yanqianbianshiwoyaogouyinzhiren，weilegouyintawojihuqingjiadangchan。
kezhanzaitamianqianshi，woquemeilexianqianneifanzixin。
lingxiaoxianzunhuanhuanheshangshuyetaiyankanwo，yanshendaizhejianruideshenshi，hedewodoulesandou。
「nidaodixiangwenshenme？」lingxiaoxianzundeshengyinlengrubingquan，queyoutingderenshenxinjushu。
wohuanhuanxinshen，bigongbijingdefulefushen：「xianzun，xiaoxianxiangwen……」
「ng？」xianzunshumeilangmu，quetianlexuduobunaifan。
「xianzun！」wohuochuqule，langshengshuodao：「ninkeyuanyuwoqinqinbaobaojugaogao？」
huayingangluo，woqiaozhexianzundelianseshuadeheilexiaqu，haoxiangguaqiyichangshanhuhaixiao，yangqiyibazhangchaowopulai。
woshuocuolema？wodoushianzhaodashixiongdejiaowodeshuodeya，yiziweigai！
qiangjingdelidaodazaiwoxiongkou，tongdewochadianduanqi，woshidiyigebeilingxiaoxianzundafeichuqudeshangmenqiuwenzhe，chenglexianjiexiaobing，zaixianjieresoushanggualesantian……
「dashixiongnizenkepianwo？！shenmeqinqinbaobaojugaogao，shizuntingleyaowodemingni！」**daleibuxiayudehaoku，suiranzuoshouyigejitui，youshouyigeyabo，danhaishikudeyichouyichoude：「nikezhiwoweileqiujianlingxiaoxianzunwenyigewenti，hualewoquanbudelingshicaimaidaoyizhanghuangniupiao！nipeiwolingshi！」
dashixiongxiezhangfengkuxiaobudederouroutaiyangxue，qiaoleqiaowoshuaiduandeneitiaotuishangdeshigao：「chidongxideshihoubuyaoku，xiaoxinqiangdao！wozheibushipeinilingshilema？」
wokudegengcanle，wawazhijiao：「cilingshifeibilingshia！」
dashixiongyangtouhahadaxiao，roulerouwodetoufa：「shuangliniyebieguaishixiong。woyankanzhejiuyaotupozongyuanjiejinrutaiyuanjie，xiuweigengshangyicenglou。nirenxinkanwoxiuweitingzhibuqianma？」
shixiongjiangwocongxiaoyangdaoda，shiwoweiyideqinren，tashuohuawoxianglaitingcong，suoyitajiaowogouyinxianzun，zaitashenshangqiuquxiandannahuilaijidashixiongtishengxiuwei，woyelianliandayingle。
dashixiongshuoqinqinbaobaojugaogaojiushiweilegouyinxianzun，wozhaoshishuole，kexianzunqueyibazhangbawoshanfei，xianzundexiandanshizainanqu。
「biepa，chibaoleshixiongdainijinxingbjihua！」dashixiongmolemoxiaba，xiongyouchengzhudeyangzi。
tashuowotianshengmeiyouqinggen，suoyigouyinqixianzunlaigewaifangbian。
wowenta，hewei「gouyin」？
shixiongshuo，jiushihexianzungongtongxiulian，tishengxiuweidedahaoshiqing。zhiyaonengyuxianzun「huxianggouyin」biankequdaoxiandanbangdashixiongtupozongyuanjie。
yushi，wodayingshixiongzaishiyici。
zheiyici，shixiongyaowobianhuiyuanxing，jiangwodaidaolelingxiaoxianzunchangqumuyudexianchi。
dashixiongjiangwofangruxiliu，wobenshiyitiaoxiaoxiaojinlihennanbeichajue，suoxingyongyipianluoyezhedangshenying，shunzhexishuiyoujinlexianchi。
xianchideshuizhenlengya！lingxiaoxianzunruhenengzaizheibanlengdechizilipaosangeshichen？
wofenlideyouayou，kefenbuqingfangxiang，zhijianshuibodangyang，mianqianlianggerubaisedejudayuandinggaogaosongqi。
「xianchiguoranshuishendehen！」woxinlipeifubuyi：「chizilijingranyeyougaosongdeshanfengni。」
woyouguoquzixikan，youjianyuandingshanfengxiamianshiliangtiaobizhishulideshanti，guanghuameiyouyisiyanfeng。
「nandaoshinvwaniangniangbutianyongdexianshi？jingranzheimeguanghuazichengyiti？」wohaoqiwanfen，raozheneiliangchuyanbiyoulaiyouqu，shibushiyongyuqichupengyanbi。
taitouwangqu，liangshanzhongjiansiyouyixingzhuangguiyizhiwu，womengle。
这是什么？
wochizheyuqizhoumeisikao，huranshuiboxiongyong，woxianrulangchaozhong，hualayishengbeirenzhuazheyuweitileqilai。
糟糕，我被发现了！
shuaizaianshangwopulenglengshuaidiaoshenshangdeshuizhuhuazuorenxing，lingxiaoxianzunzhenghanzheyizhanglianhanshoudingzhewo，lansedetongkongjifenyunnujifenchayi。
tashiluludemofachuizaijiaobian，shenshangdeqianlansezhangshanbeidashi，yingyingchuochuojiankejianliuchangdeshenxing。
wodongdedaduosuo，xiayishixiangyaoyuqi，kerukoucaifaxianshiyaozheshouzhi。
lingxiaoxianzunkanwochishoushou，liansemomingguiyilejifen：「youshini？！」shuowan，lingxiaoxianzundeshouzhangyijingpilexialai。
tazheishiyaodiercijiangwodafeima？wanwanbuke！
「dengyixia！」woshoubeihuzaixiongqian：「xianzunsulaibushangjiwugu，zendewozhishibuqiaoyuxianzunzhuangzaitongyigechizili，nijiuyaozheibancanrendaduanwotui，shanglewoshoubei？」woxinxujiaobian。
xianzunlianseqingzidedengzhewo，shouxuanzaibankongmeiyoupixialaiyemeiyouchezoudeyisi。
tagangcaijiangwoshuaizaianshang，lidaoguomeng，jiangwoyuanbenwanhaodelingyitiaotuiyeshuaizhele，shouzhiyecashangle。
「weihemeicijiandaoxianzun，douyaoshuaishangyitiaotui？wodaodinalireninle？」shuowan，wojiuxiangku。
lingxiaoxianzunfangxiashoubeiyangleyangxiaba，morankanwosanmiao，zhuanshenliqu。
「shizunbudasuanjiujiuwoma？」woweiqubabakanzheta，daizhekuqiang。
「tuiduanlehaikeyiyujianfeixing。」lingxiaotianzunshuohuashihunshenhanqibiren。
「xiaoxianhaibuhuiyujian……」wokelianxixideyaozhexiachun。
lingxiaoxianzunduishangwochuchudemoyang，jucudenuokaishixianbuyichajuedetunletunkoushui。
「buyaoyongzheizhongyanshenkanwo。」tayaoyaqiechideshuo。
「neihao。」woxiaoqilai，zhangkaishuangbei：「xianzun，yaobaobao！」
仙尊气的要喷血。
keshishiluludewohaishibeishiluludexianzundahengbaoleqilai，huilelingxiaogeyangshang。
xianzundebozihaobaihaozhanga，xianzundexiongtanghaokuanhaoyinga，xianzunzhenshiwojianguodezuizuihaokandexianrenle！