第一章开启直播算命
weilebangshifumaizhuti，wokaiqizhibosuanming。
wonianqingshangqing，jinruzhibojiandeguanzhongdoubuxiangxinwohuisuanming。
zhidaojinlaiyiweimiansecanbai、shuangmuchuileidenvzi。
worangtaxiegezizaizhishang，tasuishouzaizhijinshangxielege「kou」zi。
woqiazhiyisuan：「niyongzhijinxielegekouzi，koujiajinshigediaozi。meinv，nixinyousiyi，buxianghuole......」
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woshitianleiguandi599daiqinchuandizi。
jinxienianrenmendoubuzairezhongzaiditansuanming，shifuyewuliangjujian，kaojiweilaopengyouzhaogujinnengweichishengji。
shifuriridaizaiyinxingshuxiafachou：「xinger，weishidousantianmeichidaozhutile，niyebubangweishixiangxiangbanfa。zaizheiyangxiaqu，weishiyaoeshoule。」
tamolemoyuangugudesancengdupi，yilianchouchang。
wochongtafanlegebaiyan：「naweidaoguanguanzhuxiangniyiyangmanfufeichang，dafubianbian，buzhuzhongzishenguanli。niqiaogebisanmaguanguanzhu，yifuxianfengdaogudemoyang，hefatongyan，yikanjiuyoudianbenshizaishen，xiyinlebushaodalingfunvqushangxiang。」
shifuhenshengqi：「sanmaguandemingxiuguanzhujiushigepianzi，shenmebenshimeiyou，jiuhuihuyouren。」
「huihuyourenyeshiyizhongbenshi......」
wolingjiyidong：「zuijinzhibohenhuo，womenkaigezhanghaozhibojifensisuanming，bangshifuzhuandianwaikuai。」
shuoganjiugan，dangwanwojiuzhucelegezhanghao，kailezhibo。
yikaishi，zhibojianderenliaoliaowuji，jinlaiderendadoubuxiangxinnianqing，zhangxiangtianmeidewohuisuanming。
「youshiyigehuyourendezhubo，nizheimenianqinghuisuanming，wozhibochixiang......」
「xiaoguniangchulaisuanming，weilexiyinfensi，nikezhenhuixiangbanfa。buguo，nizhangdetingpiaoliang，burugaizuoyanzhizhubo。」
「tianleishensuan，zheimingziqidexiaosile。tianleigungunba！」
duiyuguanzhongdelengchaorefeng，woshierbujian，naixindejieshi。
「biekanwonianqing，wokeshitianleiguandi599daiqinchuandizi，tongsouwuqi。tianleiguanchuanchengqiannian，wodesuanmingzhishuyizhenhuajing，hainengkaitianyan，kanpoxuwuyumiwang......」
「haha，kaitianyan，nidangnishierlangshen。」
「xiaoguniang，nihuichuiniu，wodaoshifaxianle。」
jishirendezhibojiandanmuquanshicaiwode，weiyouyigezhanghaojiao「lengxuemeigui」defensiwenwo。
「nisuanmingshouduoshaoqian？」
woshenchuwugenshouzhi：「wogangkaibo，shoudidian，wuqianyigua，buzhunbuyaoqian。」
baochujiagehou，danmudouzaichaofengwoxiangqianxiangfengle。
「wuqianhaishuozijishoudedi，xiaoguniang，niqiangqianni！」
「nixiangqianxiangfengleba，heixinzhubo，niyaosuandezhun，wobaxiedibanlajiaochile。」
五千很贵吗？
shifumeicisuanyiguadoushoujiwan，tongtaxiangbi，woshoudejiagehenliangxinle。
lengxuemeiguihuidao：「hao，woshiyishi。」
wotonglengxuemeiguikaishipinlianxian，zhibojianyixiaziyongruleshubairen，doushilaikanwoxiaohuade。
yiweiliansecanbai，shuangmuchuilei，zuizhongyaozhezhijindenvzichuxianzaizhibojian。
tazhangxiangqingli，tianshenglizhi，kuqidemoyangrerenailian。
zhibojianguanzhongjiandaotaliuleidelianpang，xiazuiliuqing，kaishiguanxintaweiherucibeishang。
「meinv，kannideyangzibuguosanshichutou，chuleshenmeshiqingrangnirucinanguo？」
「biekule，youshenmekunnanshuochulai，womenbangnicanmoucanmou。」
「zhubokaobuzhu，danwomenshuobudingnengbangnichumouhuace。」
lengxuemeiguicanbaideshuangchunsisiyaozhezhijin，yuyanyouzhi，buzhicongnalishuoqi。
wohuanhuandao：「nibuyuanyishuo，buruxianjinicegezi。nizaizhishangsuibianxiegezi，wosuansuannimuqiandechujing。」
lengxuemeiguijiangshouzhongzhijinpuping，zaizhijinshangxielege「kou」zi。