第5章 麻烦你离我远点

jingzuolepianke,woqishenxiachuang,suohaofangmen。

zoudaochuangbian,waimianheiqiqide,dannengfenbiandechu,zheilishiyilou。

yingyingchuochuojiqizaidatingheguoyoujiuweideyinliaozhihoujiumidengle,haoxiangyougehenhaowendenanrenbawobaodaolechuangshang……

xinzhongshuranyijing,woganjinchakanshenshangdeyiwu。

haihao,nei-yi、waiyiyiqieruchu。

lahechuanglian,womeijingdacaidihuidaochuangbian,yi**zuoshangqu,youdianhuangshener。

modi,zhijianpengdaoleyizhangzhi。

suishounaqi,luoruyanliandeshishangmiandeyixingheizi。

“xiaoyema,buguanxiangzuoshenme,shouxian,nidezugouyouxiu。”

qiujingdeyingtizi,tuotuodenengliangtiao。

zaizheixingzixiamian,haiyouyichuandianhuahaoma。

wobazitiaozhehao,saijinniuzikukoudai。

xindazewuyou,yiyehaomian。

diertianyizao,fuzhanqiaoxianglefangmen。

“youshima?”kailemen,wobulengburediwendao。

tayijiubaizhesirenlian,mouziliqueyoulexiexuwendu,“zuotiannihezuile,zhihaorangnizanshizhuzaikefang。woxianzaidainiqunidefangjian。”

woliuliandikanleyiyancengjingshouliuguowodedifang,zhuanshengentachulemen。

weiwozhunbeidefangjianzaisanlouzoulangzuilice,mianjihenda,sheshiyeqibei,jiushizhuanghuangtaisuqi,manyande**,shejizheyidingyiweifanshishijisuidenvhaidouyoukegongzhuxin。

“wojiuzhuzaijinailoutikoudeneijianfang,youshikeyiquqiaowodemen。”fuzhandehuasihushizaitixingwoyaolimao。

“qitarendouzhuzaierlouma?”wosuikouwendao。

tameiyouchusheng,zhishidiantou。

woleranyuxin,——fuzhanshifuqingyadedidi,zailingjiasuanshiwairen,erwogentazhuzaiyiceng,kanyangzijiusuanwoxueguanliyoulingjiaxuetong,queyebushitamende“zijiren”。

rucishenhao,wozuoqishilaibuzhiyuweishouweiwei。

“zhuajinshijianxishuba,shaohougaiyongzaocanle。”fuzhandemuguangsaoguowodefashao,lveweiyouyuleyixia,“nitoushangdexiaozangbian,yihouzuihaozaiyebuyaoshule。”

womeizuosheng,bukeqidituiletayiba,daitaliangqiangtuichuqu,“guang”yishengheshangfangmen。

xishujianjingzilidechujiu,shencaiganshoumeiliao,changnianbaitanshaichulaidexiaomaisepifukanqilaiyoudianzangxixi,meimaozaluanwuxing,bizibushengaoting,chunxingbugoujingyan,liezuiyixiao,jingxianyizhiwanliedexiaohuya。

weiyizhidekuazande,shiliangzhishencaiyiyidexingyan,——renshiwoderen,doushuotalianghuishuohua。

huranxiangqikoudailineixingzi,he,maosihenyoudaoli。

banxiaoshihou,fuzhanbazaocanduandaolewodefangjian。

“wobupeigentamenyiqichifan,shibushi?”zizunxinzuosui,wokansibujieyishizehenzaihudiwenleyiju。

fuzhanmeiyouzhengmianhuida,“woxianzaijiaonijiucanliyi,dengnidouzhangwole,jiukeyigendajiayiqiyongcanle。”

suoweijiucanliyi,wufeishiduizuozi、canjushiyongfangshi、jinshishunxudengfangmiandeyingxingguiding。

keshi,yaobuyaoshentitiedezheimejinlaiyanshia?

tianshengxiujuelingmindewoshizaishoubuletashenshangdegulongshuiweier,jinguanyijinghendan,kechongjilihaishibuxiao。

“fuzhan,mafanniliwoyuandian,weiertaixiangle!”yuqijinliangweiwan,bijingrenjiahaoxinjiaowoni!

talianshangyishai,shaoweiqianshen,“duibuqi。buguo,nibugaizhihuwodemingzi,ershiyingdangchenghuwowei‘jiujiu’。”

wodingdingdiwangzhexuanzaiceshangfangdecangbailiantang,yudiaolengdandihuileyiju,“womashidushengnv,womeiyou‘jiujiu’neizhongdongxi。”

“chujiu,nizheimezhiao,shihuichikutoude!”fuzhandeyantonglizanglenuannuandeyangguang,saluozaizhouzao。

shetouzaisaineihualeyiquan,wobamuguangfangrou,zuijiaoguashangtianjingdexiao,“tingnizheihua,shixintengwoma?”