第1章

lianyubuzhichunqu,yiqingfangjuexiashen。

zhengshixiashenzhishi,benyingtangzaichuangshangchuikongdiao,hekele,chizhaji,hesiheidui**kaimaidedahaoshiguang,yiweiyibaiyishibasuidemiaolingshaonvzaitushuguandejiaoluoliqiaoqiaosuile,miandui《4.5xiaoshisuchengcyuyan》,《xianxingdaishuqimosucheng》,《diancixuebibeizhishidian》,huazaijiubishangyan,“huimieba。”

zhengkaiyan,huazaijiuzhijuedeliangyanyiheiyouyihei,“daodishishei,shishei,daraowoxiangshouhunandezhoumo。”

kanzhecongchuanghulimiantouchudejincancandeyangguang,ganshouzhetushuguanliyinrenduoerhuijuerchengdenongzhongdeyangqi,zuoweiguinvdehuazaijiuzhiganjuedaobennengdebushi。

tazhendehenxiangyuandifafeng,niuqu,yinandipaxing,chetoufa,jianjiao,zuojiaocaiyoujiaoyaohuashouluoxuanshengtian,keyinweishizaitushuguanli,taweishubuduodesuzhirangtarenzhule,bianchenglewushengdejianjiao。

kexuezoubutongjiuzouxuanxue,zhijiantabazhangfayongbipanqi,yishuanghuliyanlishicongweiyouguodeqiancheng,ruguohulveyanxiadapiandewuqingdehua,pifushibuzhengchangdebai,zuihongdexiangshigangxuanguojigexiaohai,zhengtiyouyizhongbingtaidemei。

zhengdanghuazaijiuzuilishenshentaotaodinianzhe“fenlai,fenlai,fencongsimianbafanglai”shi,yidaojixieyincongerbianxiangqi:“huanyingdi444haowanjiahuazaijiujinruguaitanfuben——xingfuzhijia,qingwanjiajinzuidadenulishengcunxiaqu......e~”

花载酒:???

“wociao,shenmeqingkuang!haiyougangcaishizaichaofengwoma?enia。”((╬▔min▔)tu)

cishizhiboyezhengshikaishi。

(wo,444hao,zheikezhenjili)

(nalaideyaonie,zenmebiguihaigui,yifushenxuyang)

(xushixuledian,dankanwuguanhaishitinghaokande)

(loushangdenizhenshiele)

(zheixinrenzenmebushuohuale,heshale?)

dangwangyouzhengzaitaolunzheigexinrenshi,huazaijiuconglengshenzhonghuanguolai,zhuanerchayaoyangtianzhangxiao:“ahahaha,tianbuwangwoahahaha,buyongqimokaoshila,wozhijieliuliuqiu,huijia,zouqi。”

网友:???

(diyicijianfengdezheimebiezhide,baguiyishijiedangjia?)

(xiaoguniangkanzhetingnianqingde,zenmejiufengleni?)

jiezhe,neidaojixieyinyouxiangqi:“wanjiadi444hao,jinrufuben:xingfuzhijia。”

yikuaiguangpingzaihuazaijiumianqianliangqi,shangmianxiezheyouguanzheicifubendexinxi:

副本:幸福之家

参与人数:1人

nandudengji:★★★★★

jianjie:qingwanjiajizhu,xingfuzhijializhiyoubaba,mama,nver。

(shiwoyanhualema,xinshoufubenzenmebianchengwukexingnandule)

(zheimeizifantiantiaole?)

(zheigexinrenwanle,moai.jpg)

kanzheyanqiandemianban,huazaijiuxiemeiyixiao,“xiaoxiaofubenkexiaokexiao。”((~ ̄▽ ̄)~)

suijiheianzhongchuxianyidaopojiudetiemen,huazaijiubianxuanzhuantiaoyuebiankaojinneishanmen,ganshoudaomenneichuanlaideshuxiqixi,huazaijiureleiyingkuang,xianghoutuijibu,zhupao,tiaoyue,chuaimen,yiqihecheng。

“laodeng,wotmhuilaila,xiangwolemei!”

zhengtangzaiyangtaishangdetangyishaiyintiandehuaranchouyigejiling,zuoqilaikanjianbeimougeninvchuailandemenhemougezaimenkouchayaodeninv,taiyangxuehenhenyitiao,xinxiang:“dayile,rangzheigexiaozaizihuilaile。”

(shenmewanyi?laodeng,womeitingcuoba,woqindiewodoubuganzheimehan)

(zheigexinrenmashangjiuyaolinghefanle)

