第二章 美女邻居想不开?

dierzhangmeinvlinjuxiangbukai?

bawonvpengyousongdaolouxia。

wangchangtadouhuirangwoshangquzuoyizuo,danjintianqueshiyigaichangtai【gaitianba,wojintianleile,neitiaogousidehaocan】

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【en,nidaojiadeshihoujiwodadianhua】

【haole!】wokanzhetazoushanglou,bianzhuanshenzuolegegongjiaochehuijia!

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【xinyi,wozhongyunengjinimaihuazhuangpin,hufupin,xianhua,xianglian,kouhong,buhuizairangnizaitongxuepengyoumianqiantaibuqitoule】

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keshi,gebizaizishajinxingzhongei!

wozaizheichihuoguo,zhei......haoma?

xiangdaoyihouzuomengmengjianta。

baiyipiaopiao,toufagaimian。

【你好啊,冷先生】

【我不姓冷啊】

【您复姓冷淡】

【什么性冷淡?】

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【keke,neige,woshinigebi302dezuke,neige,woxiangwennifangbiandaowojiachigefanma?dahuoguo】

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jiantahaishimeihuiying,wobusixin,jixuquanshuo【neige,bushouqian,wokeyijinikanshenfenzheng】

咔嚓!

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【鸳鸯锅!】