第2章

「zijishangyao。」lingxiaoxianzundiujiwoyigeyaoxiang,zhuanshenyuzou。

wolikerangdao:「shouyeshangleni。」ruheshangyao。

lingxiaoxianzunjiaobuyidunhuitounushiwo,yifuxiangpaisiwoyouburenxindeyangzi:「shangzainali?」

wobiezhezuiliaoqiqunjiaoluchuxibaidejiaohuai。

lingxiaoxianzunqingqingminlexiachun,erduomomingyouxiehong。

tanachuyaogaohuakaizaishouzhang,tieshangwodejiaohuai,yiguqingliangshenjinpifu,queyouduoleyiguzhire。

「haole。」xianzunshangwanyaolengshengwenwo:「haiyounalishangle?」

wojiangqunzimanmanlashangqubanfen:「guzheleni。」

xianzunchuizheyanjian,zhangjieruyu,zhiredezhijianchudaowojifu。

wozhidaoxianzunyibushangjiwugu,erbujiejinnvse,sanbuxihuankukutitichaonaobuxiu,yushizaixianzunweiwoshangyaodeshihouyizhixiaoxixikanzheta。

dashixiongshuole,ruoyaogouyinchenggong,xutuozhexiabashuangmoumaimaidekanzhexianzun,haiyaoxiao。

made,gouyinzhenshimenjishuhuo。

xianzuntaiyankanwo,shuangmouyimi,jinjiezhewogutougabayisheng。

「a!!!」wocanjiaodeshengyinxiangchetianjie。

「shuole,buyaoyongzheizhongyanshenkanwo。」xianzunweiwojiewanlegutou,touyebuhuidezoudiaole。

dashixiong,nidaodishibushizaikengzijiren?nineitaogouyinrendebanfaguanbuguanyong?zaibuxing,wodexiaomingdouyaodajinqule。

bangwanshifen,lingxiaogemengshangyicengcanlandeyunxia,woshizaiyouxiee,zuoyoubujianren,zhihaoyiqueyiguaidequzhaoshiwu。

luguoyipianyuyucongcongdezhulin,woxinxiangkanlezhuzizuoyifuguaizhangyehao,yaoburanwozheimaomeiruhuadeyangziyiqueyiguaichenghetitong。

dashixiongshuole,gouyinrenshixuyaotimianhemeimaode,wobunengshiquzhiyecaoshou!

ranershenhouxiangqiyidaohechisheng,hedewoyijiling,huitouyikan,yixiaotongzhengzhizhewo:「xiaozei!toudongxitoudaoxianzunzhulinlaile!」

「bububu。」womangbaishou:「womeitoudongxi!」

woyutajieshibanshang,tacaimingbaileshilingxiaoxianzundaiwolaide,naolenaohounaoshaotawenwo:「nandaonigenzhexianzunhuilaishiweilebaishi?」

woyanzhuzhuanlezhuan:「chabuduoba。」

「shibianshi,shenmejiaochabuduo?」

「woyaoshitongnishuole,nikedetiwobaomi!」woshenmixixidelazhexiaotongqieqiesiyu。

tayezhengzhongqishidekanzhewo,zhoujinmeitouyanzhenyidai:「hao,wobaomi!」

wosixiamiaolemiao,querenlewuren:「qishiwolai,shilaigouyinxianzunde!」

xiaotongdangzhewodemianshihuale。

zheishihouxianzunchuanguozhulinzoulai,yuzheizhulinzichengyidaoqinglifengjing。

「sheixuniluandongle?」xianzunlianshangmengleyicengbonu。

「我饿……」

yinweiwoshituyuanjiedexiaoxian,jiecengzuidi,haixuyaochidongxi,xiangxianzunzheibanjingyuanjiedezaohua,zaojiubuyongchidongxile。

talerandediandiantou:「nixiangchishenme?」

woyile,congqiankundailiquchuyibencaidan:「jiuzheige,zuoyibenjiuxing!」

xianzunlianseyufadehei,xiaotonglianseyufadebai,woyegaobudongzheiliangrenshenmeyisi。

baizaiwomianqiandeshiyizhuofengshenghaocai,xiaotongpiepiezuidigu:「zheidoushiwoqurenjianmailaide,tingshuojiaoshenmemanhanquanxi,nikuaichiba,chiwanlezaodianzou!」

wokanleyanzijishoushangdeshouzhitou,taiyanmaimaikanzhelingxiaoxianzun:「shoushangle,nabulekuaizini。」

xianzunyiliansushadekanzhewo,zuanlezuanquantouyousongkai:「nihaiyaozenme?」

wozhengzhu,shuiwangwangdedayanjingkanzheta:「xianzunbuweiwochima?」

xiaotonghedexigaiyiruan,chadianpadishang。

好奇怪的主仆二人。

lingxiaoxianzunbishangyanjingchenjinglejimiao,zhongyuhuakaifuzadebiaoqing,zoudaowomianqianjuqikuaizisongdaowozuibianyikuairou。

mole,tashuo:「buyaoyongzheizhongyanshenkanwo,ruofeiyaokan,jiuzhinengkanwoyige。bieren,bukeyi。」

wonaonaotouxinxiang,woruoshibudayingtakenengdangchangfanlianbuxuwochirouleba,yushiwoguaiguaidiantou。