(hahahahahahahahaha,xiaosiwole,suirankelian,danshishizhendehaoxiao)

(wa,zheigenanguihaoshuai,diyicizaifubenlijianzheimeshuaidegui)

(loushangdenizhenshiele)

(出现了,饿老师)

huaranchouqueshishuai,“liruzhilanyushu,xiaorulangyueruhuai”,yitoubaisezhangfa,pisanzaibeihou,yishuanghongmou,yaoyequebujiaomei,gaotingdebilianghebochun,meidangruonianghehuazaijiushuo:“zhaonanrenyaoqiubuyaotaigao。”huazaijiuzhixiangshuo:“woqinaidemamo~yaobuyaokankanzijichideduohao。”

dancishidehuaranchouyinweimougeninvde“shanliangdengchang”zhengzaileyuandi。huazaijiujianzijialaodiemeifanying,wailewaitou,yigejianbuchongguoqubaozhuta,shuo:“zale,woqinaidelaodie,jiandaonidebaobeinverbukaixinma?”

“kaixin,zenmebukaixin,younishiwodefuqi。”zheijigezijihushiconghuaranchoudeyafenglibengchulaide。ranhoutabuzhidaocongnataochuyigenzhutiao,chaoqijiushiwangzijidebaobeinvershenshangzhaohu。

“wociao,laodeng,ninalaidezhutiao,bushibeiwodiudiaolema?”

“hehe,jintianwojiuyaozaibuniyigewanzhengdetongnian。”

huazaijiubeizijialaodiedadeaoaoluanjiao,manketingpao,yibianpaoyibianhan:“ma,ma,yourenzounizaia,laodeng,woquannifangxiatudao,burandengwomalailejiuyaonihaokan。”

“wobuzhidaowohuizenyang,danwoxianzaijiurangnihaokan,haipao,haipao。”

zhibojianlichenmole,suijiyoubaofachujiliedetaolun,cishidezhibojianyijingtupolewuqianren。

(youmeiyourenlaijieshizheimominghexiedechangmianshizenmehuishi)

(zaiguiyishijieliqueshimominghexie)

(zheibuhuizhenshitaqindieba,wodiezouwodeshihoujiushizheiyangde)

(loushangdebiegaoxiaole,zenmehuiyourendediezaifubenlizuonpc)

jiudanghuaranchouhehuazaijiuzaixiang(dan)qin(fang)xiang(bao)ai(da)shi,yidaoqingsedeshenyingcongmenkouzoulejinlai,jinlaidezhengshitizheyilanzi“cai”deruoniang,yitourupudeqingsidalidehenhao,yongyigencuilvdezanziwanzainaohou,yishuangmosetaohuayan,hehuazaijiuruchuyizhedefusehezuichun,jilvsuifasanzaieqian,dangzhenshi“qiuwujuese,yuemushijiaren”,ruguonenghulvetashouzhongtizhedeyilanziduanshouduanjiaodehua。

kanjianzijidexianggonghenvershengsishisudechangmianshi,ruoniangzidonghulveleanxiangditangzaidishangdemen,tabuzhishixianjingyanverhuilailehaishixianhechixianggongtingxia。

kanjianzijideqinqinmamohuilaile,huazaijiuyigedansheqibuduodaoruonianghoumian,“ma,laodietadawo,yingyingying~”

zhibojianzaicixianruguiyidechenmo。

(vocal,zheigexinrenzaiganshenme,bubangtayiqizounijiubucuole)

(youyishuoyi,zheiliangkouzideyanzhishizhendegao)

(wuwuwu,meinvjiejietietie~)

(loushangdeshizhendeele,meinvjiejietietie)

(elaoshi,ni......)

(huashuozheigexinrenzenmehaimeibeigadiao)

kanjianzijideqinqinlaopohuilaile,huaranchouguangsushouzhu,zuochuyifuweiqudeyangzi:“niangzi~shizheigeninvxianbamenjichuaile,wocaishaozuojiaoyude。”((;′⌒`))

“menhuailebuhuixiu?dabaobeinverganma,yaoniyoushenmeyong。”ruoniangyilianxianqi,zhuanerduizijidebaobeinvershuo:“jiujiubupaa,niangqinbangnijiaoxunta。”

“ng,jiuzhidaoniangqinzuihaole。”((•̀ω•́)✧)

“ruoniang~”huaranchouyilianweiqu,zaikanjianzijidebaobeinveryiliandeyizhihou,houcaoyadouyaoyaosuile,xinxiangcaibatadafaqushangxue,jiuyouhuilaile,dezaixianggefazicaixing,buranyoubunengheqinqinniangzitietiele。