian!”yigemingzijiaozuohanshoutinghoudejinsedanmupiaoguo。

jinsedanmu,zheishidouyupingtaizuidingjiyonghucainengshiyongdeshenfenbiaozhi。

quandouyujishiwanyonghu,yezhiyouliaoliaoshijigerenyou!

“haode,xiexiehanhuang,jintiandashanglaidediyitiaoyu,womianfeisongni!”qiaoxiangxiaolexiao,shoushangyebutingdun。

“longgudajiayinggaidouzhidao,shiyisouchuanzuizhongyaodejiegou,xianzaishehuiyuchuanjibenshangdoushiyonggangjiegouzuolonggude,dantiezhigangtiesuiranjieshi,kerourenduqueshichabushao,yudaofenglanghougengrongyibenglie,jinhaihangxingyuanburuconglinyuanmu!”

“haoxiangyoudiandaoli?zhubosihushigelilundashi?youmeiyoudonggechulaidayibozhubodelian?”

“dajiahao,woxingdong,jiaodongge,zhuboshaba!”

“loushangbienao,woshihualongzaochuanchangdedafuduweizhong,zhuboshuodemeimaobing,youqishijinhaideyuchuan,dequeshiyuanmucaizhidezuihao,youqishibainianyuanmu,buguo……zhubozheishidasuanzizhiyuchuan?”

yigemingwei“nanhaidafuduweizhong”dedanmupiaoguo。

“**zhenshiduweizhongdafu?wokanlezheixiongdideziliao,douyuguanfangrenzhenghanghaijia?”

“kanlaizhubobushiqishidaomingzhitua,jixuweiguanchigua。”

“deleba,lilunzaiqiangyoushayong,dengyigefanchuan!”

qiaoxiangpieleyiyandanmu,shoujiaobuting,youzhizuoleyikuainilongfanbu。

nilongcaizhisuiranchouleyixie,danjieshichengdumeideshuo,wanquanzugouzhichengjinhaihangxing。

zhiyuqitadecailiao,qiaoxiangdouzhishimaileyuancailiao,yibianzhizuo,yibianzhibojieshi,daoshibazhiboxiaoguolamanle。

此刻。

hualongzaochuanchangnei,duweizhongyibianchuanchuhaifu,yibianraoyouxingqudekanzheqiaoxiangzhibo。

tafaxianqiaoxiangsuirannianjixiao,danshoujiaolisuo,fengfanbu,moweigan,shulonggu,yangyangjingtong,gengkeguideshihainengyibianjiangjieyibianzhizuo。

shenzhiyouxiejiqiaohelilun,jiulianchuhaijishiniandetadouganjuetihuguanding,xinganchengfudefachulelianggedafeiji。

tarending,qiaoxiangyaomejialiyourenchangnianzaihaishangtaoshenghuo,yaomeshizhuanmendehaishixuexiaobiye。

“**?dudafuhaisongliwule?zhubozheimeniubi?”

“buhuishizhubohedudafuzaiyanshuanghuangba?”

“loushangnc,jiandingwanbi,dudafushenweihuaxiadiyidafu,chuhaijishinian,shenjiameiyouqianwanyeyoubaiwanle,niguyongyigezheiyangderenshishi?!”

qiaoxiangpieleyiyandanmu,lianmangganxiedao:“ganxieduweizhongdagededafeiji,ganxieganxie!”

duweizhong:“xiaohuozijiupingnideshouyi,ruguoduihualongzaochuanchangyouxingqu,wojinianpaiyigegongzuo,yueruliangsanwanbushiwenti。”

“buyongle,ganxiedudage,wodasuanzijichuhai,bijingwodezhuyeshizhibo。”

乔向摇头拒绝。

kaiwanxiao,qiebushuotadexitongbunengrangbierenzhidao,gengzhongyaodeshi,zijichuhaidayuduoziyou,hebiyaoqujuyurenxia?

keqiaoxiangzheiyixia,querangzhibojiandanmuzhijiezhale。

“zhuboniubi666,liandudafudeyaoqingdoujujuele?zishishengaoa!”

“kanlai,dangzhubozhuanqianhaishiduoa,yigeyueyaowuliuwanba?”

“yuerusanqiandewosuanle,dudafuyaoburanwohenihunba,wohuijijian!”

“haoba,hualongzaochuanchangyongyuanhuanyingni。”

duweizhongshiwangdeyaoleyaotou,tabenyiweiqiaoxiangshigekesuzhicai,kanlaizhibuguoshigeziyiweishidejingdizhiwa。

yaozhidao,zaihaishangtaoshenghuo,zuizhongyaodeshihenqiangdexinlisuzhi。

tajianguobushaobahanghaijishubeidegungualanshuderen,dandaolehaishang,fenglangyichui,jiufeile。

qiaoxianghuishizheiyangderenme?